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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 22: Paris Hilton says, "No more Greeks."

Ed-E-torial 22: Paris Hilton says, "No more Greeks."

(Los Angeles-CA) Vermont apple cheek fresh and pure as un-stepped on cocaine, Paris Hilton told TMZ exclusively that she no longer is just looking for good looking, Greek shipping heirs to "hook-up with", because according to Hilton, "I already slept with all of them. Isn't that hot?"...

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Funny story: AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

(New York-NY) Famous popular fiction author John Grisham, whose mega selling novels include "The Firm" and "The Rainmaker", says he doesn't care if he's remembered 50 years from now.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown

Britney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown

Britney Spears was spotted on Rodeo Drive yesterday shopping for wedding gowns. Persons who were close enough to see said that there was no engagement ring on the pop tarts finger and were not sure who the dress was for. Rumors did circulate th...

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Funny story: Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

The Cosmos - (Psychotic Mess): This week's eclipsed full moon spells crack-up time for the fragile narcotic-fuelled egos of Fairy la-la Land according to predictions in California's LA FagHagSlagMag, the top celeb gossip news site.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton new CEO of Shipping Giant

Paris Hilton new CEO of Shipping Giant

(Papershuffel, SC) In a move sure to cause increased activity on Wall Street tomorrow, FEDEX and UPS announced their merger after closing today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Socialite and elephant-lover Paris Hilton has added her celebrity presence to a high profile Internet campaign to locate a missing New Jersey man.

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Funny story: The Paris Hilton to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame

The Paris Hilton to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame

Following such illustrious greats as Woody Allen, George Burns and the Marx Brothers, the hotel known as the Paris Hilton is to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame for the years of faithful service it has given satirical comedy writers.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

It was shockingly discovered yesterday that this icon has badly inverted nipples and clandestinely had been fitted with both male and female adapters. This was verified by TheSpoof.com's science and technology reporter, and our sources are certa...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Reveals Bush, as Egyptians Attempt to Plug Hole

Paris Hilton Reveals Bush, as Egyptians Attempt to Plug Hole

RAFAH, Gaza Strip (Reuters) - Paris Hilton's visit to the region culminated in a frenzy of Palestinian interest as she revealed her bush to startled crowds. Thousands rushed towards the gaping hole, as Egyptian troops shot high into the air, and...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Golden Showers to Saudi Royalty

Paris Hilton Gives Golden Showers to Saudi Royalty

In an never ending attempt to court the very rich, this landmark hotel gave admiring Saudi's more royal treatment by gifting them their solid gold shower fixtures from their most exclusive suites.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears is having a party in her home. Little sister Jamie will be there. Paris and Nicole will be there. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera will be there. All of the Hollywood starlets, royalty, and pop tarts will be there. There will,...

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Funny story: The Love Triangle, Paris Hilton, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens!

The Love Triangle, Paris Hilton, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens!

The Cat Fight?...

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Funny story: Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton flashes Police

Paris Hilton flashes Police

After already being arrested twice, The Super blonde Hieress has been arrested once more.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

New Yourk, NY - Paris Hilton has amazed family and friends in the past 6 months. From May to July she gained neary 50 pounds by eating an entirely vegetarian diet. (largely fried bananna and peanut butter sandwiches) She then tried the new Snicker...

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Funny story: Hudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest

Hudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest

Beverly Hills, California - (Bad Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has vowed to abstain from sex in 2008 in return for a guaranteed $10 million bounty from Halo! magazine.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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