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Funny story: Stinky Manure Smell Permeates London, U.K.

Stinky Manure Smell Permeates London, U.K.

A very strong manure-like odor has permeated the city of London and officials expect it to stick around until Tuesday.

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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.

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Funny story: Masai Warriors have been warned not to flash their Meat and Two Veg while they run the London Marathon

Masai Warriors have been warned not to flash their Meat and Two Veg while they run the London Marathon

Six Masai Warriors who are running the London Marathon for the first time have been given strict guidance rules on their cultural behaviour by the British Charity Greenfinger.

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Funny story: London Marathon granted shit and piss license

London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.

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Funny story: Porsche, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ferrari, Mercedez-Benz etc take on Mayor Livingstone

Porsche, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ferrari, Mercedez-Benz etc take on Mayor Livingstone

London - (Psychotic Mayor of London Mess): Luxury car manufacturers have clubbed together to nail delusional psychotic gangster and Mayor of London Ken Livingstone after his latest outburst of congestion charge egomania claptrap.

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Funny story: Hannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London

Hannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London

Riots broke out in London today after the news that the Hannah Montana tour planned for the UK has had to be cancelled over complications with British trades descriptions law.

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Funny story: Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.

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Funny story: Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse is in a state of severe shock at the news that her favorite North London watering hole, Camden's Whorely Arms, has gone up in a huge inferno that has destroyed the livelihoods of the area's top...

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Funny story: Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...

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Funny story: Ryanair not interested in low fares

Ryanair not interested in low fares

A team of GCSE Business Studies students from Basildon Comprehensive School have today revealed how they were sensationally snubbed by the company. The group of 14 & 15 year olds last week contacted Ryanair with plans to slash their...

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Funny story: Kebab crazy M.P.s Terrorize London's Streets

Kebab crazy M.P.s Terrorize London's Streets

Gordon Brown received an official warning, today, from legal teams representing the violent and dispossessed gangs of London.

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Funny story: Wales Prepares for Nuclear Power Stations Too Dangerous to be Sited Near London

Wales Prepares for Nuclear Power Stations Too Dangerous to be Sited Near London

Wales is preparing itself for a new generation of nuclear power stations after Gordon Brown listened to critics who said new stations will be expensive, dirty, and dangerous, and decided to put them in Wales.

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Funny story: Seismologists pissing themselves with laughter as top Israeli diamond geezer buys landfill site £35 million mansion

Seismologists pissing themselves with laughter as top Israeli diamond geezer buys landfill site £35 million mansion

Hampstead, North London - (Sad Ass Mess): There's no fool like an old fool. And Lev Leviev, Israel's top diamond geezer, has fallen for the oldest estate agency trick in the world and bought a hideous pile of tacky tat in North London's...

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Funny story: Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Over confident, state lunatic Britney Spears, while on vacation in London, dropped her load upon the road when she realized she had forgot her baby on an airline flight.

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Funny story: "Have you got any oxygen?" - An actor working as a theatre usher in London's West End

"Have you got any oxygen?" - An actor working as a theatre usher in London's West End

"Hi diddley dee, an actor's life for me."...

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Funny story: Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

It's a cloudy day in London and traffic is heavy. A woman is about to board a famed British bus on her way to the local supermarket to pick up some milk for her baby.

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Funny story: London fire -- signal that another rock band is born?

London fire -- signal that another rock band is born?

It was determined yesterday from fire officials in East London that the cause of the fire which caused black smoke to engulf the London skyline was not actually burning asbestos from a London warehouse, but a sign from party goers in East London that...

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