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Funny story: Palin in India: "Greetings from Land of Indian with Feather to Land of Indian with Dot!"

Palin in India: "Greetings from Land of Indian with Feather to Land of Indian with Dot!"

The travelling press corps accompanying Sarah Palin on her trip to India is reporting that it has been much less successful than Palin and her aides had anticipated. In her opening remarks at New Delhi University, Palin started her talk by saying, "Greetings from the land of Indian with feather to land of Indian with dot!" Reports say the students and faculty looked at each other and not a sound c...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Reportedly Jealous of Former "Dancing With The Stars" Dance Partner Mark Ballas' New Dance Partner Chelsea Kane

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Reportedly Jealous of Former "Dancing With The Stars" Dance Partner Mark Ballas' New Dance Partner Chelsea Kane

MARICOPA, Arizona - Todd and Sarah Palin's little girl, 20-year-old Bristol Palin is reportedly not a happy camper these days. Bristol "The Pistol" who finished in third place in last years edition of Dancing With The Stars reportedly told Tittle...

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Funny story: Palin Meets with 7-11 Owner in New Delhi, Indiana

Palin Meets with 7-11 Owner in New Delhi, Indiana

Erroneous reports that Sarah Palin was in India to deliver a keynote speech were finally sorted when a local Indiana newspaper was able to get an exclusive interview with the former Governor of Alaska. "Gosh sakes, no," said Palin. "I have a hard...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Is Worried As Hell As His Wife Sarah Palin Declares Alaska To Be A "No-Fly" Zone

Todd Palin Is Worried As Hell As His Wife Sarah Palin Declares Alaska To Be A "No-Fly" Zone

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin says that lately he has been spending a lot of his time shaking his head at some of the antics of his wife Sarah Louise. He took a bite out of his caribouburger and said that he longs for the day when his wife Sarah,...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Replace Sarah Palin As Barack Obama's Dream Ticket - Charlie "Torpedo of Truth' Sheen is favoured by Americans over the vacuous Sarah Palin

Charlie Sheen To Replace Sarah Palin As Barack Obama's Dream Ticket - Charlie "Torpedo of Truth' Sheen is favoured by Americans over the vacuous Sarah Palin

In a new poll, Americans have voted to nominate Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin. The popular star of "Two and a Half Men" is much preferred by American voters over Sarah Palin who they view as 'untrustworthy' and 'kooky'. Sheen has seen a huge sur...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Picks The Green Bay Packers To Repeat As Champs in The "March Madness" NCAA Basketball Tournament

Sarah Palin Picks The Green Bay Packers To Repeat As Champs in The "March Madness" NCAA Basketball Tournament

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska and mother to the third best dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin was recently asked by a reporter for Sports Territory Magazine who she had picked to win the NCAA "March Madness" Tournament. The ex-future mother-in-law of the next mayor of Wasilla Levi Johnston, paused for a moment. She looked out her...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Rupert Murdoch is the first to admit that he hires strong personalities, and it is sometimes hard to reel them in. When they are good, they are very, very good, but when they are bad they are horrid. That is exactly what is happening in the case of R...

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Funny story: Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

HOLLYWOOD - Actress Julianne Moore has just informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to portray the former governor of Alaska Sarah Louise Palin in the motion picture Game Change. The TouchRock film in association with TriMoon Pictures is being produced and directed by Martello Pellagrini. Moore said that the role will be one of the biggest acting challenges of her acting career...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch

Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch

WASILLA, Alaska - The husband of the former governor of Alaska has stated that he is really starting to get worried about the mental and emotional state of his wife. Todd Palin spoke to a reporter for USA DAYBREAK and said that the day after the 8.9 earthquake hit Japan, his wife was in the kitchen cooking some chicken fried moose balls. Todd was sitting in the living room reading The Wasill...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and publicly admitted that she could use some help in paying for her kids' dental expenses. "Do you even know how much a set of braces costs these days?" asked Palin as she made her case for asking folks who...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin makes New Gaddhafi Mistake

Sarah Palin makes New Gaddhafi Mistake

Sarah Palin has made another big mistake. It comes after a multitude of other mistakes but this could be the biggest one yet. Upon being asked who her favourite world leader was, Sarah replied, "I like the one who lives in the Tent along with the camels and the Rocket Launchers. I like his style of Government and I'd really like to implement some of his ideas if I ever get elected as Presid...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (And His Pigeons)

Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (And His Pigeons)

Let's get ready to rumble!!! Next weekend, Sarah Palin, the self-proclaimed "Mama Grizzly of Reality TV," has her sights set on a heavyweight title fight with fellow reality star "Pigeon Mike" Tyson to decide who is the greatest pound-for-pound train...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin

Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned after the citizens of "The Iceberg State" took the time from their busy routines of hunting, fishing, and shoveling snow, to elect her governor is fuming at the mouth.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

WASILLA, Alaska - The word on the frozen streets of Wasilla is not good in regards to the Palin Family. It appears that there may be trouble over in Casa Moscow, the Todd and Sarah Palin home. For the past few weeks the rumor mills of this tiny Al...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is In Paradise As He Spends A Few Days Relaxing Down At Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Justin Bieber Is In Paradise As He Spends A Few Days Relaxing Down At Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

LAREDO - Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber spent three days relaxing down on Robert Pattinson's Texas ranch, El Rancho De La Senora Loca (The Crazy Woman Ranch). Bieber told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he had a great time...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Claims Her Invitation to Royal Wedding Lost in the Mail

Sarah Palin Claims Her Invitation to Royal Wedding Lost in the Mail

The invitations to William and Kate's royal wedding have been sent and so far, Todd and Sarah Palin have not received theirs. A quick check of the guest list seems to indicate that they were never considered as guests, even on the long list. But t...

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Funny story: Interview With The Vampire

Interview With The Vampire

"And you, Mr. Alberto Fisher are a real Vampire?" "Yesss, pardon the hisss but the teeth you know." "How do you know that you are a vampire? I see your reflection in the camera lens." "An old Wifesssss tail, I asssssure you. My thong is riding up." "Your thong?" "Yesss, I love to wear a thong. Feelssss good all under asssss the commercial usssed to sssay." "Do you drink blood?"...

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