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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step. "Rob is easy going and naturally...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in London taking in the sights. London native Pattinson was showing Kristen Big Ben, the clock tower, not 6 foot 11, Ben Clutterbuck who used to be the goalie for Chelsea. Kris who is not exactly...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Often Go Out Together In Disguise

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Often Go Out Together In Disguise

Hollywood's Twilight superstars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart today revealed that they often go out together in disguise, so as to escape unwanted attention from fans and critics both. These days the couple have gotten the disguising thing...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Marriage? Ask "Werewolf" Chaske Spencer

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Marriage? Ask "Werewolf" Chaske Spencer

Actor Chaske of the Twilight series is a rare one. He doesn't mind talking to the press and will usually stop for a few words even if the questions are about his fellow actors instead of himself. "Yeah, most questions I get are about Robert &...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Refuse To Appear In Any More Pointless News Items

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Refuse To Appear In Any More Pointless News Items

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have announced that they will no longer be appearing in pointless news items, misleading stories, and insubstantial fabrications - as of now. "It's all gotten to be a little too much," Kristen to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were invited to an Irish Bar

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were invited to an Irish Bar

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were invited by a friend to an Irish Bar in New York for St Patricks Day. While they were there they met an Irishman called Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly. "I know your face from somewhere,I am su...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ask Eddie The Eagle to cross the Channel on water skies

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ask Eddie The Eagle to cross the Channel on water skies

After watching Christine Bleakley the One Show presenter cross the English Channel on water skies,Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart have been discussing who could do it better. Pattinson reckons that Eddie the Eagle former winter Olympic ski...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart - Dakota Fanning - Hardcore Scene - Hands Off!

Kristen Stewart - Dakota Fanning - Hardcore Scene - Hands Off!

Twilight star Kristen Stewart was told in no uncertain terms to keep her hands off Dakota Fanning as the two filmed a lesbian kissing scene from upcoming movie 'The Runaways' In the movie, Stewart plays real life rocker Joan Jett and Fanning plays...

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Funny story: Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

The internet release of the trailer for the third instalment in the Twilight series, Eclipse had technicians the world over working flat out to sustain internet services as an estimated 11 billion people tuned in to see where Rob Patz, K Stew, Tay La...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack

Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack

Actress Kristen Stewart says that between the two of them, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner will be the death of her. "I want the guys to know that I can 'take it' and that I appreciate jokes and having fun but between the Twilight movies and t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been following the stories on the television and the internet about Planet X or Nibiru. Pattinson says that he checks up on a daily basis on any new stories on Planet X as he is fascinated with the subject.

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Funny story: New Moon Love Triangle Moves From The Screen To Real-Life

New Moon Love Triangle Moves From The Screen To Real-Life

Kristen Stewart set tongues wagging at the Oscars the other night, and not for the right reasons. I was instantly enchanted by her and her amazing dress but our attention was quickly monopolized by the absence of boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Instead...

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Funny story: Now Kristen Stewart Buys A Mountain Bike!

Now Kristen Stewart Buys A Mountain Bike!

It seems like it's mountain bike madness in Hollywood right now! First Miley Cyrus took up mountain biking, then she fell off her bike, but fortunately escaped injury by the skin of her teeth, and now Kristen Stewart has bought a mountain bike! Wh...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart speak out about number of Spoof Stories about them on the internet.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart speak out about number of Spoof Stories about them on the internet.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been speaking out about the number of poofs on the internet, sorry that should have been Spoofs. Pattinson speaking from Kent in England from the film set of his latest Movie BEL AMI, Pattinson said "Kri...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson 'Fled' USA To Arrange Blackpool Wedding

Robert Pattinson 'Fled' USA To Arrange Blackpool Wedding

According to our sources, reports of Robert Pattinson fleeing the USA after some terrible row with love interest Kristen Stewart are terribly misguided. We were told that Rob was in a hurry to depart the USA simply because he was hurrying to Black...

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Funny story: Pattinson And Stewart To Star In Another Pointless Remake

Pattinson And Stewart To Star In Another Pointless Remake

Forget Brangelina, Hollywood's new kids on the block Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been earmarked by Janus Film Productions Inc to star in yet another pointless remake. Janus Films is hoping to start production of a pointless remake of...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Our Fylde Coast correspondent Duncan Whitebait has just informed us that Hollywood teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to tie the knot in Blackpool. According to Duncan, the Twilight star once holidayed in Blackpool as a child...

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