Conspiracy theories couldn't get any more bizarre. NASA, the world's foremost space agency, which was till now a subject of many a crazy conspiracy theories regarding the authenticity of its Apollo 11 landing on moon, has now a spun out a loony consp...
Earth Orbit - "At the time it sounded like a good idea," explains Roger Wilcox, senior budgeting director for the NASA shuttle launches. "Installing a coin operated toilet onboard the International Space Station (ISS) saved us money. And in this age...
President Barracks Obama's newly announced re-energising of the Space Programme has led to an unexpected phenomenon. Hundreds of thousands of acres of the Nevada Desert have been bought up by speculators keen to cash in on the moon and Mars landin...
Earth Orbit - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS) could hardly wait to put the final touches of their new extended platform dubbed, the "space porch" by adding a fly screen, lawn chairs and BBQ grill. "It gives the ISS that homely...
In a unique move away from normal American procedure, the US has decided to bomb a target not occupied by fellow human beings. A NASA space rocket has been sent to the moon to shoot a missile into a crater to allegedly see if there is any evidence of...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Officially it's Centaur rocket target practice on a particularly alien patch of the Sea of Tranquility. But NASA's proposed exploratory moon crater nuking by the unmanned robotic Lunar Crater Observati...
NASA scientists were celebrating today after snapping a picture of the most distant object in the universe. The object, designated Swineflu 91, is barely visible to the naked eye, fuzzy in a pair of 10x50 binoculars, and jumps around a lot when viewe...
Houston, Texas - NASA has announced it will put a man on the moon by the end of this decade. The rocket ship, aptly named A Pillow 13, will be launched on July 14 2009 and will attempt to arrive on 20 July 2009, the forty year anniversary of the '...
California - (Twin Towers Fiasco Mess): Calfornia Democratic Congresswoman Jane Harman reckons she's been screwed over by NASA, the US National Security Agency. Department of Justice sources hinted today that ilicit Bush Administration wiretaps al...
Susan Boyle, this is your life. The science world is in a clamour as the main glamour spot in who will be cloned twenty two times to form a team of deep space cosmonauts is revealed. Susan Boyle was chosen today to boldly go where no brow has gone b...
Space - (The Final Frontier Mess): Worried NASA top brass issued a statement today describing an anomalous energy space signal as a tell-tale sign of the enigmatic phenomenon known as 'The Dark Nutter'. The Agency's specialist astrophysics/parasit...
Cape Canaveral, FLA - NASA officials held a press conference earlier today announcing plans for a manned mission to the moon that will actually take place on the moon instead of in a sound stage in the Arizona desert. The plan was announced...
NASA HQ, Area 51, Groom Lake - (X-Files Mess): NASA's Hubble telescope has sent back images showing that some dwarf galaxies are embedded in the halos of a 'dark nutter'. "We don't know who that wacko might be," a NASA source commented, "but from...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - Nasa, now part of the Air Force, launched a rocket, to find Earth. It was an unmanned mission. The rocket has an expensive Kepler telescope on it. General Pyle was asked about the expense by a reporter in the crowd who ask...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - The Assistant Director of NASA, Bradford Ian Friendfield, has written a letter to President Barack Obama demanding that the United States government provide the NASA space program with $13 billion. Friendfield said that b...
Anchorage, Alaska - Like a scene out of the horror movie classic, "Night of the Living Dead", dead Polar Bears, all drowning victims of the recent climate change, have apparently come back to life. Reanimated by the radioactive space debris from last...
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has broken new ripples in the icy pond of the waters around Antartica. NASA spokesperson, Yetta Nother-D'saster announced the successful submersion of a satellite designed to study global warming:...
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