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Funny story: Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help. The callers want to...

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Funny story: "Woman After Three-Hour Orgasm- Like Too Much Dessert Plus More Dessert!"

"Woman After Three-Hour Orgasm- Like Too Much Dessert Plus More Dessert!"

Although many ladies say they couldn't imagine it being a bad thing, Liz in Seattle says that it's not for the first 15-30 minutes but after that it wasn't great at all. She told an A&E audience that she was trying everything and it wouldn't s...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise announced today that he was quitting the Church of Scientology to join the Children of God. The Children of God, who also call themselves Family International or Family of Love, have long been known as kind of a Christian sex cult, who be...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

We were invited in to hear Preacher Robertson talk to young couples and families. Phil Robertson stated that he was glad to see the three young married couples there with us and that he felt like he should speak out about certain thangs that most...

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Funny story: Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

For one woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven, then through a lot of pain and after three hours, to the hospital emergency room in Seattle. The lady had just had sex with her partner, but well after he climbed off, Liz was hitting new p...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage. Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...

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Funny story: Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

You know, when you insisted on not having sex with me until we were married, I thought you were a little bit of a prude, a goody two-shoes, and that I had a lot to teach you when our wedding night came around. But I was pretty wrong, wasn't I? Either you've been doing a lot of reading in your free time or you come at this kind of thing naturally. But in either case, you just about blew my eyeballs...

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Funny story: Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

After installing flowmeters in the outputs of all Navy ships serviced by Fat Leonard Francis and his company, the Navy was able to compute just how much Fat Leonard was overcharging the Navy. It appears that Fat Leonard was claiming to be suc...

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Funny story: For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend. "The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...

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Funny story: Dogging: Britain's Dirty Secret. A Spoof Exclusive

Dogging: Britain's Dirty Secret. A Spoof Exclusive

An undercover investigation by our correspondents Paxton Quigley and Ivana Orgasmovich. Paxton writes from Balham: They say that only mugs volunteer and when the editor came into the newsroom looking for a volunteer for an undercover investigation suddenly everybody appeared to be extremely busy. I was the one who wasn't fast enough to come up with a plausible excuse for not undertaking the as...

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Funny story: Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...

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Funny story: Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...

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Funny story: My Friend, You're Letting Your Wife Walk All Over You

My Friend, You're Letting Your Wife Walk All Over You

I know we don't know each other, but I can tell already who wears the pants in your house. Why, I just sidled up to your wife and made a clever remark and here she is talking to me like we've been best buds since college, and what are you doing? Nothing, just as I expected. Even the guy next to you sees what a little twerp you are. He's ignoring you just like your wife is. How does that make y...

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Funny story: Periodic Table to be used in Nun sex education lessons

Periodic Table to be used in Nun sex education lessons

The Periodic Table is to be used to teach sex education to Sisters in religious schools. Many nuns, who teach sex chemistry to young adults in The Pope's schools, currently do not understand the workings of the Periodic Table. The table, which is...

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Funny story: Give in to the Pillow Pressure

Give in to the Pillow Pressure

In Nagareyama, Japan a wonderful amazing new device known as the "Boyfriend's Arm Pillow" has been developed by the Kameo Corporation. The pillow consists of a headless torso and a stuffed arm that curls around the woman. Suzuki, a happy cust...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: Dad Told Me The Facts of Life

Miley Cyrus: Dad Told Me The Facts of Life

Miley Cyrus has told a friend, who told us just as she planned, that Miley learned some about boys from her mom but it was her dad, who told her the rest. "Miley, Baby", you're growing up and one day you'll meet a guy and want to get married...or...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...

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