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Funny story: Taliban Assemble Bomb for Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show

Taliban Assemble Bomb for Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show

A roadside bomb that a Taliban fighting unit planted to kill British troops, has been given a job on Sky News. Sky executives, having seen footage of the Improvised Explosive Device (IED) being planted by the Taliban during a Sky News report, thou...

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Funny story: Government counter-terrorism strategy to price Al Qaeda off trains with a 10% annual fare hike

Government counter-terrorism strategy to price Al Qaeda off trains with a 10% annual fare hike

Opinion: THE mainstream media today chose to focus on the massive threat the UK faced from Cyber-terrorists, instead of an impressive cornerstone of government policy that will slash the threat from real world terrorism and strengthen government coff...

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Funny story: Power lost in terrorist attack

Power lost in terrorist attack

Sturgeon Bay - The peace and quiet of this small tourist city was shattered this morning when a group of radical squirrels with ties to El Kayda launched a suicide attack against a power substation on the city's west side, plunging half the city int...

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Funny story: Miners and Bombers Puzzle

Miners and Bombers Puzzle

Osama Bin Laden sat in his tent puzzled. 'Why did those infidels go miles down into a mine to save people's lives?' he pondered 'surely it is the will of Allah to go down holes in the ground and blow people up.' As millions were overjoyed at seeing lives saved by amazing feats of engineering and courage Osama was annoyed that this took attention away from the martyrs who had descended into the...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Are in Deep Trouble!

Al Qaeda Are in Deep Trouble!

The head of all things terrorist, Osama bin Laden, is said to be very angry because of a book written by Al Qaeda (Yemen Chapter) entitled "How to Kill Americans". In principle, he applauds their efforts, but he does have his doubts as to whether it is the wisest move at the current time. The Americans know of his exact whereabouts and could kill him at any time and indeed, the CIA have already...

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Funny story: European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

MI5 and MI6, Cheltenham GCHQ: Over the past few days the Western Security Apparatus has been on very high alert after the US secret intelligence agencies controlled by the Pentagon issued warnings that al-Qaida was plotting to attack targets in the...

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Funny story: Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

If a potential issue or threat emerges, people panic, and these days it is called terror hysteria. Once upon a time it would have been the reds under the beds but according to opinion polls and sources, the terror these days is a little less well...

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Funny story: Britain gripped by Al-Qaeda terror plot fear

Britain gripped by Al-Qaeda terror plot fear

A warning has been received from Irish intelligence services that dozens of tourist attractions are under threat from Al-Qaeda terrorists. Abdul O'Flaherty, a seventh generation Irishman of Iranian origin (and also a kebab shop owner), is in custo...

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Funny story: Peter Andre and Victoria, mysterious girl smell.

Peter Andre and Victoria, mysterious girl smell.

No, Not Victoria Beckham, but Victoria Station. - Eight people, including two passengers, complained of headaches and nausea when an "unusual smell" was reported at Victoria Tube station in London. Peter Andre who was travelling through the stati...

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Funny story: Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

An Al Queda influenced jihadist squirrel attempted to create maximum havoc at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks recently. Successfully penetrating the high security at an electrical substation, the fanatical rodent managed to blow out the campuse...

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Funny story: Athletes advised to wear burkas instead of team jerseys outside CWG venues to thwart terrorists. Exhibitionist, cross-dressing Brit team manager says "Brilliant" as he adds four to his wardrobe.

Athletes advised to wear burkas instead of team jerseys outside CWG venues to thwart terrorists. Exhibitionist, cross-dressing Brit team manager says "Brilliant" as he adds four to his wardrobe.

Athletes from Canada, UK, Oz and NZ have been advised by their CWG hosts not to wear their team jerseys outside the venues - for their own safety. "Mad Pakistani terrorists are waiting to cause mayhem", said the Delhi Chief of security. To make...

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Funny story: Daily Mail anger after Terrorists treated to fun day out at taxpayers expense

Daily Mail anger after Terrorists treated to fun day out at taxpayers expense

The Daily Mail is up in arms after it was revealed taxpayers money was being used to treat known terrorists to fun days out around Britain. The paper's worst nightmares were confirmed when itineraries were leaked from the Ministry of Defence showi...

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Funny story: The following article has been paid for and endorsed by Osama Bin Laden without his knowledge.

The following article has been paid for and endorsed by Osama Bin Laden without his knowledge.

The Taliban University of Suicide Bombers would like to praise its graduating class of 2010. This years Val Victorian went to Osama Osama Mudafi. Mr. Mudafi is swollen with pride to represent his classmates. Out of all twenty three students, Mr.

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Funny story: Terrorist Dismayed That Planted Bombs Are Not Growing

Terrorist Dismayed That Planted Bombs Are Not Growing

Newly anointed Al-Qaeda member, Ali By-Golly, looked dismayingly upon an open dirt field and sighed deeply. "Why won't they grow? Why won't my planted bombs grow into wonderful bomb trees? Oh why? Oh why? Oh why?" "I joined Al-Qaeda to kill infidels. I joined Al-Qaeda to rid the world of infidels and I am trying so hard to rid the world of infidels, whatever the hell they are. They...

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Funny story: 'Pope Six' sue for unlawful imprisonment

'Pope Six' sue for unlawful imprisonment

London - (Wingnuts Mess): Six harmless Westmonster Council sanitary operatives say their reputations have been trashed by Friday's arrest on trumped-up charges. The North Agrican lads had been having a bit of a joke in the works canteen about ex-H...

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Funny story: Times Square Bomber Released in Plea Deal! Turned in Names of Six Smokers

Times Square Bomber Released in Plea Deal! Turned in Names of Six Smokers

New York, NY (BNSE): Department of Homeland Security officials admitted today at an early morning press conference that Faisal Shahzad, 30, the alleged "Times Square Bomber," was released on bond at the behest of New York City leaders as part of a p...

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Funny story: The Eiffel Tower Now Called 'Leaning Tower Of Paris' After Bombing

The Eiffel Tower Now Called 'Leaning Tower Of Paris' After Bombing

Al Quada has announced that the early morning bombing of The Eiffel Tower and the park around it, which was evacuated Tuesday night after a telephoned bomb threat, is in response to the many 9-11 memorial services held throughout the world this weeke...

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