Showing:

Funny satire stories about Ron Paul

Try another search?

Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

Read full story
Funny story: Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul, a second-tier candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, was purchased today by the Blackstone Group in a private equity transaction estimated to be worth $6 billion.

Read full story
Funny story: Bush trades Statue of Liberty to EU; Ron Paul to Canada

Bush trades Statue of Liberty to EU; Ron Paul to Canada

The Statue of Liberty was traded to the European Union yesterday. In return the US will receive a number of minor league European relics, including antiquities from Greece and the Auschwitz museum. As part of the deal, Ron Paul will...

Read full story
Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul pulled off a surprise victory in the debate between Democratic presidential candidates on June 3rd in New Hampshire.

Read full story
Funny story: Vermont Steals Ron Paul And Secedes From US

Vermont Steals Ron Paul And Secedes From US

Montpelier, VT (FP) - In a shocking, historic move, the entire state of Vermont has voted to secede from the United States of America. Representatives from the newly formed Republic of Vermont stated various grievances against The United States Of Am...

Read full story
Funny story: Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Prediction: Rudy gives Ron Paul the Finger.

Read full story
Funny story: UFO Mind Control by Billy Bob

UFO Mind Control by Billy Bob

Me, Roger, & the boys went down to tha crik and burned a cross fer George Dubbya last night. We nailed a life sized effa... effe... affe... dummy of Ron Paul on it afore we lit it. Aftur it went out, we saw one of them real live UFOs! I think I was aducted cause I been fergittin things, specially when I smoke one of them funny cigarettes what mah son brings home frum school.

Read full story
Funny story: Viva la Revolution?

Viva la Revolution?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - It appears that the revolution against Bush is on via the Internet. Hallpass has released a video on How to Make Thermite, the...

Read full story
Funny story: Guerilla War Breaks Out Across America as Ron Paul Supporters Shoot Down Low-Flying Media Mouthpieces

Guerilla War Breaks Out Across America as Ron Paul Supporters Shoot Down Low-Flying Media Mouthpieces

June 3rd, 2007 - Long Island, NY (RouteOutNews) - Late Saturday night, email inboxes of prominent Mass Media Talking Heads melted down in what many in the media described as a stealth attack from Ron Paul "guerilla freedom fight...

Read full story
Funny story: God Spams GOP Online Polls with Live Paul Voters

God Spams GOP Online Polls with Live Paul Voters

At last, the real culprit responsible for faking Congressman Ron Paul's staggering online support figures is exposed: It is God himself who is waging an illegitimate, unauthorized war against Republican Party leaders and their pre-selected, boug...

Read full story
Funny story: Vegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!

Vegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - From sea to shining sea, Las Vegas has been the one place in America that has seen a profit through both good economic situations and bad, but Las Vegas is going broke as Ron Paul's odds move from 200 to 1 15 to...

Read full story
Funny story: Ron Paul To Break Dance, Lock Onto The Daily Show 6/4

Ron Paul To Break Dance, Lock Onto The Daily Show 6/4

Arlington, VA (FP) Ron Paul insists that he is no Kool Herc, but said he sure will try and "Rockit" onto the set of The Daily Show this coming June 4th.

Read full story
Funny story: New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

In a surprise move today, the New York Times endorsed Republican candidate Ron Paul for the 2008 presidential election.

Read full story
Funny story: "Liberal Media" Turns Conservative with Ron Paul Running

"Liberal Media" Turns Conservative with Ron Paul Running

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The so called "liberal media" seems to have turned conservative now that Ron Paul is running. Either that, or the Neo-Cons have turned liberal.

Read full story
Funny story: Daily Show Cancelled! Now 'The Ron Paul Show'

Daily Show Cancelled! Now 'The Ron Paul Show'

Due to popular demand, The Daily Show hosted by Jon Stewart has been replaced by the 24/7 "All Ron Paul Show".

Read full story
Funny story: Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Congressman Ron Paul knows he is going to be the next president of the United States, and his prospects just improved dramatically with his endorsement by a succession of Hollywood stars, including Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt...

Read full story
Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Trys Hat to Improve Image

Rudy Giuliani Trys Hat to Improve Image

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Atlanta - Rudy Giuliani, who helped with the 9/11 Conspiracy, as evidenced by his being warned, is now trading his growl for a smile and a hat. Giuliani is hoping that not enough people watch the 9/11 videos on YouTube to make...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more