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Funny story: Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...

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Funny story: Madonna Gandhi visits Calcutta

Madonna Gandhi visits Calcutta

The guru of pop, Madonna Krishnouise Gandhi, today visited Calcutta in India, to give hope to the thousands of children living on the streets there. 'Children of Calcutta', she announced, 'celebrate! I took a holiday from adopting African childre...

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Funny story: Filthy Rich Children Taught Empathy

Filthy Rich Children Taught Empathy

An educational trend has taken hold in obscenely rich school districts around the US. As millions of bailout dollars flood these already opulent school systems, instructional leaders have been desperately searching for a way to spend the dollars.

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Funny story: NY cops find children of the sewer

NY cops find children of the sewer

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Detective Urdtien Atereien reports that NY cops arrested a crap load of more than 100 sewer children today. The kids are from 13 to 20 years old. They turned up when cops investigated reports of children biting the butts of peopl...

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Funny story: Strip Searches of 13 year olds Incorporated in No Child Left Behind

Strip Searches of 13 year olds Incorporated in No Child Left Behind

In the final days of the Bush- Whips-Cheney administration, a school regulation allowing the strip search of 13 year olds was wriiten into the NCLB law. Administration lawyers just before they would be unemployed and looking for jobs as deplorers of...

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Funny story: Toddler Tethered To Hydrant Outside Petsmart

Toddler Tethered To Hydrant Outside Petsmart

Elliot Myerson, age 3, was found tethered to a fire hydrant outside a local Petsmart store yesterday afternoon while his mother shopped inside with the family dog. The device keeping Elliot at bay from his mother was a child harness that wrap...

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Funny story: Palestine Children Act in Bid for Statehood

Palestine Children Act in Bid for Statehood

The Gaza Strip-Palestinian school children have been busy of late selecting state symbols,voting on a state moto and chosing a state song, for what they hope will soon be a new Palestinian state. "We are so very proud of our children who are under...

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Funny story: 'I'm only 14', Barack Obama admits

'I'm only 14', Barack Obama admits

The new American President, Barack Obama, today admitted that he wasn't an adult, but was actually a 14 year-old boy. 'Yes sir, it's true', he said, 'I managed to keep the adult act up for two years, but now I'm elected I've had to go back to bein...

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Funny story: ADHD condition cured for British children

ADHD condition cured for British children

Children with severe ADHD have been cured in the world's first successful treatment for the potentially irritating disorder, doctors have announced. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and attention deficit disorder (ADD) refer to a ra...

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Funny story: Scientists reveal that children are not in fact the future

Scientists reveal that children are not in fact the future

Contrary to long held popular belief it seems today that children are not the future. Man has longed to know the secrets of the future for as long as the idea of the future has existed. From Nostradamus to those ridiculous arseholes that essential...

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Funny story: Government: Children to be Banned

Government: Children to be Banned

Following yesterday's talks between Prime Mentalist Gordoom Brown and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday, the Government has announced planned new cooperative environmental and population legislation. Under the new laws, announced by the Governm...

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Funny story: New Security Fears for Children's Database

New Security Fears for Children's Database

An outcry has broken out over security of the latest Government database, which holds the records of 11 million children in the UK. The £224-million database, which stores the name, address, date of birth, parents details, GP and name of school fo...

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Funny story: Childcare "a woman's job"

Childcare "a woman's job"

Perceptions in the UK remain strong that childcare is the exclusive domain for women among both sexes. When questioned, parents would prefer that their nursery was staffed by women only, and were dubious and, in some cases, concerned, when told that...

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Funny story: Sudden Impact ruins children's dream

Sudden Impact ruins children's dream

For the past three years, more than 70 million tiny tots from every Kindergarden, Playgroup and nursery across the world have been busily involved in one of the planet's largest art projects, jointly sponsored by the United Nations Educational Scient...

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Funny story: What Love means to 4 - 8-year-olds

What Love means to 4 - 8-year-olds

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4- to 8-year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader...

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Funny story: Nigella's Kids are Fed Up

Nigella's Kids are Fed Up

It was revealed last night that the children of celebrity TV chef Nigella Lawson are fed up with their mother's cooking. Speaking on a rare interview on CBBC, Cosima Lawson (14) and Bruno (12) complained that life in the Lawson household was not like...

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Funny story: Alabama Sen. Shelby Starves Auto makers along with Women, Children and the Poor

Alabama Sen. Shelby Starves Auto makers along with Women, Children and the Poor

Alabama Senator Shelby is famous for his austere approach to goverment funding. So it was no surprise that the big three automakers didn't gain ayard against Republican Shelby's defense of the federal dollar. Shelby explained his frugal refusal t...

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