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Funny story: Obama To Osama: Get Help.

Obama To Osama: Get Help.

Washington D.C.- It was learned today that the presidential team of Obama/Joe Biden have been using diplomatic back channels to try and convince Taliban leader Osama Bin Laden to seek help for "the depression he so obviously suffers from.". "The...

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Funny story: Simon & Shyster to Publish Bush Cookbook "Recipes for Disaster"

Simon & Shyster to Publish Bush Cookbook "Recipes for Disaster"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former President Bush signed a deal with Simon and Shyster to publish Recipes for Disaster, an eagerly awaited cookbook focusing on notable dishes from his administration. "If you don't 'stay the course,' at least stay for the Mai...

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Funny story: Obama - "DNA Links To Jesus, Mohammed And Bin Laden"!

Obama - "DNA Links To Jesus, Mohammed And Bin Laden"!

Sensational news coming out of the White House claims that recent DNA tests on the Turin Shroud, and tiny bone fragments taken from the tomb of the prophet Mohammed have a 99.8% match. The ground breaking news concludes that Jesus Christ and Moham...

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Funny story: American man wins a 410 million to one bet

American man wins a 410 million to one bet

Today betting company Mafiola paid out the sum of $410 million to an American gambler, who had bet one dollar on an almost impossibly unlikely accumulator bet. At Christmas he had bet that in one week in January the following would all happen - Os...

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Funny story: bin Laden Takes Credit For U.S. Airways Crash

bin Laden Takes Credit For U.S. Airways Crash

In a recently released audio tape from Osama bin Laden, the exiled terrorist praised a sleeper cell in the U.S. composed entirely of geese. The audio tape was posted on the Internet yesterday. In it, the Islamic militant takes credit for falling a...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Played Like a Bagpipe

Bin Laden Played Like a Bagpipe

It takes a crew of between six and nine terrorists to make the fragile leader of Al Qaeda "talk". It was related today that Osama Bin Laden can no longer talk on his own. That job is done by terrorists manipulating various parts of his body to make t...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Doll Bombs

Osama bin Laden Doll Bombs

Las Vegas NV: The International Toy and Doll Show opened here at the Convention Center this week. Dolls from around the world were featured for the first time. Attendance was sparse as many of the manufacturer's representatives and salesmen were down...

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Funny story: Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers. Hidden in Deep Throat's pape...

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Funny story: Osama Bin-Laden joins Rotary Club

Osama Bin-Laden joins Rotary Club

One time bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with W. Mid. society by joining the Rotary Club. "He will be a great asset", enthused veteran Rotarian Jasper Carrot, "the stories he can tell! it beats the one about me mole shooting! and it's...

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Funny story: US 60's Peaceniks Flocked Like Doves to Obama who Vows to Kill Osama and Bring Shock and Awe to Afghanistan!

US 60's Peaceniks Flocked Like Doves to Obama who Vows to Kill Osama and Bring Shock and Awe to Afghanistan!

The chameleon like Mr Barack Obama gathered a diverse majority to fuel his wild ride to become the first black man in the White House. Among the many shoulders that hoisted Mr Obama on high to the highest office in the nation, were the older peac...

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Funny story: Obama Straps On Beard & Looks Like Osama!

Obama Straps On Beard & Looks Like Osama!

After conning the US with the false hope of change for the better, Barrack Obama today strapped on a false bushy beard and dressed himself a in turban during his press conference. 'There you go,' he told us and the other shocked reporters that wer...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Wants To Meet With Barack Obama

Osama Bin Laden Wants To Meet With Barack Obama

KARACHI, Pakistan - A reporter for The Karachi Afternoon Clarion-Examiner-Herald, Dashka Mingora, has stated that he received an email from Osama Bin Laden stating that he wants to meet with President-elect Barack Obama as soon as possible. Mingo...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Gator Aid Convicted at Gitmo

Osama Bin Ladin Gator Aid Convicted at Gitmo

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism. It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap...

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Funny story: Obama Bin Biden Ready For New Reign Of Terror

Obama Bin Biden Ready For New Reign Of Terror

After shaving his beard, undergoing liposuction, plastic surgery and changing his first name from Osama to Obama and teaming up with some white man with a name similar to his last, Barrack Osama Bin Laden is ready to finally bring the US to its knees...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden claims victory - says Talibanisation of America has begun.

Osama bin Laden claims victory - says Talibanisation of America has begun.

AFGHANISTAN: Applauding Elizabeth Dole's "Godless Americans" remark, Osama bin Laden told reporters that the Talibanisation of America has begun. The renegade Al-Qaeda leader said he and his followers had won the jihad in Afghanistan in 1989 when...

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Funny story: Sponsorship from hell: Osama endorses Obama

Sponsorship from hell: Osama endorses Obama

It has only been twelve hours since the bombshell audio tape was handed to Aljazeera TV's office in Peshawar, Pakistan, but the tremors generated by the recording are being felt across the length and breadth of the American political landscape, if no...

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Funny story: Is it Bin Laden? Coded Message Intercepted in Pakistan

Is it Bin Laden? Coded Message Intercepted in Pakistan

Fucmebad, Pakistan, U.S. military officials were encouraged today when what sounds to be a coded cell phone message from Osama Bin Laden was intercepted. This would be the first recognizable proof of Bin Laden's where abouts since 2004 Secret com...

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