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Funny story: Penis Monologues, Sequel to Vagina Monologues, Debuts on Broadway

Penis Monologues, Sequel to Vagina Monologues, Debuts on Broadway

The Penis Monologues, a sequel to the very popular and award winning The Vagina Monologues, is scheduled for a Friday evening opening on Broadway. The play has is about men and their relationship with their reproductive organs. All shows for the...

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Funny story: Prison inmate cuts off penis and tosses it into tuna salad

Prison inmate cuts off penis and tosses it into tuna salad

Seattle, Washington - Clifford Fillmore, tired of the shower room tauntings, decided to take matters into his own hands, literally. During group shower time in front of a bunch of horrified inmates, he sliced off his own penis. Paramedics where call...

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Funny story: Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives

Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives

Duke University, NC- After decades of research by sociologists, psychologists, statististions, anthropologists and astrologers it has been determined, without any doubt, that men with large penises live longer, happier, more satisfying and productive...

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Funny story: Study: Canadians Have Smallest Boners; Chinese the Biggest

Study: Canadians Have Smallest Boners; Chinese the Biggest

UNITED NATIONS - The United Nations International Research and Training Institute for the Advancement and Health of Slaughterhouse Workers Programme, has issued a report titled, "Size Matters". The study -- three years in the making, at a cost of $ 8...

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Funny story: Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.

Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.

It took quite a bit of courage for Freddie Hancock to get into the shower with all his teammates after the neighborhood donkey-basketball game for a local charity. "I thought I felt a pin prick when I bent over awhile ago!" yelled Billy Ray Johnso...

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Funny story: Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Silicone vaginas and penises, part of a new virtual reality package offered by Microsoft Corporation makes its debut this weekend, and CEO Bill Gates, as usual, is behind the state of the art hardware and software for the game experience. Said to...

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Funny story: Google Earth Discovers the EU is a Big Dick

Google Earth Discovers the EU is a Big Dick

Google Earth has enabled many onlookers to get googlely eyed about the earth. Giles Cocknbull used Google earth to watch his girlfriend Hortensia mow the lawn of her neighbor, Bull Meacham. Virtual hikes of the Grand canyon, make believe climbs of Ev...

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Funny story: Kayne West: 'Rihanna stole my penis'

Kayne West: 'Rihanna stole my penis'

Rapper Kayne West has startled fans by claiming the Barbadian vixen Rihanna made off with his penis after a sensual rendevous in an overhead locker on a flight to Minsk. The two were planning to shoot their new documentary, a gritty look into the...

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Funny story: Barack Obama has a Massive Stimulus Package!

Barack Obama has a Massive Stimulus Package!

Reuters (Davos, Switzeland - February 3, 2009) World leaders recently compared the sizes of their 'stimulus packages' at the world economic forum in Davos. President Barack Obama yesterday revealed his 'massive stimulus package' before a shocked...

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Funny story: Man with nanopenis consummates marriage

Man with nanopenis consummates marriage

A 35 year old married man, formerly of Italy, now residing in Littledick, TX, has finally gotten his wife of 10 years pregnant, by proxy, after many, many attempts. The man's name, Canno Finda Mydicka, you see, was born with a "nanopenis" which c...

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Funny story: Bush Urges GOP Male Enhancement in Order to Combat DEMS Penis Policy Toward Governing!

Bush Urges GOP Male Enhancement in Order to Combat DEMS Penis Policy Toward Governing!

Washington/DC/ Political Sign of the Times - President Bush, in a rallying call to his fallen GOP party during a departing fireside speech, urged his colleagues to "get with it" and "get it up", in order to combat increased sexual political popular...

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Funny story: Forced To Wear Artificial Dong?

Forced To Wear Artificial Dong?

Personal Privates Advocates (PPA) are questioning an aggressive Arkansas law that took place last week to the effect that it is causing sex offenders to carry around a fake 24 inch dong hanging out the front of their pants. "Arkansas is trying to...

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Funny story: French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds. The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Spoof: French Claim They Need "Bigger" Condoms To House Their Short Range Missiles!

The Ultimate Spoof: French Claim They Need "Bigger" Condoms To House Their Short Range Missiles!

Paris/ Reuters - Never shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French males measured up bigger than the rest of their EU mates in stiff competition for Penile bragging rights! The self adm...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story: Pass the Penis Pasta Parcel Please

Pass the Penis Pasta Parcel Please

Nobby's Beach, New South Wales, Australia - "Mmmmm, the pasta's delicious, Keith, what's in it?" asked Keith Roy Weatherley's mum innocently at a recent dinner party. "It's the secret ingredient in my sauce," replied son Keith. Keith's secret is...

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Funny story: Sales of Lloyds Gross Man pasta sauce sore (sic) after Oz man caught ejaculating

Sales of Lloyds Gross Man pasta sauce sore (sic) after Oz man caught ejaculating

New South Wales - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sales of Lloyds Gross Man pasta ejaculation sauce have soared after a New South Wales man recommended the new Puttanesca variety as an astonishing new remedy for penile dysfunction. Indecency charges d...

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