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Funny story: Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhoo...

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Funny story: Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement. Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...

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Funny story: Bad News For The Tea Bag Party

Bad News For The Tea Bag Party

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - A spokesperson for The Tea Bag Party who spoke on grounds of anonymity stated that their is some big time trouble brewing within the Tea Bag Party (no pun intended). The unnamed source informed GOPicky Magazine that since the...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...

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Funny story: Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat

Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat

Even before the polls opened for Tuesday's election, a small team of Romney strategists were working on a contingency plan to run the candidate as a left-wing Democrat in the 2016 election, should he lose his race on the Republican ticket. According...

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Funny story: Republicans Boot God from Party

Republicans Boot God from Party

No More G-O-D in the G-O-P? That's the word from Republican Party Chairman Reince Preibus, who spoke to reporters today from the Bible burning ceremony held at the Romney estate in Salem, Mass. "We decided it was time to re-evaluate our religi...

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Funny story: Top Ten Republican Lies About Obama

Top Ten Republican Lies About Obama

"I have done everything I said I would do," Mr. Obama says at every opportunity. "But what I didn't do, I will do in the next four years." Yes, conservative sticklers will cavil that the second assertion contradicts the first. But common sense, liberally applied, allows one to understand the president's meaning, which is simply that he has kept many or most of his most important promises, as he...

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Funny story: Republicans Find God, Win Epic Game of Hide and Seek

Republicans Find God, Win Epic Game of Hide and Seek

Senator Chris Coons' office has sent out a short brief detailing how the Congressman has finally found God, and put an end to a millennia-long game of hide and seek. Asked to comment about his Earth-shaking discovery, Senator Coons had this to say...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Mitt Romney was in Pawtucket at a meeting of The Smallest State in The Union Chapter of Undecided Voters. He was greeted by two blue-haired elderly women, one dishwater blonde elderly woman, and a woman who was clearly we...

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Funny story: Comstockery: Yesterday and Today

Comstockery: Yesterday and Today

Did you know that in World War I, the United States was the only country that did not distribute condoms to its soldiers? As a result, rates of sexually transmitted diseases were higher among American troops, as was the incidence of them being fathers of (often unwanted) babies. Our allies thought we were silly and prudish, calling such policies "Comstockery." The term was later used to more gener...

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Funny story: Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented. She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall. Palin, who takes pride in being referred t...

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Funny story: Romney Poised To Achieve Personal Best in Election

Romney Poised To Achieve Personal Best in Election

Mitt Romney, the Republican candidate for president in the 2012 Presidential Election spoke with a frenzied crowd at a pep rally early Friday morning. While speaking with his supporters, Romney attempted to pump up the crowd by explaining 2nd plac...

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Funny story: A Visit to Both the Republican and Democratic 2012 National Conventions

A Visit to Both the Republican and Democratic 2012 National Conventions

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: Philbert of Macadamia and Mrs. Philbert went on a two week vacation to Tampa FL and Charlotte NC as delegates to the Republican National Convention (RNC) and Democratic National Convention (DNC), respectively. No surprise that the Republican Party nominee was to be Presidential challenger Mitt Romney and the Democratic Party nominee was to be President Barack Obama for...

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Funny story: Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

In times past it would be called a sexual deviance, but today many people are worried that it will be yet another that gets labeled an "orientation". Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, metrosexual, and now autosexual? The sexual attraction to ones...

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Funny story: Romney Proposes new One Million Dollar Bill

Romney Proposes new One Million Dollar Bill

Tampa - A discarded copy of Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's acceptance speech from Tampa shows that he would pursue the creation of a new One Million Dollar Bill if elected President. A copy of the speech, found in a dumpster out...

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Funny story: U.S. Senate Bursts into Spontaneous Verse

U.S. Senate Bursts into Spontaneous Verse

The U.S. Senators gathered for today's floor debate unexpectedly and unintentionally broke out into verse in the middle of their proceedings. The following is the official Congressional transcript of what occurred. CONGRESSIONAL RECORD PROCEEDINGS AND DEBATES OF THE 112TH CONGRESS, SECOND SESSION WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 2012 SENATE MORNING BUSINESS The Senate met at 10...

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Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire

U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire

The United States House of Representatives has recently conducted a bipartisan vote to abolish all forms of satire within the country in a move clearly designed to belie the widely held notion that Congress is the place where good ideas go to die. The following are transcripts from the subcommittee hearing and floor debate that led to the aforementioned vote. 2012 A BILL TO PROTECT THE INTEG...

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