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Funny story: Ford to Release New Sports Car

Ford to Release New Sports Car

In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.

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Funny story: Early Egyptians revered the lowly turd

Early Egyptians revered the lowly turd

When archaeologists excavated brick tombs outside a ceremonial site for an early king of Egypt, they expected to find the remains of high officials who had been sacrificed to accompany the king in his imaginary posthumous travels.

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Funny story: Mr. MyHat2u goes to the lavatory

Mr. MyHat2u goes to the lavatory

Spoof writer of note Mr. MyHat2u soiled himself today whilst composing a turd retribution story aimed at fellow writer Duncan Whitehead, who is of less note.

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Funny story: Boehringee Ingelheim to sue Tako Bell over laxative effect

Boehringee Ingelheim to sue Tako Bell over laxative effect

German company Boehringee Ingelheim, maker of the number two leading laxative "Doocolax," is suing number two US fast food giant Tako Bell for unfair trade practices, an attorney representing the laxative maker said today.

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Funny story: Not Enough Votes for Anti-Turd Bill

Not Enough Votes for Anti-Turd Bill

Capitol Hill- In an attempt to rid himself, once and for all, of the turd stories that circulate through TheSpoof.com, Dr. Maxwell lobbied today to have Congress step in. Many of the Congressmen and women agreed with Dr. Maxwell that turd stories wer...

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Funny story: Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...

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Funny story: Dr. Edward Maxwell Hospitalized Due to Adverse Reaction to Turd Stories.

Dr. Edward Maxwell Hospitalized Due to Adverse Reaction to Turd Stories.

Forum contributor and would be spoof writer, Dr. Edward Maxwell, was rushed to the hospital earlier today. It seems that Dr. Maxwell passed out on his bathroom floor due to severe abdominal pains.

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Funny story: Microsoft Release Special Edition Word processor for TheSpoof.com

Microsoft Release Special Edition Word processor for TheSpoof.com

Once again TheSpoof.com has made history in the computer world by inspiring computer giant Microsoft to help budding authors and authoresses to write more 'turd' stories.

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Funny story: The Spoof Civil War

The Spoof Civil War

It is a tragic day in the world of spoof news. It appears that the writers of The Spoof are about to embark on a civil war of words.

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Funny story: First Gay Turd Found

First Gay Turd Found

What has been though to be a 'gay' turd has been discovered by a trainee proctologist from Versailles. The turd was discovered in the 'Brown District' of Gay Paris last night.

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Funny story: London Marathon granted shit and piss license

London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.

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Funny story: Google Acquires Spoof, Vows To Get Rid Of 'Terrible Writers'

Google Acquires Spoof, Vows To Get Rid Of 'Terrible Writers'

Google, the biggest internet search engine in the Universe, has taken control of little-known satirical news website TheSpoof.com, and has announced 'major changes' to its administration, says a report. Owners of Google, John and Jason Google of O...

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Funny story: Youngest Rockefeller Raises Purebred Poo

Youngest Rockefeller Raises Purebred Poo

It has been recently discovered that Frank Rockefeller, after dissing Standard Oil, decided to raise purebred cattle for purebred poo. It seems that the youngest Rockefeller believed that the money wasn't in oil at that time. That it was in state...

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Funny story: New Galaxy Blew

New Galaxy Blew

Astronomers have discovered the eccyesis of a new dark brown galaxy. Ron Maestros said it is really exciting to discover a new galaxy, especially a round loop galaxy of this kind. There will almost definitely be life according to the rich spectromete...

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Funny story: In Search of the Fabled White Turd

In Search of the Fabled White Turd

It is well documented in Tibetan folklore that there is one location in the world where a White Turd can be found and it is regarded by the Holy men of the region as being very sacred.

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Funny story: FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...

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Funny story: European Union Legislation Turd Standards Fails TheSpoof.com's Turd

European Union Legislation Turd Standards Fails TheSpoof.com's Turd

The European Commission for standardising products has today slapped a big, wet ban on the TheSpoof.com's famous turd picture as "imperfect." The commission, which has in the past smashed

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