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Funny story: Royal Approval

Royal Approval

In a refreshing break from royal protocol, Prince William is going to appear in the forthcoming adverts for supermarket chain Morrison's following in the steps of Lulu, Gabby Logan and Alan Hansen.

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Funny story: Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Sarah Ferguson, or, if you like, the Duchess of York, has been unceremoniously dumped out of the city of Hull by unhealthy eating campaigners, after starring in a reality TV show which promoted better diets amongst the Poor

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Funny story: Hull family of eleven to educate palace

Hull family of eleven to educate palace

Following on from the Duchess of York's stay with a low income family in the deprived east-Yorkshire city of Hull, the city is poised to return the favour.

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Funny story: Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Windsor Castle - (Bare Ass Mess): Non-Christian Commonwealth ambassadors to the Court of St James's have recoiled in horror at this weekend's gratuitous display of sluttish female flesh at the nuptials of the puppet monarchy's leading no...

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Funny story: Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Romney, WV - Today, Hillary Clinton stated her plan to allow Barack Obama to become the Democratic nominee and quite possibly, the next President of the United States.

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Funny story: Royal Blackmail pair jailed, Burrell still at large

Royal Blackmail pair jailed, Burrell still at large

Two would-be blackmailers were today jailed at Her Majesty's pleasure for attempting to sell details of what pleasures her majesty and other royals.

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Funny story: Lord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years

Lord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years

London - (Ass Mess): Puppet Monarchy tribute artiste Lord Linley is said to be delighted today after some lowlife crack dealers got five years jail for performing an act of gross indecency upon his person, cramming his nostrils with premium grade Col...

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Funny story: Captive royals 'may save species'

Captive royals 'may save species'

Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.

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Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song

Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song

Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...

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Funny story: Royals Disrupt Olympic Torch Procession

Royals Disrupt Olympic Torch Procession

The royal family today disrupted the Olympic torch procession through central London, with the Queen attempting to grab the torch from ex-Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq.

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Funny story: Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital after Royal medical experts said he had contracted a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), Buckingham Palace has announced. It's thought it may be one of the &quo...

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Funny story: New Princess On The Block

New Princess On The Block

Princess Mary has a new rival. New princess on the block, Athena Alexiadis, has made a name for herself very quickly, being just named the princess of a newly-discovered, luxe European island named Florenza.

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Funny story: Prince Harry In "UK is Pants" Shocker

Prince Harry In "UK is Pants" Shocker

Returning hero, Prince Harry, has caused a stir by branding his homeland as pants!...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to Agincourt frontlines; Bavarian claimant 'moves up a notch'

Prince Harry to Agincourt frontlines; Bavarian claimant 'moves up a notch'

Harry, 23, third-in-line to the disputed Throne of England, has been sent to the front lines at Agincourt as part of a complex pan-European political web of intrigue designed to restore the House of Stuart, CNN sources report.

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Funny story: Royal Family In Mourning

Royal Family In Mourning

London - The British Royal Family are in mourning after the tragic death of Prince Richard at Buckingham Palace. Prince Richard died after falling asleep at the wheel.

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Funny story: Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...

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Funny story: Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Jesus was the first to do it! He set an example for us all to follow - he gave his blood as an atoning sacrifice. Blood has many uses and although we shall never be call...

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