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Funny story: The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...

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Funny story: Davey C to call a Public Holiday

Davey C to call a Public Holiday

"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts. Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Better Not Clash With Pompey Game, Says HM Queen

Royal Wedding Better Not Clash With Pompey Game, Says HM Queen

Her Majesty the Queen has apparently issued just one order to her grandson about his forthcoming wedding: don't clash with Pompey! Buckingham Palaces sources say Her Majesty is sick and tired of missing Pompey matches due to Royal engagements.

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Funny story: Cash-strapped Westmonster Abbey demands £10 million to stage Wills and Kate wedding

Cash-strapped Westmonster Abbey demands £10 million to stage Wills and Kate wedding

London - (Prenup Mess): As hush money goes the figure sounds just about right. Worried Abbey officials say their insurance firm insists on the full £10 million wack in case of being sued for aiding and abetting bigamy, humbug and a right royal rec...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and an Effin' Massive Prince William DNA Cover-up

Harry Potter and an Effin' Massive Prince William DNA Cover-up

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): There's lies, damned lies and bloody royal wedding whoppers. And as massive great big con tricks go this one really takes the effing biscuit. Last night a UK DNA testing unit confirmed what the red top hackin...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding X Factor Terror

Royal Wedding X Factor Terror

Frantic negotiations have been taking place behind the scenes in a bid to make sure Katie Waissell is not allowed anywhere near the Royal Wedding next year. Tom Jones has already offered to perform and as he is considered a national treasure, insi...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

In these times of government imposed austerity, the Royal Family have been warned not to indulge themselves in their usual excesses, when the time comes for Prince William and Kate Middleton to marry. Palace officials are acutely aware that the co...

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Funny story: The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...

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Funny story: Friday July 1st 2011 - Diana's 50th birthday - is Wills & Kate wedding date

Friday July 1st 2011 - Diana's 50th birthday - is Wills & Kate wedding date

London - (Portents): The happy couple have picked Friday 1st July to get hitched. It would have been Princess Diana's 50th birthday and is way too good an opportunity to pass over milking. A bit of help from astrology pals has seen Wills and Ka...

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Funny story: David Cameron promises a Royal Wedding every year to boost the UK economy

David Cameron promises a Royal Wedding every year to boost the UK economy

Throughout the world, interest has been growing in the recent engagement of Prince William and the quite fit commoner Kate Middleton. Already, investors are expecting the UK to receive a massive boost in income due to the wedding next year. The UK...

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Funny story: Royal wedding omen as ToCatchA-Prince romps in at Fakenham

Royal wedding omen as ToCatchA-Prince romps in at Fakenham

Norfolk - (Royal Ass Mess): Next year's royal nuptials of a fake prince and a silly little minx were upstaged at Fakenham racecourse yesterday. A 13 year-old gelding - a racewhorse minus its chestnutz - called ToCatchA-Prince romped in at 250-1 in...

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Funny story: Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony. The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told rep...

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Funny story: Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding

Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding

In a week that sees EU financiers attempting to foist a loan on the Irish government in order to save the Euro - a loan that the Irish don't really need, having already told the IMF to "feck off" - Irish Minister for hurling, Seamus O'Whambam has com...

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Funny story: World's Slutttiest Wedding Dress Designers Booked To Make Kate Topless Gown

World's Slutttiest Wedding Dress Designers Booked To Make Kate Topless Gown

London - (Prenup Mess): Their creations have wafted up the aisle on Chelsea Clinton, Barbara Bush, Jade Goody, Cheryl Cole, Katie Price and dozens of other slags. Today Boobski & Trollope, voted the world's sluttiest in the matrimonial couture...

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Funny story: Another Royal Knees-up!

Another Royal Knees-up!

Chancellor George Osborne broke down in tears yesterday upon hearing the news of Wills and Kates upcoming 2011 Royal Wedding. "Geesuss fucking Christ" he was heard to scream, "just when I get the fucking national deficit all but cleared that bise...

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Funny story: Wills and Lindsay to wed

Wills and Lindsay to wed

At long, long last, its official. Prince William is to marry Lindsay Lohan, the troubled Hollywood actress. The Prince held a quick press conference and was joined in video conference from LA by his bride to be. Lindsay, looking a little pale a...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular

Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular

Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton have been sent congratulations from all gullible countries around the world after announcing their engagement. On Tuesday, the couple, both 28, revealed they would marry next spring or summer at Nurembu...

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