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Funny story: 'Annoying Americans' to become a new Olympic sport

'Annoying Americans' to become a new Olympic sport

After decades of the rest of the world poking fun at the citizens of the United States of America, for no particular reason except to have a cheap laugh at the world's permanent failures, the International Olympic Committee today announced that a new...

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Funny story: Crapping Gains Olympic Status

Crapping Gains Olympic Status

The number of Olympic sports was expanded further yesterday with the announcement by the I.O.C. that it would sanction the inaugural World Crapping Championships, to take place during the 2012 games. Initial briefings suggest that the format will...

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Funny story: Olympic Funding Deficit

Olympic Funding Deficit

An investigation is underway as to why there is a 100 million pound funding deficit for the London Olympics of 2012. Some fundraisers are claiming the total was raised so they are mystified as to why 100 million seems to be missing. A spokesper...

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Funny story: Wanking to be Olympic Sport by 2012

Wanking to be Olympic Sport by 2012

The noble art of masturbation is amongst a number of proposed events to be considered for inclusion by the 2012 Olympic games in Britain. Wanking is believed to be the most popular pastime amongst males between the ages of 13 to 99 - with female p...

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Funny story: London To Host 2010 Wife Carrying

London To Host 2010 Wife Carrying

London has been chosen to host the 2010 International Wife Carrying event. After this year's event in Helsinki finished the IOC announced that London had defeated Paris, Moscow, Athens, LA and Dudley in the bid to host the event. "Naturally we ar...

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Funny story: Waterboarding To Be Added To 2012 Summer Olympics

Waterboarding To Be Added To 2012 Summer Olympics

LONDON - The Universal Olympic Steering Committee upon the recommendation of 47 member countries has decided to add waterboarding to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games to be held in London, England. Sir Eric Chippington, president of the UOSC stated th...

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Funny story: North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

As what is being seen as a desperate attempt to build a positive and worthwhile relationship with Kim-Jong Il and the North Korean leadership, the International Olympic Committee broke a number of traditions and protocols today, by announcing that th...

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Funny story: British Olympian To Be Stripped Of Knighthood In 'Race' Row

British Olympian To Be Stripped Of Knighthood In 'Race' Row

A Beijing 2008 Olympics hero is to be sensationally stripped of his MBE, after it was discovered that he had directed a tirade of racist abuse at a black actor who he appeared with in a TV advert. In the advertisement for a well known breakfast ce...

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Funny story: No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

International torch relays have been scrapped for future Olympics, says the olympic committee. Problems with protestors and heavy-handed policing of the relay preceding the last Olympics have been given as the reasons. However, the committee has...

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Funny story: Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

(Arlington-TX) While appearing on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", President Barack Obama's self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United States. In res...

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Funny story: British Olympic Organisers Blow Budget on English Identity Crisis

British Olympic Organisers Blow Budget on English Identity Crisis

The people organising the London 2012 Olympics have today been blasted over the release of its latest budget report. The report reveals that £28m has already been spent on intense research to find or develop a national identity for England. Part o...

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Funny story: Darts could star in 2012 Olympics

Darts could star in 2012 Olympics

Olympic organisers are meeting today to discuss the possible inclusion of new sports for the 2012 Olympics. Senior officials from the governing bodies of various sports will make a case for their applications to be included. A vote will determine w...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Endorses Donuts and Bug Spray

Michael Phelps Endorses Donuts and Bug Spray

(Los Angeles-CA) Eight-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael "Don't bogart the bong" Phelps isn't letting his suspension by USA Swimming or Kellogg pulling its endorsement deal take the glow out of his embers. Yesterday, Phelps' agent signed undiscl...

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Funny story: Shoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport

Shoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport

CAMBRIDGE, England - Well there has been another shoe tossing incident again. A protester threw his shoe at China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University in England. This latest shoe tossing incident has brought on the...

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Funny story: Shooting American GIs to be a new Olympic sport

Shooting American GIs to be a new Olympic sport

IOC chairman Sir Franco Nazti today announced that shooting American GIs was to become an Olympic sport. 'American soldiers are basically so useless that anyone can shoot them', the former fascist murderer spokesman said, 'so now we're making it a...

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Funny story: Former Olympic athlete admits to sex change

Former Olympic athlete admits to sex change

A former US Olympic athlete has admitted to having changed sex at an early age to improve his (or her) chances of getting on the team. Stu Dunkov was a 13 year old Peggy Sue Wildsmith who decided to become a male in order to fulfil a dream of goi...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics: Boris Johnson Says "Everything Now Ready"

London 2012 Olympics: Boris Johnson Says "Everything Now Ready"

In a speech just before bedtime last night, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, told his wife that preparations for the London 2012 Olympics had been completed, and that, if necessary, the Games could go ahead as early as "next week". Johnson was speakin...

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