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Funny story: The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

SOCHI, Russia - The president of The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has just made a statement that has angered many of the participating athletes; especially those from Germany. Committee President Dmitry Chernyshenko has stated in no uncerta...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell says that she has always disliked being told what she can and cannot do. The very devoted lesbian recently told David Letterman that when she heard that Russian President Putin was not going to allow any gays or les...

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Funny story: Bermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis

Bermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis

HAMILTON, Bermuda - Von Swinks is a hero to the people of Bermuda. Ever since he was 3-years-old he has dreamed of one day going to the Winter Olympics and representing his country in the world games. Since there was no snow in Bermuda, Swinks fo...

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Funny story: "Stans" Featured in "Out of Control" Hockey Game at Sochi

"Stans" Featured in "Out of Control" Hockey Game at Sochi

"The game had started off well enough with just a few jostlings", said Coach Almazbek Atambayev of the Kyrgyzstan team. "Then, as usually happens with the team from Uzbekistan, a few extra vowels and consonants got thrown around and soon, there was a...

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Funny story: KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...

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Funny story: Bandy Being Bandied About For 2016 Winter Olympics

Bandy Being Bandied About For 2016 Winter Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The greatest winter sport most people have never heard of is being bandied about as the next new winter Olympics event. To date, 29 countries, including Somalia and the U.S. have bandy federations. The first recorded games of ba...

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Funny story: Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.

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Funny story: Icelandic curling champ enroute to games of a lifetime

Icelandic curling champ enroute to games of a lifetime

Norse Norsemanson, Reykjavikian athlete extraordinaire is pumped about competing in the Sochi,Russia Winter Olympics. "I've looked forward to going up against the best sweepers the world has to offer for a long time now." Norsemanson said in a...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Told Kim Jong Un That The North Korean Olympic Team Will Not Be Allowed To Enter Russia

President Putin Has Told Kim Jong Un That The North Korean Olympic Team Will Not Be Allowed To Enter Russia

MOSCOW - President Vladimir Putin spoke to the Russian people and told them that he was going to relax his stand on not allowing gays to participate in the Olympic games at Sochi, Russia. He stated that as long as they do not act gay they will be...

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Funny story: Russia's President Putin Now Says He Will Allow Gays At The Olympics But Only If They Don't Act Gay

Russia's President Putin Now Says He Will Allow Gays At The Olympics But Only If They Don't Act Gay

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has announced that President Vladimir Putin has relaxed his stand on gays at the Sochi Winter Olympics. President Putin at first had said that gays would be banned from the Olympics, but now he ha...

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Funny story: Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has stated that the Russian government will not put up with the West's fad of twerking. The national news agency stated that two members of The Moscow Winter Ballet Troop were observed twerking ba...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

MOSCOW - The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has just informed President Obama that he can forget about having NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden ever set foot on American soil again. President Putin pointed out that he is extending Snowden's o...

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Funny story: Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

TOKYO, Japan - The Saki News Agency is reporting that the government of Japan has decided to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a bit of his own medicine. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stated that his country will be launching what it calls...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Warns Russia and The United States Not To Mess With North Korea or Else

Kim Jong Un Warns Russia and The United States Not To Mess With North Korea or Else

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that the leader of North Korea will no longer tolerate any hostile threats from either Russia or the United States. Kim Jong Un speaking at the world-famous Chopsticks Squa...

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Funny story: John Kerry Says The U.S. Will Defend Australia If She's Invaded By North Korea

John Kerry Says The U.S. Will Defend Australia If She's Invaded By North Korea

PANAMA CITY, Florida - Secretary of State John Kerry visited The Sunshine State and spoke at a convention of retired Southern pharmacists. He stated that should North Korean leader Kim Jong Un carry through with his threat to invade Australia, the...

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Funny story: President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated on Russia's version of Meet The Press that he will no longer just sit idly by as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un makes all kind of missile threats. The Russian president said that one of his New Year's reso...

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Funny story: President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...

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