Osama Bin Laden announced today that he succeeded in penetrating the Cumcast SuperBall broadcast with one of his homemade bedroom videotapes. Experts in terrorist broadcast analysis confirmed that the member waved about in the thirty second porno...
Washington D.C.- It was learned today that the presidential team of Obama/Joe Biden have been using diplomatic back channels to try and convince Taliban leader Osama Bin Laden to seek help for "the depression he so obviously suffers from.". "The...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former President Bush signed a deal with Simon and Shyster to publish Recipes for Disaster, an eagerly awaited cookbook focusing on notable dishes from his administration. "If you don't 'stay the course,' at least stay for the Mai...
Sensational news coming out of the White House claims that recent DNA tests on the Turin Shroud, and tiny bone fragments taken from the tomb of the prophet Mohammed have a 99.8% match. The ground breaking news concludes that Jesus Christ and Moham...
Today betting company Mafiola paid out the sum of $410 million to an American gambler, who had bet one dollar on an almost impossibly unlikely accumulator bet. At Christmas he had bet that in one week in January the following would all happen - Os...
In a recently released audio tape from Osama bin Laden, the exiled terrorist praised a sleeper cell in the U.S. composed entirely of geese. The audio tape was posted on the Internet yesterday. In it, the Islamic militant takes credit for falling a...
It takes a crew of between six and nine terrorists to make the fragile leader of Al Qaeda "talk". It was related today that Osama Bin Laden can no longer talk on his own. That job is done by terrorists manipulating various parts of his body to make t...
Las Vegas NV: The International Toy and Doll Show opened here at the Convention Center this week. Dolls from around the world were featured for the first time. Attendance was sparse as many of the manufacturer's representatives and salesmen were down...
It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers. Hidden in Deep Throat's pape...
One time bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with W. Mid. society by joining the Rotary Club. "He will be a great asset", enthused veteran Rotarian Jasper Carrot, "the stories he can tell! it beats the one about me mole shooting! and it's...
The chameleon like Mr Barack Obama gathered a diverse majority to fuel his wild ride to become the first black man in the White House. Among the many shoulders that hoisted Mr Obama on high to the highest office in the nation, were the older peac...
After conning the US with the false hope of change for the better, Barrack Obama today strapped on a false bushy beard and dressed himself a in turban during his press conference. 'There you go,' he told us and the other shocked reporters that wer...
KARACHI, Pakistan - A reporter for The Karachi Afternoon Clarion-Examiner-Herald, Dashka Mingora, has stated that he received an email from Osama Bin Laden stating that he wants to meet with President-elect Barack Obama as soon as possible. Mingo...
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism. It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap...
After shaving his beard, undergoing liposuction, plastic surgery and changing his first name from Osama to Obama and teaming up with some white man with a name similar to his last, Barrack Osama Bin Laden is ready to finally bring the US to its knees...
AFGHANISTAN: Applauding Elizabeth Dole's "Godless Americans" remark, Osama bin Laden told reporters that the Talibanisation of America has begun. The renegade Al-Qaeda leader said he and his followers had won the jihad in Afghanistan in 1989 when...
It has only been twelve hours since the bombshell audio tape was handed to Aljazeera TV's office in Peshawar, Pakistan, but the tremors generated by the recording are being felt across the length and breadth of the American political landscape, if no...
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