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Funny story: Pope Predictably Pissed at Predecessor's Pickle

Pope Predictably Pissed at Predecessor's Pickle

VATICAN CITY (ABSNN) -- TheSpoof.com's ace Religion reporter, Skoob1999, filed this dispatch this morning following an exclusive interview with Pope Bentedick XVI: "Ja, I'm pissed off that JPII got off so easily by up and dying five years ago. Th...

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Funny story: Papal Bull rapes California Cow contest winner Kirsten in Vatican City

Papal Bull rapes California Cow contest winner Kirsten in Vatican City

Blood and milk flowed in Vatican City when a papal bull, Barney, attacked and raped the winner of the Happy Cow contest; Kirsten. As everyone knows the happy cow was on a worldwide tour promoting the milk industry and the Vatican sought to improv...

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Funny story: "I'm not infallible" says Pope

"I'm not infallible" says Pope

When questioned regarding claims he allowed the cover-up of sexual abuse of children by clergymen in the United States and Europe when he was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger and in addition his subsequent failure to take punitive action against abusive pri...

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Funny story: Ahem, Your Holiness! Slight amnesia problem about Angela Merkel DNA?

Ahem, Your Holiness! Slight amnesia problem about Angela Merkel DNA?

Rome - (Holy Ass Mess): An LA celebwatch website has named tubby German Chancellor Angela Merkel as Pope Joe Ratzinger's eldest daughter. LA FagHagSlagMag says 'Murky' Merkel has matched DNA positive with the former head of the Vatican's Inquisiti...

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Funny story: Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

The performance art troupe who recently sabotaged an Ieka advertising campaign on the Paris Metro - dancers staged a five-minute flash mob protest around sofas and trompe-l'oeil bookcases and wardrobes placed on Metro platforms by the Swedish furnitu...

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Funny story: Pissed off Pope Issues Don't Ask, Don't Tell Mandate to Media

Pissed off Pope Issues Don't Ask, Don't Tell Mandate to Media

Breaking news out of Vatican City has the Pope at the very core of the sex abuse scandal that is rocking the Roman Catholic Church, and the Pope is none too pleased about the fact that he can do little to quell the suspicions. Evidently, writing a...

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Funny story: Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...

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Funny story: Pope Apologizes for Abuse by Fergus McCarthy

Pope Apologizes for Abuse by Fergus McCarthy

Pope Benedict XVI has released a letter apologizing for years of abuse suffered by Internet writers for TheSpoof.com at the hands of an imposter priest and sometimes author known as "Fergus McCarthy". The seven-page letter, published in Rome Satu...

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Funny story: Nazis infiltrated Vatican with spies dressed as altarboys

Nazis infiltrated Vatican with spies dressed as altarboys

Rome - (Sieg Heil!): Using Viennese dwarves who had undergone extensive plastic surgery Adolf Hitler's crack SS division came up with the brainwave caper to get inside the minds - if not bodies - of the wartime Vatican. Recently declassified files...

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Funny story: Vatican exorcist names Papal housekeeper Ingrid Stampa

Vatican exorcist names Papal housekeeper Ingrid Stampa

Vatican - (Bell, Book 'N' Candelabra Mess): Top Spanish Inquisition waterboarder Father Gabriele Amorth has named Papal housekeeper Sister Ingrid 'La' Stampa as the satanic menace in the Vatican. The church's chief exorcist said today he had a hun...

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Funny story: Pope reveals he finds Mighty Boosh funnier than illegally taped Confessions

Pope reveals he finds Mighty Boosh funnier than illegally taped Confessions

A secret insider at the Vatican has revealed that the Pope finds the Mighty Boosh funnier than Confession. It is tradition in the Catholic church that all confessions have to be taped and sent to Rome. This is for the purpose of entertainment.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...

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Funny story: Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

The Pope got so drunk last Friday night that he started ranting and raving about the secrets in the Vatican. "If people only new" laughing loudly "The stories in the bible are the Grimm's fairy tales of that time they are all made up, all the proo...

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Funny story: The Pope has a sense of humor

The Pope has a sense of humor

Rome, Italy - People premise that the Pope has no sense of humor. "Not true" say the close friends and advocates of the Pope. "His Holiness reads the funny stories written about him in TheSpoof.com every morning, during breakfast", relates the...

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Funny story: Peer Pressure from the Pope

Peer Pressure from the Pope

ROME, from the desk of the POPE - Catholic Priests everywhere are getting their orders directly from the Pope himself. The diocese of the Roman Catholic community has been embarrassed by the many altercations of altar boys that have been brought...

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Funny story: Pope Visits Synagogue, Converts to Judaism Leaving Flock of One Billion with No Religion

Pope Visits Synagogue, Converts to Judaism Leaving Flock of One Billion with No Religion

From over the Spiritual Jet Stream, we are now informed that Pope Benedict Arnold XVI (aka Double Agent # 16) made a historic visit to a Synagogue in Rome yesterday and never came out. What did ultimately emerge from the Jewish Temple was a newly min...

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Funny story: Queen's ashes to be returned to husband in the Vatican

Queen's ashes to be returned to husband in the Vatican

Sandringham, Norfolk - (RIP Mess): Instructions in her Last Will & Testicle stipulate her legal next of kin must inter her ashes next to those of her father Adolf Hitler in the Vatican mausoleum. The 1950 draft, witnessed and signed by General...

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