Octomom, and Kate Gosselin, of Jon and Kate Plus 8, have joined forces to create what may be the first momopoly of motherhood-related reality shows. With 22 kids between them, they've decided to pool the insane amounts of money being thrown at th...
A spokesman for them, Sir Heinrich Mason-Handshacht, said: 'Many of our clients are very well-known, but that does not mean that the rumours they were blatantly guilty but then got off their cases scot free had anything to do with mass bribery by us...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Reports that the original nose of the late King of Pop has been located are now confirmed by the National Registry of Historic Places and Snot. Dr. Arnold Klein, world-renowned Jackson butcher and sperm donor, is reported to...
At first it was just one of those thousands of rumors buzzing around the net but now, apparently, police are about to arrest Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael's personal physician. Of course this may just be another tale but a source who should know said...
Dead superstar Michael Jackson stunned fucking everyone by returning from the dead and performing an impromptu Moonwalk in front of a local fish & chips shop in Brixton. The creepy-looking corpse star did his trademark dance, grabbed his crotc...
Los Angeles, CA - Tens upon tens of thousands of feet of undiscovered film footage of singer Michael Jackson doing slapstick gags with an as yet undead British comedian Benny Hill have been discovered and are expected to entertain the world for years...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Psychic spoon-bender and full-time Michael Jackson pimp Uri Gellar clarified the reasons for Jackson's thinly veiled hostility to one-time friend Sir Paul McCartney which culminated in Jacko appropriating the Beatles' catalog be...
Dead superstar Michael Jackson is the father of David and Mercy, the two Malawian children adopted by singer Madonna, so claims a lawyer for the Jackson family. Jackson has been linked to many children in recent weeks, including some freaky-looking...
The latest news on Hollywood On The Web is that Vanessa Hudgen's is further confusing many of her loyal fans as the beautiful young actress seems to be switching personalities off and on daily. One day she's the carefree kid of the musicals and th...
Disgraced former football great Michael Vick announced today that he intends to become a veterinarian, specializing in brutally abused canines. "If the NFL lets me play again," Vice declared, "my post-career hope is become a vet and treat maimed...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The world was shocked today when it was revealed that 79 year old Katherine Jackson, mother of the recently deceased King of Pop Michael Jackson, has been reduced to panhandling on freeway off-ramps in Los Angeles to provide food...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Jermaine Jackson issued a statement of support today in the matter of the alleged fourth child of his recently deceased brother, pop star Michael Jackson. In keeping with an old Jackson family tradition, the mother of 25 year...
At approximately 11:18 PM on July 23, a patron at the Steak 'N Shake off Jefferson Blvd in Overland Park, Kansas registered the first known sighting of Michael Jackson since his death on June 25 of this year. "Definitely him," said local parking...
"He was always a good little boy, not like his brothers who used to set those flaming bags of dogshit on my front porch but I could hear poor Michael getting the same treatment from their dad, even though he was innocent. Although, he must have been looking at it that one time because his hair caught on fire." This came from the never moving, staring "Grandmother" of Michael Jackson that we go...
Los Angeles Police Department detectives expected to find all manner and means of very mean manner of painkillers and heart attack serious narcotics when they seized the doctor supplied medicine chest of the King of Pop Michael Jackson. To their surp...
The MJ death mystery took a bizzare and mysterious turn today when it was revealed that a small white hatchback had been seen in the vicinity of Jacksons home in the days preceding his demise. Rumours are rife that the hatchback is eerily similar...
The Los Angeles County Coroner announced Wednesday that he now could state how Michael Jackson died: "Michael Jackson died because his heart stopped beating," the coroner told reporters. "The mystery has been solved. Speculation must end now. E...
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