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Funny story: Bye Bye Election Result

Bye Bye Election Result

New legislation, rushed through Parliament under the guidance of Boris Johnson, has resulted in the by-election at Oldham being declared void. The new legislation determines that a majority of registered voters must vote for the election to be val...

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Funny story: Alternative MP's initials Descriptions

Alternative MP's initials Descriptions

Our reporter Inchcock was musing as he was attending to his ablutions, and wrote down a list of alternative names that would represent MPs = Members of Parliament. Here is the resulting scribble. He did say he intended to create more, but unfortunately he ran out of paper, he thought he's got a spare roll, but no! Malicious People - Macabre Personages - Machinating People Maladapted Parliame...

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Funny story: ATM - Phone - Seat.... Now wash your hands!

ATM - Phone - Seat.... Now wash your hands!

As reported in the Daily Telegraph (11th Jan 2011), Cash machines, chairs/seats, and keypads were found to be contaminated with unwanted bacteria, to a level higher than found in public toilets. Pseudomonades, and bacillus, bacteria which are known to cause sickness, diarrhoea, and cancers, were found on tests carried out on ATMs, Door code-pads, and public transport seating, to a high and dang...

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Funny story: Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!

Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!

After gaining access to the Bank of England computer, the UBS cantonal Swiss Bank, BP shares records, the Haliburton executive details and Weapon Sales Bonus figures, the Stock Market Returns for 2010, the Bank of Scotland, several offshore account d...

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Funny story: Out of Control!

Out of Control!

Police warned today that the Liberal Democrats are 'out of control'. The main problem is that the Party have gone underground, searching for their grass roots supporters. Nick Clegg put a brave face on the embarrassing episode: 'We didn't win the...

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Funny story: Chancellor & Vice-Chancellor's Latest Antics

Chancellor & Vice-Chancellor's Latest Antics

The shameless millionaire Chancellor George Osborne (who coined the phrase *we're all in this together", jetted off on a luxury skiing holiday - leaving Britain to suffer the backlash of his vicious policies. He went on the piste as struggling fam...

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Funny story: New Recipe For Putrid Party Political Pie

New Recipe For Putrid Party Political Pie

Inchcock Chambers - Spoofer, reporter, and decrepit unemployed, uneducated, undisciplined, lonely, incredibly ugly, pot bellied and unrefined elderly miscreant from Nottingham (Highest gun crime in the UK outside of London), would like to present his recipe for his own culinary creation called Putrid Party Political Pie. He hopes this in depth explanatory recipe will clarify the reason for the...

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Funny story: Parliament eyes Voucher Vultures

Parliament eyes Voucher Vultures

Those undisputed kings of comedy, namely the Con/Libs have entered 2011 with a vengeance, just when you thought they had run out of fresh material they produce an absolute gutbuster! Vouchers worth £250 million are being dished out ("oh the puns,...

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Funny story: Cameron, Clegg, Hague & Osborne 2011 Forecasts

Cameron, Clegg, Hague & Osborne 2011 Forecasts

David Cameron - Prime Minister Born Oct 9th 1966 - Libra: Positive: Artistic, romantic and loving, a champion of good causes, intellectual, a good friend to other con-men, strongly held beliefs in nepotism, can be charming, sincere, and with excellent communicative skills designed to get his own way and cover-up for his ministers fiddling. Negative: Moody or sulky, flirtatious, egot...

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Funny story: New British Farce for 2011

New British Farce for 2011

At last a new British 'Farce' film is to be made again, in 2011 - not at Shepperton or Ealing studios, but at the Houses of Parliament. To be filmed in Mise en scène style, using hand held devices, these devices will be handled and controlled by T...

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Funny story: Rowling to Stand for Parliament

Rowling to Stand for Parliament

J.K.Rowling's global PR agency "Hoodwink & Dupe Inc", has just released news that she is to stand for parliament under a Labour ticket. Her close friend ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown after whom her son "David Gordon" is named and whose political...

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Funny story: LibDems in Turmoil

LibDems in Turmoil

As the Christmas season approaches, last minute gifts are being purchased by the few friends of the Lib Dems remaining. Vince Cable has yearly subscriptions to the 'Daily Telegraph' and the 'Sun' from a well wisher in Wapping. Nick Clegg, just rec...

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Funny story: Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen. Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year, the new "public offside rule" is set...

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Funny story: Vince Cable Will Stay in the Cabinet

Vince Cable Will Stay in the Cabinet

Business Secretary Vince Cable has been locked in a cabinet and told to stay in there until he's learnt "a damn good lesson". Downing Street made the decision after Rupert Murdoch labelled Cable "a bloody fool" for being honest to an overcover report...

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Funny story: Whinging Brits

Whinging Brits

Residents living near Istanbul airport were amazed this morning when a plane flew overhead bearing the British Airways livery. As it looked as though it might be landing, crowds flocked to the airport to see this rare phenomenon. Disembarking pas...

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Funny story: Cable in Chains

Cable in Chains

Vince Cable, once considered the only capable person in the Liberal Democrats, has put himself in a huge pile of shit. Speaking to two Telegraph reporters posing as Lib Dem constituents they obtained from Cable a series of comments meant for their...

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Funny story: Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...

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