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Funny story: Da Vinci Porn Revealed

Da Vinci Porn Revealed

Art detectives, working with thermal global imagery, have uncovered beneath layers of overpainting, a Leonardo da Vinci. "I don't think this will be on general public display", said Art Heritage's Preservation Society spokesperson, Chadwick Wedge...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...

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Funny story: Kim Jong, Ill

Kim Jong, Ill

There was a media frenzy this morning, with journalists from all over the world clamouring for information, when it was announced that North Korean porn star, Kim Jong, was ill. Jong is a leading figure in Asian porn, and has starred in several mo...

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Funny story: Porn/Sex Industry Feeling The Pinch

Porn/Sex Industry Feeling The Pinch

The latest industry to sttart feeling the pinch of the Global Credit Crunch is the one you would have least expected, the one that you would never have dreamed of, the one you prayed wouldn't suffer - PORN! Yes, even porn has 'highs' and 'lows', a...

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Funny story: Dear Kent Pete: My husband likes porn

Dear Kent Pete: My husband likes porn

Dear Kent Pete My husband accesses porn sites when I am not in the house. I haven't told him I know about it, as I'm sure he would be angry that I was 'spying' on him. He always deletes the sites he accesses from the history section, but doesn't realise that there are other ways of seeing what he's been downloading. Whenever he gets in before me he usually lies about the time he's got home a...

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Funny story: 'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old. Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in th...

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Funny story: Triple X Files Hits the Summer Theaters! Steamy Hot Night Replaces The Dark Knight at the Box Office!

Triple X Files Hits the Summer Theaters! Steamy Hot Night Replaces The Dark Knight at the Box Office!

The once geeky and somewhat brainiac X files TV phenom has found a new path to success by transforming itself into a XXX- Files sexsual whodunit with whom and how many times every which way! Mulder has stopped muttering and in the new X-Files on fire...

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Funny story: Turkey Denounces Thanksgiving Grace and ...Pornos!?

Turkey Denounces Thanksgiving Grace and ...Pornos!?

Turkeys have been conflicted recently in a battle between their long held secular, militarist traditions and recently elected more religious leaders and their liberal allies. The spiritual gurus of the latest ascendancy have compromised with the riv...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...

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Funny story: Supermarket porn

Supermarket porn

Popular supermarket chain Cesto has unveiled plans to screen pornographic material within all of it's UK stores.

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008: Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King Favourites To Win Lesbians Doubles

Wimbledon 2008: Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King Favourites To Win Lesbians Doubles

Martina Navratilova, the 9-time Wimbledon Women's Singles champion, and 7-time Ladies Doubles winner, and Billie Jean King are this year's runaway pre-tournament favourites to win the Lesbians Doubles...

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Funny story: Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Belgium is determined to put itself in the limelight next year by being Oscar Nominated for an Oscar for a film that does not feature 'The muscles from Brussels', actor, Jean-Clau...

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Funny story: IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

Los Alamos, New Mexico - The new IBM Roadrunner supercomputer (capable of making 1,000 trillion calculations per second), can do in a day what it would take every man and woman on the planet working around the clock seven days a week over 40 years to...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...

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Funny story: U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Commerce has refused to comment on a report stating that Chinese officials may have secretly copied the contents of a government laptop reported to have contained some highly sensitive, top-secret pornography.

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Funny story: New porn videos being shown at Petrol Pumps

New porn videos being shown at Petrol Pumps

A new initiative at many of Britain's Petrol pumps has been introduced whereby motorists will be able to watch hard core porn videos while filling up their tanks.

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Funny story: Ebay - The new internet porn?

Ebay - The new internet porn?

A recent survey has shown that more and more men are turning away from browsing hardcore porn sites and switching to eBay instead. The pornography industry met last night for a crisis orgy to discuss the severity of the situation.

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