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Funny story: Time is Running Out for the Cathedral

Time is Running Out for the Cathedral

It was revealed today that the glass structured church, the Crystal Cathedral in Garden Grove, California, is in financial trouble and is filing for bankruptcy. Membership and donations had been declining since founder Dr.Robert Schuller retired a...

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Funny story: Gay Religious Services Become New Trend

Gay Religious Services Become New Trend

More and more gay people are creating their own religions. Larry Sabu, 20, is just one of dozens of proud gay men who have dedicated their spare time to converting their sheds into gay temples to a gay Jesus Christ Our Lord and Saviour. "I thin...

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Funny story: Druidry to be classed as religion. Jedi next?

Druidry to be classed as religion. Jedi next?

Druidry is to become the first pagan practice to be given official recognition as a religion. The Charity Commission has accepted that druids' worship of spirits arising from the natural world could be seen as a religious activity. Many Jedi mast...

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Funny story: Sharing Lessons: Holy Site is divided

Sharing Lessons: Holy Site is divided

A religious place of worship is being divided between two religions, it has been decided. The former site of a mosque in India, known as Ayodhya, was the site of turmoil after a group of activists decided to "torch the lot". Following a massive...

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Funny story: Queen Becomes Catholic: Finds Priests Sexy

Queen Becomes Catholic: Finds Priests Sexy

Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain has converted to Catholicism. Her Majesty's subjects learned the news when Buckingham Palace issued a statement. Those subjects who are Catholic rushed out on to the streets where they fell to their knees in pra...

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Funny story: Pope Likens Ricky Gervais To Adolf Hilter

Pope Likens Ricky Gervais To Adolf Hilter

Not since Lady GaGa has a cult leader so brazenly courted publicity. After having to issue multiple apologies for his role in covering up sexual abuse in the Church, claiming that condoms worsen the AIDS crisis and decrying gay rights as 'insidiou...

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Funny story: US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA: This 'Christian' community is being rocked with an unexpected Civil Rights issue. A 14-year-old schoolgirl's nose piercing has resulted in her being suspended from school and forcing her into a fight over her First Amendment...

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Funny story: Our Lady And The Tramp

Our Lady And The Tramp

London - (Papal Bulls**t News): He was dubbed 'God's Rottweiler' in 2003 by Special Branch during a Stop the Whore Coalition campaign excoriating Poodle Brothers George W Bush and Tony Blair. Today dyslectic sisters at London's Convent of the Imm...

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Funny story: Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

So-called 'Christian' Pastor Terry Jones has been consigned to the dung heap of stupidity - where he rightfully belongs. The man was an idiot from the get-go but was given his 15 minutes of fame and place in history thanks to the salivating media pa...

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Funny story: Scientologists protest book burning

Scientologists protest book burning

In California, a group of Scientologists have today protested against a Florida church which plans to burn copies of their holiest book, "Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard. The Florida church are creationists, and they say that "Dianetics" is an evil b...

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Funny story: On Offending People

On Offending People

The only message about religion which will not offend someone is Yes, silence. So I won't say anything about 12 million pounds of tax payers money being spent on the visit of the Pope. That might offend tax payers who, thankfully, do not agree with the Pope's views on contraception, women, gays and priests having to take vows which endanger young people. I won't say anything about a pas...

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Funny story: Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Terry Jones, aka honorary Doctor Terry Jones, claims that ever since he made the public announcement that he planned on burning several copies of the Muslim holy book, the Quran, on the anniversary of 9/11, he has been dogged by the media trying to m...

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Funny story: Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

A US pastor who has organised a fund-raising book-burning event, says he is not "backing down" from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11, despite international outrage. Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach Centre in Flor...

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Funny story: On Koran burning and equally despicable acts of Islamist terrorim - God says "Enough is enough"

On Koran burning and equally despicable acts of Islamist terrorim - God says "Enough is enough"

As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.

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Funny story: Quran Burning Church to Merge with "God Hates Fags" Church

Quran Burning Church to Merge with "God Hates Fags" Church

In a not too surprising pair of coordinated press releases, Shirley Phelps-Rogers of Westboro Baptist Church and Rev. Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center today announced plans to merge into a single hate filled church of ignorant lunatics. The...

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Funny story: Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim peopl...

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Funny story: US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

In an outrageous celebration (or defamation) of the 9/11 attack a US extreme church has decided to burn the Koran outside it's front door. A huge bonfire is to be built with an Effigy of the "Almighty One" (not Bin Laden) perched on top and then h...

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