World-famous Scottish actor Sir Sean Connery is to visit the Edinburgh book festival this year.
England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.
Charities and politicians in Scotland have criticised British government proposals to stop underage teenagers from not drinking.
Parents who don't allow their children to drink in public could be prosecuted for allowing under-14s to be regularly...
Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.
In a surprise move, the United States declared war on Scotland today.
Speaking from Washington DC, Secretary of State, Condaleeza Rice, said: 'Today, at 11 hundred hours, the United States of America declared war on Scotland. A task force of troo...
In a move to ease overcrowding, Scotland is to reintroduce steam engines on its railway lines.
Lead scientist Dr. Fergus McFaddie of the University of Edinburgh announced today that alcohol causes memory loss. This is the seventh or eighth time that Dr. McFaddie has made this announcement in the last three years or maybe it has been four.
Scotland was officially declared a Third World country, by the United Nations, today in Geneva.
Speaking from his luxury house in Govan, Rangers manager Walter Miffed predicted that Queen of the South would win this year's Scottish Cup.
Shock news came in today from Kirkcaldy - pronounced Keerkeidlemeisterhofney - in Fife, Scotland, that a cat had coughed in a street there.
Reporters from BBC Scotland and STV rushed into the town, and soon hundreds of local residents were being...
Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent".
The Wall, built in AD…
A Scot today made the shock claim that Scots are not a nation of violent, alcoholic nutcases, after Manchester police fought them to death for hours, and then the Scots trashed half the city, after the UEFA Cup final there.
A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.
More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!
A pensioner has been charged with shouting a bit loudly at his wife, in Ballahuilish, in the north west Highlands of Scotland.
Wetwang, Yorkshire - I'm told I come from Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland so who am I to larf at stupid things in Britain. Of course I had to get out of Twatt as soon as I was about 15 and had the means to do. I joined the circus but that's another entirely different story isn't it? Or for those of you from California, "That's a whole nother story". Cringe.
A woman starves her Alsatian husband in Glasgow. A pet owner euthanizes his Scot terrier with a dearth of dog food. The Scot government deprives the poor of their haggis tax rebate. Wherever you turn in foggy damp Scotland someone seems to be starvin...
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