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Funny story: Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...

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Funny story: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life. Big Brother is watching All of us. Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Church of England authorities were in urgent talks with Buckingham Palace and Clarence House today following the shock announcement that April's royal wedding will be at Westminster Cathedral. The Archbishop of Canterbury and his aides have been p...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Orders Kate Middleton To Lose Four Pounds Or She Is Calling The Royal Wedding Off

Queen Elizabeth Orders Kate Middleton To Lose Four Pounds Or She Is Calling The Royal Wedding Off

LONDON - With the Royal Wedding date fast approaching Queen Elizabeth is really starting to show her royal majestic claws so to speak. Tickety Boo News is reporting that her Highness was recently sitting in one of the many 'sitting rooms' located...

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Funny story: Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign gathers momentum

Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign gathers momentum

London - Royal humbug refuseniks have organised themselves into a Fuck The Royal Wedding! group in a bid to disrupt obsequious Kate & William nuptials sycophancy. T-shirts, posters, stickers and i-Phone Apps are being churned out to cater to t...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton comes out of the closet

Kate Middleton comes out of the closet

Royal Wedding watchers, Prince William and even Her Royal Highness Majesty Ma'am the Queen were delighted to hear that the soon to be royal addition to the family, Kate Middleton, has come out of the closet. The Duke of Edinburgh, never one to hid...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton, lovely wife-to-be of Prince Harry's older brother William, has spent the last few months choosing flowers and clothes for her impending wedding day. But this week she had perhaps the most difficult decision to make of her life, which...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Shocker: She Confides To A Close Friend That She Is Now Having Second Thoughts About The Royal Wedding

Kate Middleton Shocker: She Confides To A Close Friend That She Is Now Having Second Thoughts About The Royal Wedding

LONDON - In a stunningly unbelievable revelation that could possibly have world wide repercussions Kate Middleton, the fiancee of Prince William has confided to an extremely close friend that she is beginning to have second thoughts about getting mar...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton astounds crowds in Ireland

Kate Middleton astounds crowds in Ireland

Yes, bride-to-be Kate is extremely multi-talented. She wowed crowds in Ireland recently by flipping a pancake. She is also able to walk and chew gum at the same time whilst sending text messages. Amazing! My source told me that Kate has also bee...

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Funny story: Astrologer Charts Optimum Time and Date for Royal Couple to Wed

Astrologer Charts Optimum Time and Date for Royal Couple to Wed

Famous international astrologer, Morning Starshine claims that she recently created a love chart for Kate Middleton and Prince William to determine just how successful their marriage will be if they marry as planned on Friday, April 29, 2011. Acc...

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Funny story: Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding. Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as...

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Funny story: McQueen to design dress for Royal Wedding

McQueen to design dress for Royal Wedding

With news that John Galliano from Dior was unavailable for design work due to his references towards a Mr A Hitler, formerly of Austria (Mr Hitler and not Mr Galliano), the designer McQueen has come to the rescue to design the dress for the up and co...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Agrees To Be The Master of Ceremonies At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

Ricky Gervais Agrees To Be The Master of Ceremonies At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

LONDON - It is being reported in several England publications that the sharp-tongued comedian Ricky Gervais has agreed to be the master of ceremonies at the upcoming April 29th Royal Wedding Reception for Prince William and Kate Middleton. Gervais...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth has commissiond Subo Fanatics to make her 'gift' for Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth has commissiond Subo Fanatics to make her 'gift' for Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth has, apparently, contacted the American Subo Fanatics and has commissioned a 'very special' wedding gift to be hand-made for William and Kate. Queen Liz has been in touch the the head of the Quilters...yes...you read that correctly...

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Funny story: Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...

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Funny story: Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

BIRMINGHAM, England - Twenty-five-year-old football star Ashley Young has just received the thrill of his young life. He recently received a personal invitation from Queen Elizabeth II, to attend her grandson Prince William's wedding to Kate Middl...

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