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Funny story: Sean Connery To Visit Scotland

Sean Connery To Visit Scotland

World-famous Scottish actor Sir Sean Connery is to visit the Edinburgh book festival this year.

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Funny story: England declares War on Scotland!

England declares War on Scotland!

England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.

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Funny story: Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Charities and politicians in Scotland have criticised British government proposals to stop underage teenagers from not drinking. Parents who don't allow their children to drink in public could be prosecuted for allowing under-14s to be regularly...

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Funny story: Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.

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Funny story: USA Declares War On Scotland

USA Declares War On Scotland

In a surprise move, the United States declared war on Scotland today. Speaking from Washington DC, Secretary of State, Condaleeza Rice, said: 'Today, at 11 hundred hours, the United States of America declared war on Scotland. A task force of troo...

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Funny story: Scotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains

Scotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains

In a move to ease overcrowding, Scotland is to reintroduce steam engines on its railway lines.

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Funny story: Scottish Scientists Discover Alcohol Causes Memory Loss

Scottish Scientists Discover Alcohol Causes Memory Loss

Lead scientist Dr. Fergus McFaddie of the University of Edinburgh announced today that alcohol causes memory loss. This is the seventh or eighth time that Dr. McFaddie has made this announcement in the last three years or maybe it has been four.

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Funny story: Scotland Declared A Third World Country

Scotland Declared A Third World Country

Scotland was officially declared a Third World country, by the United Nations, today in Geneva.

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Funny story: Cup Victory Predicted For Queen Of The South

Cup Victory Predicted For Queen Of The South

Speaking from his luxury house in Govan, Rangers manager Walter Miffed predicted that Queen of the South would win this year's Scottish Cup.

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Funny story: Cat Coughs In Scotland

Cat Coughs In Scotland

Shock news came in today from Kirkcaldy - pronounced Keerkeidlemeisterhofney - in Fife, Scotland, that a cat had coughed in a street there. Reporters from BBC Scotland and STV rushed into the town, and soon hundreds of local residents were being...

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Funny story: Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…

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Funny story: Scots Not Violent Alcoholic Maniacs, Claims Scot

Scots Not Violent Alcoholic Maniacs, Claims Scot

A Scot today made the shock claim that Scots are not a nation of violent, alcoholic nutcases, after Manchester police fought them to death for hours, and then the Scots trashed half the city, after the UEFA Cup final there.

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Funny story: Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!

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Funny story: Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

A pensioner has been charged with shouting a bit loudly at his wife, in Ballahuilish, in the north west Highlands of Scotland.

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Funny story: 3 Arrested at Annual Wanker Toss at Wetwang, Yorkshire

3 Arrested at Annual Wanker Toss at Wetwang, Yorkshire

Wetwang, Yorkshire - I'm told I come from Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland so who am I to larf at stupid things in Britain. Of course I had to get out of Twatt as soon as I was about 15 and had the means to do. I joined the circus but that's another entirely different story isn't it? Or for those of you from California, "That's a whole nother story". Cringe.

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Funny story: Recent News Carries A Feast Of Scot Starvation Stories!

Recent News Carries A Feast Of Scot Starvation Stories!

A woman starves her Alsatian husband in Glasgow. A pet owner euthanizes his Scot terrier with a dearth of dog food. The Scot government deprives the poor of their haggis tax rebate. Wherever you turn in foggy damp Scotland someone seems to be starvin...

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