LAS VEGAS - After performing together for 37 years, and going through 817 tigers, and over 7,000 Revlon products, Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn have decided to hang up their magic wands. The two popular Las Vegas showmen who performed illusio...
REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - A new transgressions mode is being developed for the next Tiger Woods computer game. The mode was revealed at a press conference today. Despite being in the early stages of development, when asked about the features on T...
Elin Woods: "I should have been aware as to what was going on with Tiger" she said in an interview with TIGER TIMES, a new tabloid now being published to keep up with all the interest in the recent scandal. "Every time he came home from a tour he...
Perhaps all the recent goings-on have caused the talented golfer to go a little bananas but a source close to Tiger has told us that Tiger Woods has bleached his face till it's whiter and had a nose job. He also wants custody of the kids so he ca...
Elin has been approached by so many talk shows that she recently put a special answering unit on her phone that simply says; "No I won't, Yes I am, "I really don't give a damn"! The questions most asked of her were, "Will you appear on the ______ show"? "Are you really divorcing Tiger"? "Do you know where your husband is"? Tiger on the other hand has a special answering unit on his phone...
Celeb Jihad is now reporting the surfacing of Tiger Woods' hottest butt slapping adventures and worst nightmare- the exposure of them- and perhaps the true explanation as to why his sponsors have gone into permanent hiding - just as Tiger has. T...
Tiger Woods, who is getting into deeper dodo every other day it seems, has offered to quit farting and stay on the shitwagon if Elin will come back and bring the children. "I'll give up the women and I'll quit farting around", promised Tiger. A...
The company famous for making chocolates in the shape of celebrities is at work fast and furious producing their latest delicacy. "This will be our biggest seller yet" boasts Thomas Sweet, President of Famous Chocolates Inc. Taking advantage of t...
Tiger Woods the worlds greatest golfer is now hiding in shame in a bunker under his house ever since the stories broke regarding Woods carrying on like Casanova. Strange that Tiger who used to avoid bunkers on the golf course is now hiding out in on...
After receiving a telephoned tip that something was was up once again at the Tiger Woods estate, several reporters were on hand to witness a shapely blond lady fleeing the house and attempting to get into a car. After trying for several minutes, t...
Tiger Woods has been getting some good news lately. Some of his big time sponsors are sticking by him and he has even gotten a few new ones. However he has also gotten some bad news and is going to need a lot more than new sponsors as his assets...
The eleventh woman linked to international world famous golfer today was Traycee Shaniqua Johnson, a 27 year old black cocktail waitress. According to sources, she had boasted about the realationship to several friends, one of whom eventually called...
At a hastily convened press conference here at the Oasis Motel here in Chattanooga (Coo Choo!) celebrity conjoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar, tearfully denied that they had split with their spouses, conjoined twins Buck and Percival Pissgums, star...
The Tiger alias Tiger Woods the Lionman Craig Busch and Mr Sheen alias Charlie Sheen have to meet to discuss their downfall caused by their treatment of women. Tiger Woods the worlds greatest golfer is in a lot of trouble because he has had more b...
It has come to the attention of tourists as well as local residents in sin city, that according to the Marquees in front of the local Pancake Hut and Pizza House that they are at war regarding which one of the establishments had the first visit from...
Forget the shocking shower scenes from the movie "Psycho", there may be some even more shocking to Tiger Woods if stories are true. Right on the heels of a recent magazine story of Tiger getting caught by a security camera fondling some young lady...
Boo Weekly is the only professional golfer who wants Tiger Woods to come back. Every time Boo starts a round of golf at a major championship the whole crowd shout BOO so Boo thinks that if Tiger Woods returns he will get the same treatment. Most p...
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