London - (Tora Bora Mess): Prince Hari Kiri is coming home after thousands of British soldiers complained bitterly about the little shit being singled out for lavish self-publicity while they remained in mortal danger behind Taleban enema lines.
Her Majesty the Queen has reacted angrily to a TV report about the deployment of her grandson Harry in Afghanistan, in which the lad can be heard using foul and abusive gutter English. She has called...
Vietnam veteran John Rambo was the toast of the British public today when he flew into Afghanistan to single-handedly rescue would-be soldier, and son of the late, great Princess Diana of Wales, Prince Harry.
Harry, the 23-year-old royal claimant to the disputed Throne of England, is being withdrawn from the dust-up at Agincourt and redeployed to the frontlines at Hastings amid public concerns for his safety.
Britain's news sources normally so rapacious they would run a Princess into a wall have managed to button their lips over the adventures of Afghan War- rior ,Prince Harry of the Royal Air Controllers Brigade.
Harry, 23, third-in-line to the disputed Throne of England, has been sent to the front lines at Agincourt as part of a complex pan-European political web of intrigue designed to restore the House of Stuart, CNN sources report.
Hell-Mandelson Province - (Tory Bora Mess): The Paul-Burrell-spawned tribute act known as Prince Harry has been on opium poppy harvesting duties since the end of December the Ministry of Sitting on the Fence has revealed.
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
Prince Harry, the illegitimate product of a liaison between the late beloved Princess Diana and scoundrel James Screwitt has been severely reprimanded and banned from leave for three months by Lieutenant Peregrine Cholmondly-Smythe who is in charge o...
Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.
January * George Bush admits Iraq invasion was a pretty dumb idea. * Joey Barton retires from soccer and becomes a UN Peace Advisor. * The Duchess of Pork Sarah Ferguson buys Bed & Breakfast Business in Hull. * Government announce that they have the names of every Illegal Immigrant on disc. * Prince Harry announces that he has given up Clubbing...
The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): Chelsy Davy's decision to sell an intimate videotape sex diary of her three year fling with the Pretender's younger son Harry has sent the Queen's blood pressure boiling.
London - (Unrequited Mess): A livid Chelsy Davy has dumped the Pretender's younger brat Prince Harry because she'd fed up of people telling her that he looks like a ginger version of Bill Clinton.
LONDON - Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has split from the spoiled royal saying "he lacked a real commitment" to their relationship.
Buckingham Palace refused to comment over allegations that the police didn't interview Prince Harry about shooting wildlife but instead about him being the "Junior Royal" in the sex and drugs blackmail scandal.
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