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Funny story: School Officials Face Prison, Public Stoning for Luncheon Prayer

School Officials Face Prison, Public Stoning for Luncheon Prayer

PACE, FL - And it came to pass that two school administrators in Florida stood accused of contempt and faced prison time for saying grace at a school luncheon. On January 28, before the dedication of a new fieldhouse at Pace High School to be used...

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Funny story: California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California, frequently at the vanguard of the left in America's endless culture wars, is now hastily beating an embarrassing retreat. The state's progressive Department of Education, once impervious to criticism from conservatives, finds itself havin...

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Funny story: UK-India deal sees Brit Asbos rehabilitated in New Delhi's school for menacing rogue macaques

UK-India deal sees Brit Asbos rehabilitated in New Delhi's school for menacing rogue macaques

WHITEHALL, UK: UK's Labor government has just taken outsourcing to new levels. In a move intended to win the hearts and minds of Britons prior to forthcoming elections the Brown government is attempting to rehabilitate the behavior of British Asbos...

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Funny story: Dearth of male teachers in primary schools give many gay men a new vocation!

Dearth of male teachers in primary schools give many gay men a new vocation!

A drastic lack of male teachers in UK primary schools and a nationwide recruiting campaign has caused an overwhelming mass of applications by GAY men for the positions! Sick of working in gay-bars, hairdressing, fashion designing, air-hostessing,...

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Funny story: Are Butterflies and Caterpillars Different Species?

Are Butterflies and Caterpillars Different Species?

A Southern Baptist group has successfully challenged educational materials in the Alabama school system, demanding the removal of all suggestions that caterpillars and butterflies are the same creatures. Members of the scientific community have ex...

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Funny story: "Well Hello! Miss Chips!"

"Well Hello! Miss Chips!"

An end of term video should be the opportunity for pupils to look back on the academic year and recall favourite memories. But an incident at St Pimple's has cast a shadow over such a video. Home economics teacher Miss Chips, 21, included a scene whe...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys on School Bus

Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys on School Bus

SACRAMENTO, CA - Parents of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school students were shocked today to find "an assortment of sexual enhancement devices" had been distributed to their children, according to the school's superintendent, Ima Soughtie. "I can...

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Funny story: Mother's Harrowing Fraud

Mother's Harrowing Fraud

A mother who lied on an application form to get her son into a better school has had the fraud case against her dropped by Harrow Council. Mrinal Patel claimed that her son was white in order to get him into the prestigious Harrow School. Other disc...

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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale Will Be Opening An Elementary School

Ashley Tisdale Will Be Opening An Elementary School

Ashley Tisdale is to open up a publicly funded elementary school in Needham, Massachusetts. Ashley Tisdale today announced plans to create a publicly funded elementary school, at a corporate board meeting in Massachusetts. The school will be par...

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Funny story: Schoolteacher explains categories of lessons to pupils

Schoolteacher explains categories of lessons to pupils

'Now listen, children, let's go through it once again. Angelina Jolie is a film actress, hence should be written about in entertainment essays, not UK headlines ones. So is Clint Eastwood - well, you know what I mean - so don't put him in science and technology.' 'And seemingly endless mentions of your own gender hang-ups have nothing to do with any of the classes, and certainly nothing to do w...

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Funny story: Boy Spends Year in K-9 School

Boy Spends Year in K-9 School

Sheboygan, Wi. - A boy, whose parents enrolled him in canine obedience school by mistake, went unnoticed by the staff for nearly a year. Jurgi Rudmin, aged ten, isn't particularly bright or verbal, but he does look good with long hair. His parent...

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Funny story: Parents Groups Upset at "How To Get Laid" Book in School Libraries

Parents Groups Upset at "How To Get Laid" Book in School Libraries

Parents groups in the California are upset about a new book that has just appeared in Public School libraries across the state. "How to Get Laid," a book by Rod Ironman, has members of the P.T.A., the Gay P.T.A., and the BiSexual P.T.A. calling for...

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Funny story: New Book Says A-Rod Took Steroids Since High School

New Book Says A-Rod Took Steroids Since High School

Alex Rodriquez may have bulked up with steroids as early as high school - and was suspected of juicing all the while he's been playing for the New York Yankees, a bombshell of a new book reports. Although the slugger insists he dabbled in steroids...

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Funny story: OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT

OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT

Alarming figures from the UK's Department of Health reveal a significant change in the number of recorded problems among children and young adults. Of the monitored problems, the newly-defined syndrome of Overweight Babies, Children and Teenagers, o...

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Funny story: Capital Punishment - Will It Return To Our Schools?

Capital Punishment - Will It Return To Our Schools?

There are suggestions that Gordon Broon is considering the reintroduction of capital punishment in the nation's schools. The moral breakdown of society and the growing lack of discipline in our schools are partly to blame. Broon also needs to find so...

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Funny story: Teachers To Boycott School

Teachers To Boycott School

Teachers have decided to bunk off school. The announcement was met with chants of "No More School!", "Sats Your Lot" and "Schools Out!" The teachers have become upset at the way the schools are being run. Education chiefs were quick to condemn the...

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Funny story: Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

The Religious Right won a major victory today against secular schools by getting prayer allowed in school. Going against the separation of church and state, a basic fundamental law in the U.S., the religionists finally got their toe in the door towar...

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