In a blow to the Labour party election campaign, John Prescott today vowed to force through legislation which would assign unique ID cards in the UK for all pies.
LONDON - An exuberant Charles Kennedy has announced that his party has won the 2005 General Election without a vote being cast. The leaders of the two main parties, New Labour and Old Conservative, have allegedly called him in the night and said that...
Labour Party HQ: The Right Honourable Member for Washington DC Tony Blair has launched Labour's election manifesto guaranteeing a "radical acceleration of the changes" made by New Labour since they crawled out from under their stone an...
After a number of false starts, and in order to be in "fighting shape" for the real contest that will take place on May 5, New Labour is understood to have patched up all of its remaining internal divisions. Refreshingly, it now seems c...
Live from Scotland, where the Labour Party have been in power longer than any other political party on earth.
With just weeks to go to the General Election, Labour have announced plans to give the recently deceased a chance to vote.
Government In the first week following election, the Labour Party will pass laws making it illegal in all future elections to vote for any party other than Labour.
Labour Shadow Home Secretary in-waiting Michael Howard has described his dissapointment in not recieving a mandate from the pricipal deity Tony Blair to become the new home secretary as "most unfortunate"...
Visually challenged Home Secretary David Blunkett this week stands accused of pulling the wool over the eyes of the electorate, while the labour government coincidentally announces plans for the introduction of mandatory ID cards for all British citi...
New Labour are to introduce a National Rifle Association into Britain. Home Secretary David Blunkett explained. "We believe that the path that we have taken lends itself to an NRA. Let us take a look at the overall picture".
Tony Blair's fanatical female following within the Labour Party is begging him to stay on as leader.
The Government is attempting to outlaw religious hatred in the UK by making the Labour Party the country's only legal faith.
British Deputy Prime Minister John 'Jabba the Hut' Prescott continued is world tour in a bid to gain friends in governments around the world for the Labour Party to impress voters back in the UK for upcoming elections, unfortunately, he came to blows...
John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.
Channel 4 News head anchor man Jon Snow allegedly surrendered yesterday, to claims that both himself and Channel 4 news are so Anti-American and Anti-Labour that they are finding it almost impossible to avoid exploiting the medium that they have the...
In a shock secret interview with a top cabinet minister, it has been revealed that Piers Morgan, apparently 39, is to join the Labour Party in a bid to undermine the Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Former Labour MP turned television presenter turned Arab basher turned Euro candidate, Robert Kilroy-Silk has said that Britain should leave Europe before it sinks into the sea under the weight of immigrant Arabs.
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