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Funny story: Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

"At last, the US and Israel have come to their senses" said Dr Khan, the nuclear scientist who sold Pakistani nuclear secrets to Libya and N.Korea, following the announcement of Mordochai Vanunu's release. "Nuclear scientists are artists",...

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Funny story: Digital Discovery

Digital Discovery

Manchester, U.K. - University of Manchester scientists have completed research which suggests the evolutionary purpose of human fingernails. As part of the study, undergraduate volunteers were prevented from blowing their noses or manually removing...

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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Confirms Origin of Universe

Hubble Telescope Confirms Origin of Universe

Cape Canaveral, Florida- NASA scientists are elated with the newest findings from the Hubble telescope. The powerful telescope recently sent back images so far away, and so old, that they are believed to be pictures of the very beginning of t...

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Funny story: Scientists discover galaxy far, far away

Scientists discover galaxy far, far away

Astronomers using the Hubble Space Telescope (HST) which unveiled the deepest look into the universe yet, last week, have made another breakthrough.

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Funny story: Tetanus Shots to Save World

Tetanus Shots to Save World

Scientists have discovered that tetanus shots could save the world from a race of aliens that could be heading our way.

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Funny story: Earth Expanding

Earth Expanding

Scientists have discovered that the earth is expanding at a incredibly quick rate along with the rest of the universe.

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Funny story: Finally a Cure for Baldness - Elective Decapitation

Finally a Cure for Baldness - Elective Decapitation

Los Angeles, CA - Scientists at U.C.L.A. have just announced a revolutionary approach to treating baldness - called Elective Decapitation.

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Funny story: Scientists create 'Spamchaser' software

Scientists create 'Spamchaser' software

The world of e-mail is praising an ingenious new invention created by the trainee scientists at a computer lab in Bristol designed to stop spammers sending spam e-mails, called the 'Spamchaser Spycam'.

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Funny story: Deadly New Breed Of Spiders Stow Away in Ship

Deadly New Breed Of Spiders Stow Away in Ship

All over the United Kingdom, panic has been caused, as scientists have announced that fifty thousand deadly Pink Widows, a lethally poisonous new breed of spider, have stowed away on a cargo ship and are heading for the UK.

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Funny story: Scientists Solve Shrinking Saga

Scientists Solve Shrinking Saga

Novice scientists working in Ottehg University's science labs have rocked the world with the incredible completion of the final vital steps of their work on a Shrinking Formula.

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Funny story: Smoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch

Smoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch

Scientists from several North American universities and research facilities met on Monday to discuss a new treatment for the nicotine patch. The treatment, called "smoking," has been tested thoroughly in the lab, and now tests are moving on to human...

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Funny story: Saturn Actually Made of Booze

Saturn Actually Made of Booze

Cape Canaveral, FL., U.S.A. - Scientists from N.A.S.A. made an unexpected discovery today when a unmanned space probe retrieved evidence that the planet Saturn may actually be an alcoholic's paradise.

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Funny story: NEW FORMULA TO DECREASE VIOLENCE IN SPORT

NEW FORMULA TO DECREASE VIOLENCE IN SPORT

AUSTRALIA Scientists from the Australian Sports Institute,revealed today that they believe the problem of violence in ball sports can be solved.

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Funny story: Hair Raising Breakthrough.

Hair Raising Breakthrough.

A team of scientists working on the "What does a drunken Scotsman REALLY wear under his kilt project", has unexpectedly found a cure for baldness. What you do is this:...

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Funny story: Is Breathing Safe?

Is Breathing Safe?

Is Breathing Safe? Is the question being asked by the world's leading scientists today.

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Funny story: Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock

Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock

The Hubble telescope has enabled scientists to observe the most distant object in the universe so far detected by man. Scientists at the California Institute of Far-fetched Phenomena today announced that despite recent problems with the mirror of the...

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Funny story: It's in the genes

It's in the genes

Scientists from the US Institute of genetics in Utah have today released documents on there highly controversial research into behavioral attitudes in humans. These documents detail a breakthrough by the institute claiming that they have isolated the...

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