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Funny story: Manchester United and Liverpool squads for Saturday's game

Manchester United and Liverpool squads for Saturday's game

Here is the Man United squad for Saturday's match: Edwiny van der Sarsy Gary Nevillesy Patricey Evrasy Oweny Hargreavesy Rioey Ferdinandsy Wessy Brownsy Cristiany Ronaldosy Andersonsy Dimitary Berbatovsy Wayney Rooneysy Ryany Giggsy Benny Fostersy Parky Ji-Sungsy Pauly Scholesy Mikey Carricksy Manager: Alexy Fergsy And the Liverpool one: Diegy Cavaliersy Andry Dossenas...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard To Go Back To School Over Bad Grammar

Steven Gerrard To Go Back To School Over Bad Grammar

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, the man who, according to Zinedine Zidane, is "the best and most exciting player in the world at the moment", has come in for strong criticism over his incorrect use of the English language, and is to go back to scho...

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Funny story: Are Manchester United In Meltdown Mode?

Are Manchester United In Meltdown Mode?

Following Manchester United's second defeat in a week, and Liverpool's triumphant resurgence, scoring four against Real Madrid, four at Old Trafford against United, and five at Anfield against Aston Villa, pundits have been asking the question: Ar...

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Funny story: Manchester United boss hands trophy to Liverpool's Rafa Benitez

Manchester United boss hands trophy to Liverpool's Rafa Benitez

Manchester United Boss, Sir Alex of Ferguson, literally handed the Premiership trophy over to Liverpool head-honcho Rafael Benitez today in what was said by some to be "confusing". United were said to be cruising to yet another title before Liverp...

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Funny story: Manchester United Helpline Number

Manchester United Helpline Number

After Saturday's humiliation at the hands of their arch-rivals and fellow title contenders Liverpool, bosses at Old Trafford have acted swiftly to support grieving Manchester United fans as they struggle to come to terms with United's most embarrassi...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney In Call For Ferguson Sacking

Wayne Rooney In Call For Ferguson Sacking

Manchester United 1 Liverpool 4 - Wayne Rooney, the outspoken Manchester United and England striker, caused more controversy last night when, after his team's crushing defeat to arch-rivals Liverpool, he is rumoured to have called for the sacking of...

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Funny story: Manchester United Supporting Spoofer Admits To Contemplating Suicide Following Old Trafford Scouse Debacle

Manchester United Supporting Spoofer Admits To Contemplating Suicide Following Old Trafford Scouse Debacle

"It is true. I momentarily considered suicide as I heard the latest on the match while I was at work," admitted the mediocre TheSpoof.com writer with one high ranking story to his credit. The spoof writer's dismay came from the utterly humiliating...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans To Welcome Liverpool With Polite Applause

Manchester United Fans To Welcome Liverpool With Polite Applause

At a hastily arranged press conference at a Manchester Hotel, Manchester United supporter, Lance Boyle told us that there would be no repeat of the fan behaviour which has previously marred (or spiced up, depending on your point of view) previous enc...

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Funny story: Manchester United No Chance Of Clean Sweep

Manchester United No Chance Of Clean Sweep

Staunch Liverpool supporter, Mickey MacWhack, this morning stood on an orange box outside Lime Sreet Station and told fellow scousers not to worry, because hated rivals Manchester United had no chance of making a clean sweep of trophies (a possible s...

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Funny story: Liverpool RedMen subject of new DIC takeover bid.

Liverpool RedMen subject of new DIC takeover bid.

The famous US scouse soccer team the Liverpool Redmen look like changing hands again as it is rumoured Middle Eastern investors Dubai International Capital (DIC) are looking at launching their tenth bid to buy the American club. Chad Arlington the...

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Funny story: Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Lisbon, (Lisboa) Portugal. Today - Liverpool FC were today rocked by the double whammy of being smacked down in the Premiership by lowly Middlesbrough and battered in the 'Footy Anthem Of The Decade' contest here in Lisbon. The Liverpool entry, 'Y...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC Told 'It's Over' By Roy Orbison

Liverpool FC Told 'It's Over' By Roy Orbison

Liverpool FC's Premiership challenge today became almost irreversibly derailed following a shambolic performance at the Riverside this afternoon as they crashed to ignominious defeat to hard working Middlesbrough. Boro fan, Roy Orbison told us:...

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Funny story: Gerrard Could Be Out For Weeks - Liverpool Fans Panic

Gerrard Could Be Out For Weeks - Liverpool Fans Panic

There was much dismay around the Anfield Road Stadium today as the full implications of Liverpool Reds star utility player and MVP Steven Gerrard's hamstring injury became apparent. Club physician Dr Lingerie De'Ath stated that the injury, which r...

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Funny story: Everton v. Liverpool FA Cuptie To Go To Penalty Shoot-Out, After Doubt Cast On 'Goal'

Everton v. Liverpool FA Cuptie To Go To Penalty Shoot-Out, After Doubt Cast On 'Goal'

An emergency meeting of the FA at Lancaster Gate today, has decided that the FA Cup fourth round replay between Everton and Liverpool, should be taken to an extraordinary penalty shoot-out after severe doubt was cast on Everton's 'goal'. Viewers w...

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Funny story: Liverpool to sell Gerrad - After angry bust up with Benitez

Liverpool to sell Gerrad - After angry bust up with Benitez

A furious Rafael Benitez has lashed out against his own captain Steven Gerrard after the pair clashed earlier today. As news filtered out that Gerrad will be out of action for three weeks with damaged hamstrings, the Liverpool boss lost his cool.

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Funny story: Robbie Keane Made Captain Of Sinking Ship

Robbie Keane Made Captain Of Sinking Ship

Robbie Keane, the ex-Liverpool 'subs-bench warmer', who was transferred back to Tottenham Hotspur yesterday, has been handed the captain's armband on his first day back at the ship, and told that the safety and survival of the crew and passengers is...

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Funny story: FA To Legalise Bosingwa Challenge

FA To Legalise Bosingwa Challenge

The Football Association has acted swiftly and decisively to quell a brewing riot over a challenge made by Chelsea star Jose Bosingwa in Sunday's Premiership battle at Anfield. Bosingwa nade the challenge on Liverpool's Yossi Benayoun which would...

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