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Funny story: Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists from West Viginia, Mountain Mamma University, have conclusively proved that 'tabloid journalists' are almost entirely composed of 'scum matter' it was revealed yesterday in the October Journal of British Physiology and Necrology. "Count...

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Funny story: Not having cancer leads to cancer, say experts

Not having cancer leads to cancer, say experts

Scientists have identified one guaranteed precursor to cancer - not having cancer. "We examined 10,000 adults with cancer and found one overwhelming similarity within almost all of them - they used to be cancer free," explained Dr Thomas Statistif...

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Funny story: Toasters finally explained

Toasters finally explained

Following the recent experiments with the LHC, Professor Hugh Jarse was able to reveal how toasters actually work. "The question of where did the bread go when the toast comes out has now been answered." Said Profesor Jarse He went on to explai...

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Funny story: The Hadron Collider: John Noakes Describes How It Works

The Hadron Collider: John Noakes Describes How It Works

Scientists in Switzerland will today try to recreate the conditions of 'Just After The Big Bang' by setting in motion a train of events not seen since ancient times. Using the Hadron Collider, the researchers hope to be able to find out how the Ea...

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Funny story: BBC Tries to report scince

BBC Tries to report scince

The BBC is trying to present sscientific debate in a new and more balanced way said a spokesperson earleir today.

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Funny story: Global Warming Accelerated Due To Excessive Use Of Toilet Paper

Global Warming Accelerated Due To Excessive Use Of Toilet Paper

Scientists working on research into the effects of Global Warming have said that they believe the climate of the Earth is being altered due primarily to the excessive use of toilet paper.

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Funny story: Mr. Smyth Goes to Washington

Mr. Smyth Goes to Washington

Jack Smyth was born in a small mining town in the Southwestern United States. His early childhood schooling in grades K through six was average. Jack also hated to play tag at recess. During his high school years Jack barely passed history and managed to totally avoid math and any kind of science, but did receive a general high school diploma. The high school yearbook photograph shows a handsome s...

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Funny story: Depleted Photons and Global Swarming

Depleted Photons and Global Swarming

Is there global warming, yes, possibly followed by global cooling. Planet earth is going through one of its Millennial cycles. Is this cause man made by pollutants and hydrocarbons, e.g. CO2? We don't really know, as most of the science appears to be a politically motivated career opportunity.

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Funny story: Missing Element found

Missing Element found

An Element, believed to be missing from the Periodic Table has been found, in a pub in Yorkshire.

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Funny story: Dear Ollie the ole marriage advisor

Dear Ollie the ole marriage advisor

Dear OTOMA, Lately the BBC science news has run a rash of articles about the turn ons and turn offs of all manner of things. As a man of tremendous experience, my chums and I have been wondering where Ollie, the ole marriage adviser stands on these matters. Inquiring Chums want to know...

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Funny story: Aliens Finally Find What They're Looking For In Man's Anus

Aliens Finally Find What They're Looking For In Man's Anus

LOUISVILLE - Aliens from another galaxy announced today that they had finally found what they had been seeking for the last fifty years of human history.

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Funny story: Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Preliminary Disclaimer: This experiment involves animal cruelty. Lots of it. Please do not conduct it yourself. Just use your imagination. Creator of experiment assumes no responsibility for human or animal deaths, injuries, mental anguish, or property damage sustained as a result of engaging in the activities described herein.

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Funny story: Dutch Man Folds His Mother Into Six Pieces

Dutch Man Folds His Mother Into Six Pieces

A Dutch man has caused headaches for scientists by managing to fold his mother in half six times over.

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Funny story: Official Global Warming Denial Talking Points

Official Global Warming Denial Talking Points

The Republican Party Academy of Science has released its official Global Warming Denial Talking Points.

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Funny story: Biologist Discovers God While Researching in Antarctica

Biologist Discovers God While Researching in Antarctica

It is the universal question that we all ask ourselves at some point in our life: What does God look like? Nobody has been able to offer up any reasonable answers to that question until now.

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Funny story: Trombonists scientifically proven to be missing part of their brain

Trombonists scientifically proven to be missing part of their brain

After extensive mental and physical study scientists released yesterday that they have discovered that trombonists are mentally deficient. while this has long been believed to be true by many brass band members across the world, scientists felt the...

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Funny story: Dr. Harry Boogart is a Fraud!

Dr. Harry Boogart is a Fraud!

According to Dr. Slique R. N. Snaught, a long time rival and colleague of Dr. Boogart, Dr. Boogart is a fraud. It seems that Dr.Boogart is a "idiotic, glory seeking, stupid as a box of rocks, never going to be anything, nitwit," according t...

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