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Funny story: Armed Forces Privatised - Wellington Gets the Boot

Armed Forces Privatised - Wellington Gets the Boot

ROYAL AIR FORCE PRIVATISATION PLANS - Should New Labour win the forthcoming General Election they plan on privatising the RAF and the possible sub-contracting the Army to Group 4 has been discussed . This would leave only the Royal Navy in sta...

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Funny story: Blair's Secret Election Strategy Unveiled

Blair's Secret Election Strategy Unveiled

Details of a top secret strategy to guarantee a Labour election victory by Mr Blair and his colleagues at number ten have been leaked onto the internet today.

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Funny story: Labour Election - Prescott fights to give ID for Pies

Labour Election - Prescott fights to give ID for Pies

In a blow to the Labour party election campaign, John Prescott today vowed to force through legislation which would assign unique ID cards in the UK for all pies.

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Funny story: Charles Kennedy Announces Election Win

Charles Kennedy Announces Election Win

LONDON - An exuberant Charles Kennedy has announced that his party has won the 2005 General Election without a vote being cast. The leaders of the two main parties, New Labour and Old Conservative, have allegedly called him in the night and said that...

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Funny story: Monarchical Manifesto

Monarchical Manifesto

Labour Party HQ: The Right Honourable Member for Washington DC Tony Blair has launched Labour's election manifesto guaranteeing a "radical acceleration of the changes" made by New Labour since they crawled out from under their stone an...

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Funny story: New Labour Reloaded

New Labour Reloaded

After a number of false starts, and in order to be in "fighting shape" for the real contest that will take place on May 5, New Labour is understood to have patched up all of its remaining internal divisions. Refreshingly, it now seems c...

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Funny story: Scottish G8 Update

Scottish G8 Update

Live from Scotland, where the Labour Party have been in power longer than any other political party on earth.

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Funny story: Labour to give Dead the vote

Labour to give Dead the vote

With just weeks to go to the General Election, Labour have announced plans to give the recently deceased a chance to vote.

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Funny story: Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto

Labour General Election 2005 Manifesto

Government In the first week following election, the Labour Party will pass laws making it illegal in all future elections to vote for any party other than Labour.

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Funny story: Michael Howard's Dissapointment

Michael Howard's Dissapointment

Labour Shadow Home Secretary in-waiting Michael Howard has described his dissapointment in not recieving a mandate from the pricipal deity Tony Blair to become the new home secretary as "most unfortunate"...

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Funny story: David And Go-lieth

David And Go-lieth

Visually challenged Home Secretary David Blunkett this week stands accused of pulling the wool over the eyes of the electorate, while the labour government coincidentally announces plans for the introduction of mandatory ID cards for all British citi...

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Funny story: NRA's British Branch

NRA's British Branch

New Labour are to introduce a National Rifle Association into Britain. Home Secretary David Blunkett explained. "We believe that the path that we have taken lends itself to an NRA. Let us take a look at the overall picture".

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Funny story: Blair's Babes say ‘Baby please don't go'

Blair's Babes say ‘Baby please don't go'

Tony Blair's fanatical female following within the Labour Party is begging him to stay on as leader.

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Funny story: Labour Party reveals a higher calling

Labour Party reveals a higher calling

The Government is attempting to outlaw religious hatred in the UK by making the Labour Party the country's only legal faith.

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Funny story: John Prescott visits USA & hits Colin Powell

John Prescott visits USA & hits Colin Powell

British Deputy Prime Minister John 'Jabba the Hut' Prescott continued is world tour in a bid to gain friends in governments around the world for the Labour Party to impress voters back in the UK for upcoming elections, unfortunately, he came to blows...

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Funny story: Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.

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Funny story: Channel 4 News Jon Snow Surrenders.

Channel 4 News Jon Snow Surrenders.

Channel 4 News head anchor man Jon Snow allegedly surrendered yesterday, to claims that both himself and Channel 4 news are so Anti-American and Anti-Labour that they are finding it almost impossible to avoid exploiting the medium that they have the...

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