Popular Twilight star-crossed vampyre lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem about to make a grand gesture to help the many poor people who have suffered in the recent eruption of icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull, according to a source cl...
Robert Pattinson is interested in the Stars, and Stardust. not Alvin Stardust, the English Pop Star. of the 70s and 80s. Pattinson explained "I am interested in Astronomy and the planets in our solar system, and the fact that everything is made fr...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart get more hits on the internet, than anyone else in the entertainment industry, which is a mystery because the Movie, Twilight, that caused their rise to stardom is average at best but there seems to have been a...
Robert Pattinson has signed an exclusive contract with TheSpoof.com. From now on he has agreed to appear in every single story, no matter what the subject matter is. Editor Mark Lowton was said to be "delighted" although there was some concern that p...
LONDON - Brenda Song, one of America's most popular actresses made a visit to London to see her ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Pattinson and Song dated before he began starring in the film adaptations of the Twilight novels. Song has made no se...
It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...
When Robert Pattinson found himself stranded on the moon last week, he must have held out little hope of rescue, and even less hope of finding Dorothy hiding behind a wheelie bin over the rainbow. But thanks to advances in technology, and the incr...
Amazing claim by Leominster woman Dawn Crack surfaced on the internet two minutes ago. Sources say that Dawn Crack is a chubby bird with an eating disorder and 'issues'. Ms Crack claimed on a Vampire website that Robert Pattinson, under the guise...
Robert Pattinson wants to know what is over the Rainbow after he saw a Rainbow, in the Sky, on the same day he heard that Robert Downey Jnr, is to get the part of the Wizard of Oz, in a new Wizard of Oz, Movie, that's to be made. Pattinson said...
A Market Research company has discovered that Robert Pattinson, or Kristen Stewart, would win in an election if they stood against Brown,Cameron, & Clegg, and if the poll was taken only for the 18-25 years of age group they would win by a landsli...
Gaunt, enigmatic, sexually-charged Twilight couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been looking high and low for a suitable pet, a source close to the Daily Effluent told me yesterday. Unfortunately, their search was diligent but fruit...
Taking full advantage of their type casting Hollywood's favorite couple has signed up to do the remake of Kevin Costner's best film. 'Dances With Werewolves' has Rob playing Lieutenant John Goodbar who is turned by a vampire on a civil war battle...
Robert Pattinson has been short listed to appear in the remake of that cult classic Movie, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, which was made in 1964 starring Adam West, who is famous for playing Batman, in the television series in the 1960s. "It will be a c...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been involved in the case of a conman Freddy the Fraudster, from Fakenham. Pattinson likes buying unusual presents so he bought Kristen, a jar of Volcanic Ash from Iceland, which he bought from Freddy. E...
LONDON - Noted Italian producer Bellanino Terrabini has announced that he will begin filming on his latest ocean going epic, Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg? in late May. Terrabini says that he is really looking forward to working with one of the...
A Hollywood insider has informed us that Twilight star Robert Pattinson popped the question to co-star Kristen Stewart just last night - the 17th time he's proposed this week. It appears that K-Stew, currently rumored to be suffering from a severe...
Soon to be 50 and quite willing to admit he isn't too bright, urban hermit, part time Spoof writer and permanent curmudgeon, P.M. Wortham reveals that he has no freaking idea who Robert Pattinson or Kristin Stewart are, or why their names garner as m...
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