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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her

Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation. LiLo told the ex-pitcher known as...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Claims Paris Innocent

Lindsay Lohan Claims Paris Innocent

Lindsay Lohan came to the defense of fellow troubled celebrity Paris Hilton by backing up Hilton's statement Paris was carrying someone else's purse when a bag of cocaine fell out of it. "I swear on my 12-step rehab pamphlet that I saw someone s...

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Funny story: Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Lin...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Has Fallen In Love With Her "Machete" Co-Star Danny Trejo

Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Has Fallen In Love With Her "Machete" Co-Star Danny Trejo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan was sitting in her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills talking about the fantastic time she had filming the superhero satire/parody Machete. She said that it was great to get to work with such established and well-r...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Appears In "Machete" And Steals The Movie With Her Nude Scenes

Lindsay Lohan Appears In "Machete" And Steals The Movie With Her Nude Scenes

HOLLYWOOD - After what seemed like a long, long time Lindsay Lohan has finally made a motion picture. She starred with the movie's superhero Danny Trejo, along with Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Clor...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis and Lindsay Lohan Link Up for Remake of "Deep Throat!"

Man With World's Largest Penis and Lindsay Lohan Link Up for Remake of "Deep Throat!"

Hollywood's Out of Control Wild Child Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab, confesses she's ready to calm down and prepare for her newest X rated movie role with shooting ready to kick off early in November. Lohan says she has finally confronted he...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton asks Lindsay Lohan for Tips on "Slammer Time"

Paris Hilton asks Lindsay Lohan for Tips on "Slammer Time"

In anticipation for an upcoming conviction on possession of Cocaine, Paris Hilton has reportedly asked Lindsay Lohan for tips on how to properly prepare herself for time in the slammer. Though details of the actual conversation were sketchy, Ainsl...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

Arrested for the umpteenth time, Paris Hilton told police that she believed that Miley Cyrus put the stuff in her purse. "Or it was that Lohan woman. We all got called in for that fake clinic mess and I set my purse down and those two came in. I t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel. She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament. Last year LiL...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Britney, Lohan, Megan Fox Among Victims Of Fake Clinic

Miley Cyrus, Britney, Lohan, Megan Fox Among Victims Of Fake Clinic

A fake clinic just outside Los Angeles has been raided by the sheriff's department and five people taken in for questioning. Yes, these are the same crooks that set up the fake boutique in New York before, but they were already out of jail for that...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Released Into the Wild

Lindsay Lohan Released Into the Wild

LOS ANGELES, CA - After what seemed like forever, Lindsay Lohan was released into the wild from her court-mandated rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles yesterday. Lindsay was like ordered by Judge Marsha Revel to serve 90 days in r...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested 45 Seconds After Release From Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Arrested 45 Seconds After Release From Rehab

Surprising absolutely no one, red-headed skank-pad Linsday Lohan was arrested less than a minute after being released from Rehab. "Lindsay Lohan had been released from the Neuropsychiatric Hospital," said an LAPD spokesperson. "And just seconds af...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with The Gladiator Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on Martello Pellagrini's film The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell. The movie will star Samantha Ronso...

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Funny story: Lohan & Kardashian sisters fight over their Hairless Pussies. Kourtney says hers is 'soft as silk and needs no moisturizers'. LiLo says 'Not - its like stroking a sandbox'

Lohan & Kardashian sisters fight over their Hairless Pussies. Kourtney says hers is 'soft as silk and needs no moisturizers'. LiLo says 'Not - its like stroking a sandbox'

It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarcera...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Sues Jail For Millions Over Abuse!

Lindsay Lohan Sues Jail For Millions Over Abuse!

An attorney for Lindsay Lohan says that his client has launched a lawsuit against the Los Angeles correctional facility where she served some time recently. Lindsay claims that she had no privacy, even to go to the bathroom. Attorney Samuel Liv...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...

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