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Funny story: Say YES to naughtiness - local man complains about misleading advertisements

Say YES to naughtiness - local man complains about misleading advertisements

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old superstud (that part's pure fiction - ed) today expressed his dissatisfaction with an advert on his favourite website, TheSpoof.com Shuttlecock bombarded site administrator Mark Lowto...

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Funny story: Local Man Pens Story Number 2,000 - Wife Insists He's An Idiot

Local Man Pens Story Number 2,000 - Wife Insists He's An Idiot

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was cock-a-hoop today as he succeeded in penning his 2,000th Spoof News story on popular satirical website TheSpoof.com. Indeed, so chuffed is Shuttlecock that he is contemplating donning his long leather coat and pork...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...

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Funny story: Man gets cup of tea, was expecting coffee. Mouth upset.

Man gets cup of tea, was expecting coffee. Mouth upset.

A local man is undergoing counselling today following a beverage related miscommunication between him and a friend he was visiting. The events unfolded as the local gent was asked by his friend if he wanted a cuppa, due to the kettle being on and...

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Funny story: Local woman runs out of toilet roll

Local woman runs out of toilet roll

In Local news, a recently local woman is said to be in a stable condition following a shopping related mishap, where she inadvertently neglected to purchase supplies of her usual toilet tissue. It is reported however that she had purchased a larg...

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Funny story: Local couple repeat old conversation

Local couple repeat old conversation

In local news, a young couple are said to have had the same conversation more than once and quite likely about the same subject as before. According to one source, it all started when the man did something that irked his female counterpart, as he...

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Funny story: Local man wins car

Local man wins car

Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle. A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...

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Funny story: Local Man Perturbed By Tila Tequila

Local Man Perturbed By Tila Tequila

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, found himself in a serious state of perturbation last night as he settled down to watch a little TV before retiring to bed. Shuttlecock unwittingly became aware of a TV show entitled, 'A Shot At Love With Tila Tequil...

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Funny story: Local Man Auctions Frank Sinatra's Pork Pie Hat On The Internet - Wife Furious

Local Man Auctions Frank Sinatra's Pork Pie Hat On The Internet - Wife Furious

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today proudly announced that he was to auction Frank Sinatra's pork pie hat on a well known internet auction site - which E-bay or E-Bay dot disclose, depending on whether he has a cold or dot. But within minutes of t...

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Funny story: Local Man Declines Discount Offer Of Nude Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, And Selena Gomez Pics

Local Man Declines Discount Offer Of Nude Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, And Selena Gomez Pics

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recuperating from a broken thumb, a suspected broken arm, a cut eyebrow, a 'both ends' mystery virus, a probing lady doctor and most recently, a purple toe - sustained by a falling Le Creuset casserole dish, w...

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Funny story: Local Man Left Hopping Mad After Bizarre Accident

Local Man Left Hopping Mad After Bizarre Accident

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was this morning left literally hopping mad following a bizarre domestic accident, involving a heavy cast iron Le Creuset casserole dish. Shuttlecock explained that he had gone to the dresser in the kitchen to get som...

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Funny story: Local man decides to move, he has had enough of being local

Local man decides to move, he has had enough of being local

A local man, who has lived locally for some time has had enough of the locality. "I've just had enough of the locality" said the almost, but not quite, irate local man, "I've put my house on the market, I'm flipping off mate, hasta la bugger it, v...

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Funny story: Local man leaves toilet seat up

Local man leaves toilet seat up

Trouble was brewing in a leafy London suburb this morning when the usual domestic bliss behind a generic domiciles facade was shattered by the negligence of an unthinking oaf. Local resident, Ms Georgia Wolf, awoke as she usually does on a weekday...

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Funny story: Local man breaks internet

Local man breaks internet

The moon landing. Kennedy's grassy knoll and a book suppository. Cat in a wheelie bin. You all remember where you were when these monumentous news events occurred and the story broke. Years from now, people will be talking about that fateful...

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Funny story: Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway

Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway

For most sensible individuals, 9/11 is a day for contemplation, in respect for the feelings of the loved ones of the unfortunate victims of the 2001 outrage. For Martin Shuttlecock, 23, and dashingly handsome in a rakish kind of way, (Complete fab...

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Funny story: Local Man To Celebrate 9/11?

Local Man To Celebrate 9/11?

Local man Martin Shuttlecock was staying tight lipped as to whether he would be going out to celebrate September 11th with his long suffering wife Anne. When we spoke to him, Shuttlecock was watching the Lancashire derby game between Burnley and P...

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Funny story: Local Man In Shock As Piranha Devours Severed Penis

Local Man In Shock As Piranha Devours Severed Penis

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock needed a stiff drink last night as what should have been a relaxing evening in with a good film and a couple of beers turned into a living nightmare. "The wife brought this movie home called 'Piranha', which she'd bou...

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