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Funny story: Haley Barbour: "Some of My Best Friends Are Coloreds!"

Haley Barbour: "Some of My Best Friends Are Coloreds!"

Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi tried yesterday to "walk back" his previous comments regarding white citizen's councils in the South. After originally saying that they performed a worthy function, he tried to re-define his comments. "I am NO...

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Funny story: Racial discrimination in India rife!

Racial discrimination in India rife!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: A disturbing report is circulating foreigners and ex-patriots visiting or living in India. Foreigners in India are being discriminated against and many feel that India is taking a racist direction similair to th...

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Funny story: White Snow to be Banned!

White Snow to be Banned!

Due to numerous complaints by members of the public, white snow is to be banned due to its racist colouring and as it enters our country without the correct legislation it is likely to be deported. Levi Roots is leading the campaign by attempting...

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Funny story: Redskins Head Coach Benches Donovan McNabb And All Other Black Players

Redskins Head Coach Benches Donovan McNabb And All Other Black Players

Washington Redskins Head Coach Mike Shanahan has announced that, rather than just replacing starting quarterback Donovan McNabb with former Bears washout Rex Grossman, he will field an all-white team when they play the Dallas Cowboys next Sunday. Jus...

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Funny story: Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK

Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK

The latest attempt by the PC-police to clean up our racist and hate fuelled society has ended with China declaring war on the United Kingdom. It all started last month, when a group of moaning hippy do-gooders demanded that the government make som...

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Funny story: UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

One of the UK's most popular pizza eat-ins, Pizza Tent, are being accused of employing members of the Ku Klux Klan! A racist incident involving several "Black" footie players near Bournemouth has sparked the allegations. The football players we...

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Funny story: Mike Shanahan: McNabb Cost Me My Record Of 26 Seasons Without a Black Quarterback.

Mike Shanahan: McNabb Cost Me My Record Of 26 Seasons Without a Black Quarterback.

Mike Shanahan is not angry at Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb because he is a big fat oaf, or is a terrible leader, or because he can't throw two accurate passes in a row. Instead, his frustration comes from McNabb breaking his NFL-record 26 cons...

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Funny story: There's no brown Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings la, la, la, la-la

There's no brown Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings la, la, la, la-la

Small people with brown skin were up in arms today as they were told they are not welcome in Middle Earth. Chief Hobbit Bilbo Baggins broke the news at a press conference in New Zealand where hundreds of hopefuls auditioned to spend time in the Sh...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Loves Role of Racist

Rush Limbaugh Loves Role of Racist

Rush Limbaugh loves the role of number one racist on radio. "I used to deny that I was a racist, ah ah ah, but then I realized I needed to come to grips with who I am. I am a racist." Rush Limbaugh said on his radio show today. Rush was making...

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Funny story: American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America. The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC. This will reduced the numbe...

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Funny story: Oh shit...here come those bloody colonials again

Oh shit...here come those bloody colonials again

After watching an awesome display of powerful, fast, dynamic and highly skillful rugby by the Wallabies and All Blacks last night, English rugby manager Boris Johnstone looked less than confident. Johnstone, in fact, had taken on a deathly pallor...

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Funny story: Charles tells UK to "learn to live like they do it in Mumbai slums". Brit taxpayers give him one-way ticket so he can "personally experience the joys of slum-living".'

Charles tells UK to "learn to live like they do it in Mumbai slums". Brit taxpayers give him one-way ticket so he can "personally experience the joys of slum-living".'

Charles - Britain's Royal Sausage, fresh from talking to plants and now in India for the Commonwealth Games is peddling his new book "Harmony". With nothing better to do for a living than mooch off taxpayers while waiting for his turn to don the C...

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Funny story: US troops in Afghanistan ordered to refrain from racial profiling

US troops in Afghanistan ordered to refrain from racial profiling

A dejected-looking General Petraeus emerged from a White House meeting, and announced that, effective immediately, US Troops in Afghanistan would be "prohibited under threat of disciplinary action from using any type of racial profiling techniques in...

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Funny story: U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

Encouraged by the success of their Muslim extermination campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, Americans have begun one in their homeland as well. There has always been a rift between Muslims and real Americans, but recent actions by the Muslim community...

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Funny story: South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

One hundred and fifty five years after the rest of the South capitulated to the North in the American Civil War, the state of South Carolina has finally conceded that it can no longer continue to fight for its right to subjugate and enslave without c...

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Funny story: How to Avoid Receipt Checking At Wal*Mart: Be White.

How to Avoid Receipt Checking At Wal*Mart: Be White.

I defy anyone to give me one credible example of the following occurring at any Wal Mart in the United States: Two families, one Causasian, one African-American or Latino, check out and simultaneously push their shopping carts toward the front door. The 95-year-old retiree, or Down's Syndrome victim standing at the front walks toward the two families, Magic Marker at the ready. He or she check...

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Funny story: 1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism

1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism

A new 1950s-themed American diner has caused huge controversy after refusing to serve black citizens. Customers at Hank's Diner, in Brixton, had assumed its highly visible signs and posters exclaiming "no blacks" were part of the high kitsch which...

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