East River, NY - (Preposterous Mess): Roosevelt Island residents are up in arms over reports that JP Morgan whore and ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is eyeing up bijou apartments in the Westview residential block on Main Street after ex-island reside...
Off the Wall Street - (Sleaze Mess): "At last I have found my true spiritual home," ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today referring to his hiring as a $20,000 per-week slush-fund adviser to top US sleazebroker JP Morgan.
London - (Conniving Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair hailed his first official foray into the world of investment banking by brokering the sale of the Northern Crock Bank's sub-prime £2.25 billion mortgage portfolio to his new lords and mast...
Off The Wall Street, NYC - (Bad Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is set to become a banker (sic) following reports he has joined the board of Northern Crock's parent company in New York.
Con-nought Square, London - (Worse Ass Mess): After years of wriggling, denials, hideous obfuscations and downright massive Opus Dei whoppers ex-UK Prime Monster has admitted that the current elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, Prince William,...
When I heard yesterday of the death of boogie-woogie jazz pianist Oscar Peterson, it brought to mind the words attributed to Thomas More in Bolt's play "A Man for All Seasons", when he was threatened with that imposter death by the Duke of Norfolk. "Death comes for us all my Lords, yes even for kings he comes." And I thought: "Yo, even for the maharaja mutha of the key...
Who thought they would ever see Tony Blair change?...
London - (Diabolical Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has taken the first steps on the eccliastical ladder that will see him anointed as a lay Catholic priest on Good Friday next year.
Meddling Brussels MEP's have astonished all of Europe by suggesting that in future the future Christmas will be decided by a referendum in the coming years.
London - (Fascist Mess): UK broadsheets are abuzz with the news that British socialite and fascist fellater Unity Mitford gave birth to a love-child by Adolf Hitler who then went on to spawn the Whore on Terra's notorious Poodle Brothers...
A Blackpool pensioner has emerged as the true benefactor of a colossal donation to the Labour Party, previously thought to have come from billionaire F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone.
Trimdon Colliery, Sedgefield - (Ass Mess): Police probing the disappearance of scores of women from the 1970s onwards are continuing to dig up ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's back garden at his former Sedgefield constituency house after two bodies...
Bookmakers Coral & William Hill have been inundated with a dead 'sherbet' that Tony Blair will be given a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list. There are already so many Sir (insert the name of your choice) B...
Sources at the White House have warned people that a terrorist threat is imminent, and "could happen in days", although it is much more likely to take place under cover of darkness.
London - (Right-Old-Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will convert to Islam within weeks according to reliable Northern Crock Bank account sources who have seen his whopping great big paychecks signed by Prince Bandar.
UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has today hit out at those calling for his brother, Sir Ian Blair, to resign as head of the Metropolitan Police.
Connaught Square, London - (Mercenary Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been asked "Just who signs your pay cheque these days?" and refused to deny that it's a source at the Northern Rock Bank.
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