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Funny story: Cleveland Cavaliers Sign 15 Year Old Kenyan Point Guard; Hope to Turn Season Around!

Cleveland Cavaliers Sign 15 Year Old Kenyan Point Guard; Hope to Turn Season Around!

Cav's Owner Dan Gilbert took a gigantic step toward fulfilling his promise of delivering an NBA championship team to the city by announcing the signing of a 7' shooting point guard to replace legend LeBron James after he defected to the Miami Heat la...

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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers

The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers

CANCUN, Mexico - A few weeks ago LeBron James of The Miami Heat had become so upset with his ex-team the Cleveland Cavaliers organization as well as with their fans that he actually threatened to buy the team and move them to Baghdad, Iraq. Well n...

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Funny story: The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

DENVER - Disgruntled Denver Nuggets super star Carmelo Anthony has been insisting for weeks now that the Nuggets organization trade him to the New York Knicks. The 6 foot 8 inch Anthony, who signed a 5 year, $80 million contract in 2006 ($16 milli...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley, The Former NBA Star and TV Sports Analyst, Is Thinking About Becoming A Woman

Charles Barkley, The Former NBA Star and TV Sports Analyst, Is Thinking About Becoming A Woman

LOS ANGELES - According to The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle former NBA star and now TV sports analyst Charles Barkley is seriously considering having SRS and becoming a woman. 4C reporter Putty Boxbrick said that he interviewed Barkley's pedicuri...

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Funny story: NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

MIAMI - The Miami Morning Messenger Mirror newspaper is reporting that LeBron James, of the NBA Miami Heat is reportedly so upset with the way his ex-Cleveland Cavalier fans are treating him that he is planning on buying the Cavaliers team and moving...

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...

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Funny story: Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Former shotgun murderer and NBA also-ran Jayson Williams will have to pay $16,433 to the estate of a tree he killed in January, says a Kings County, NY Judge. In January, mere days after being sentenced for ventilating the torso of his limo driver...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Charles Barkley, aka The Round Mound of Rebound may have done gone and stepped smack dab in it this time. Barkley in town judging a Crayfish Eating Contest was asked what he thought about LeBron James leaving the Cleveland...

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Funny story: Local Waiter Really Needs LeBron James to Place His Order

Local Waiter Really Needs LeBron James to Place His Order

John Bridges, a waiter at the Blue Pointe Grill in Cleveland, cannot continue to wait for LeBron James to place his dinner order. Bridges, who has been with the restaurant for over 3 years has, "like 6 other tables" and would really love it if James...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Vetoes Lebron James Decision To Play In Miami

Barack Obama Vetoes Lebron James Decision To Play In Miami

At seven different times this NBA offseason, Barack Obama has made his wishes known that he wants Cleveland Cavelier's star LeBron James to play for his Chicago Bulls. When James announced his decision to play next season for the Miami Heat, the Pre...

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Funny story: LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

In a press conference on ESPN that was title "The Decision," Cleveland Cavelier star LeBron James announced that he would sign next season with the Miami Heat of the NBA. James, who came out of high school directly to the NBA, has spent his entire c...

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Funny story: Phoenix Suns Star Steve Nash Has Been Deported

Phoenix Suns Star Steve Nash Has Been Deported

(June, 24, 2010 - Phoenix, AZ)... The new Arizona immigration law is causing more controversy today as it was announced earlier today by the Illegal Immigration Prevention & Apprehension Co-op Team (IIMPACT) that Phoenix Suns star and 2-time NBA...

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Funny story: NBA News: Christina Aguilera Has Just Been Banned From Ever Performing or Appearing In Boston

NBA News: Christina Aguilera Has Just Been Banned From Ever Performing or Appearing In Boston

BOSTON - The city known as "Beantown" has just issued a city proclamation stating that pop singer Christina Aguilera will not be allowed to perform anywhere in the city of Boston ever again. The proclamation was issued due to the fact that Ms. Agu...

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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

LOS ANGELES - The mayor of the nation's second largest city, Los Angeles had his worst fears realized. Just as he had stated earlier in the week, Mayor Antonio "El Homey Boy Tony" Villaraigosa was afraid that if the Lakers won the NBA title the f...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball

The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics 83-79 to capture their 16th NBA world championship title. Kobe Bryant did not do to well at the beginning of the game and he blamed it on his broken right index finger. He said that...

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Funny story: NBA Game #4: Anita Baker Sang The Worst Rendition of The Star Spangled Banner In History

NBA Game #4: Anita Baker Sang The Worst Rendition of The Star Spangled Banner In History

BOSTON - Anita Baker sang the Star Spangled Banner at the start of game four of the NBA Finals between The Los Angeles Lakers and The Boston Celtics. After she was finished singing The National Anthem only 17 people clapped. Baker, who has won...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Mayor Fears That If The Lakers Win The NBA Title The Fans Will Burn Down The City

Los Angeles Mayor Fears That If The Lakers Win The NBA Title The Fans Will Burn Down The City

LOS ANGELES - The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa has expressed concern about the Los Angeles Lakers defeating the Boston Celtics and becoming the NBA world champions. Villaraigosa has pointed out that every time the Lakers have won the...

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