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Funny story: Gov. Sarah Palin declares State of Emergency after aborted NASA launch; cites Polar Bear Zombie sightings as cause

Gov. Sarah Palin declares State of Emergency after aborted NASA launch; cites Polar Bear Zombie sightings as cause

Anchorage, Alaska - Like a scene out of the horror movie classic, "Night of the Living Dead", dead Polar Bears, all drowning victims of the recent climate change, have apparently come back to life. Reanimated by the radioactive space debris from last...

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Funny story: NASA Launches its First Submersible Satellite

NASA Launches its First Submersible Satellite

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has broken new ripples in the icy pond of the waters around Antartica. NASA spokesperson, Yetta Nother-D'saster announced the successful submersion of a satellite designed to study global warming:...

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Funny story: UFO gamma ray blast vaporises NASA's global warning satellite

UFO gamma ray blast vaporises NASA's global warning satellite

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (An Inconvenient Spoof Mess): "Hell, we are screwed!" was the only comment from NASA spokesman George Diller as the Agency's flagship Orbiting Carbon Observatory global warning (sic) satellite was blasted to smithereens...

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Funny story: The moon is not real

The moon is not real

In shocking news today, NASA have admitted that the moon landings were fake, but not because they could not make it to the moon, but because the moon is fake. "We actually did go to the moon," said Professor Boffin of JPL's San Andreas lab. "But w...

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Funny story: Former NASA scientist discover the Greatest Thing

Former NASA scientist discover the Greatest Thing

59 years old Albrect Oltemrz, former NASA's chief scientist of the Cosmic Exploratory Research (CER), one of the major branches of JPL. As a child, Oltemrz who came from Germany showed extraordinary talent, by age 1 he was able to speak fluent Ge...

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Funny story: Did ex-NASA CEO 'hide Moon's sudden magnetic field burst' from Pentagon?

Did ex-NASA CEO 'hide Moon's sudden magnetic field burst' from Pentagon?

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): NASA's former CEO Mike Griffin is a top suspect in a Pentagon probe about the Moon suddenly regaining its former ancient magnetic field. Griffin, 69, is believed to have locked down 'vital' space...

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Funny story: Methane plumes 'proof of bovine lifeforms on Mars' says NASA

Methane plumes 'proof of bovine lifeforms on Mars' says NASA

Cydonia - (Alien Cowshit/Bullshit Mess): NASA scientists reckon that recently discovered plumes of methane gas all point to a highly organised network of bovine lifeforms on the distant red planet. Three massive telescopes in Hawaii linked to the...

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Funny story: Florida Cheerleader Opens Up On Eve Of BCS National Championship Game

Florida Cheerleader Opens Up On Eve Of BCS National Championship Game

Buffy Helms, a junior cheerleader at the University of Florida, resigned from her squad and spoke candidly with reporters on the eve of her schools participation in the BCS National Championship game. The young woman revealed sordid details of sexua...

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Funny story: New planet discovered and named Obama

New planet discovered and named Obama

Today NASA, the North American Senator Agency, announced it had discovered a new planet in our solar system, and named it Obama. Spokesman Professor Cape Kennedy said: 'The new planet can be seen from all parts of the world, but it has a curious m...

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Funny story: NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk

NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk

Combining scientific and medical procedures during a planned experiment at the international space station, two NASA astronauts completed a historic series of tests in the cold vacuum of space this past Monday. Designed to test the human body's...

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Funny story: NASA Says Oprah Major Menace To Earth

NASA Says Oprah Major Menace To Earth

Washington DC-- NASA scientist rang the alarm bells today about Oprah Winfrey. They are very concerned about her weight and believe she threatens the Earth. The talk-show queen's weight has ballooned since the election. Her estimated weight is now...

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Funny story: Neil Armstrong did a Sh*t on the Moon. Still preserved for posterity, says Buzz Aldren

Neil Armstrong did a Sh*t on the Moon. Still preserved for posterity, says Buzz Aldren

1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanit...

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Funny story: NASA Sends First Probe To Oz

NASA Sends First Probe To Oz

Houston TX-- NASA reported the successful launch of its first probe to the Land of Oz yesterday. The probe is called TOTO (Total Oz Telemetry Orbiter), and it was launched into a tornado from a base in Kansas. TOTO is sending back striking pictures...

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Funny story: Space shuttle lands in Georgia

Space shuttle lands in Georgia

In dramatic events today, the NASA space shuttle Discovery landed in Tbilisi the capital of Georgia, the former Soviet republic. Space administrators in Houston Texas revealed that a fault in Discovery's radar navigation system lead to it confusi...

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Funny story: Cocaine Found on Mars

Cocaine Found on Mars

While the NASA funded Mars Rover continues to send back landscape pictures and topographical maps of its pre-programmed search area, Rover number one nicknamed "Spirit", accidentally stumbled into a large crater filled with fine tan colored powder.

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Funny story: Space shuttle sends extensions to international space station

Space shuttle sends extensions to international space station

The NASA Space Shuttle took off earlier today to send important material to extend the size of the International Space Station. In what can be regarded as a first, the ISS will receive a further 20 units for astronaut accommodation as well as 2 S...

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Funny story: NASA still paranoid about Apollo missions' gamma ray laser gun on Moon

NASA still paranoid about Apollo missions' gamma ray laser gun on Moon

Pasadena, Ca - (X-Files Mess): Scientists at NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory are still freaked out about the White House finding out that they put a massive gamma ray burst-generating laser gun on the Moon during the Apollo landing missions. The...

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