WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has invited Hollywood celebs Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to visit him and his wife, the "First Mama" at the White House. The president said that he is really concerned with the way things ha...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation. LiLo told the ex-pitcher known as...
Lindsay Lohan came to the defense of fellow troubled celebrity Paris Hilton by backing up Hilton's statement Paris was carrying someone else's purse when a bag of cocaine fell out of it. "I swear on my 12-step rehab pamphlet that I saw someone s...
HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Lin...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan was sitting in her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills talking about the fantastic time she had filming the superhero satire/parody Machete. She said that it was great to get to work with such established and well-r...
HOLLYWOOD - After what seemed like a long, long time Lindsay Lohan has finally made a motion picture. She starred with the movie's superhero Danny Trejo, along with Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Clor...
Hollywood's Out of Control Wild Child Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab, confesses she's ready to calm down and prepare for her newest X rated movie role with shooting ready to kick off early in November. Lohan says she has finally confronted he...
In anticipation for an upcoming conviction on possession of Cocaine, Paris Hilton has reportedly asked Lindsay Lohan for tips on how to properly prepare herself for time in the slammer. Though details of the actual conversation were sketchy, Ainsl...
Arrested for the umpteenth time, Paris Hilton told police that she believed that Miley Cyrus put the stuff in her purse. "Or it was that Lohan woman. We all got called in for that fake clinic mess and I set my purse down and those two came in. I t...
LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel. She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament. Last year LiL...
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...
A fake clinic just outside Los Angeles has been raided by the sheriff's department and five people taken in for questioning. Yes, these are the same crooks that set up the fake boutique in New York before, but they were already out of jail for that...
LOS ANGELES, CA - After what seemed like forever, Lindsay Lohan was released into the wild from her court-mandated rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles yesterday. Lindsay was like ordered by Judge Marsha Revel to serve 90 days in r...
Surprising absolutely no one, red-headed skank-pad Linsday Lohan was arrested less than a minute after being released from Rehab. "Lindsay Lohan had been released from the Neuropsychiatric Hospital," said an LAPD spokesperson. "And just seconds af...
HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with The Gladiator Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on Martello Pellagrini's film The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell. The movie will star Samantha Ronso...
It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarcera...
An attorney for Lindsay Lohan says that his client has launched a lawsuit against the Los Angeles correctional facility where she served some time recently. Lindsay claims that she had no privacy, even to go to the bathroom. Attorney Samuel Liv...
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