WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it appears that the FOX News talking head, Megyn Kelly, AKA Blondie, may have stuck her size 9½ high heel in her pretty little mouth. Those comments came from Savannah Bamboo, a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color. Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the presi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has stated that President Obama was so impressed with the blonde Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that he has invited her and her husband to the White House for the Christmas holid...
Washington, DC Vice-President Joe Biden was chastised by fellow Democrats when he admitted that he goes to Canada for all of his prescriptions. He then went on to recommend that all Americans do this to save money. Mr. Biden further announced th...
LANDOVER, Maryland - FedEx Field was the scene of an Indian massacre as the Chiefs of Kansas City scalped the Redskins of Washington 45-10 in The Warpaint Bowl. The Chiefs are now 10-3 while the Redskins are the direct opposite 3-10. All throug...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models. H...
LOS ANGELES - It appears that with each new day, Justin Bieber learns that he has once again shot himself in the foot. Comedian Zydeco Dupree stated that the Biebs is going to run out of space on his feet if he keeps this rate up. Barbara Walte...
Someone in Washington has finally figured out exactly why the Obamacare telephone crashed for so many days. No one will say but look for the President to present this person with a great paying job in Washington or cozy overseas assignment during...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden after meeting with a select group of their closest advisers have made a decision regarding Sarah Palin. The president and vice-president are drafting up a presidential message which will...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...
NEW YORK CITY - A federal judge traveled to New York City to inform GOP pundit Ann Coulter that she is to report to a rehab clinic no later than December 1, 2013. Judge Rory Carsonbeck, 58, has taken the action due to the fact that Ann Coulter has...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in t...
The Reuters News Service has published the results of the voting on who (and what) wore the best costumes to the 2013 Halloween Ball at the White House. A hearty congratulations to all those who received a mention and a silver crucifix to Dick Cheney in the hope that he won't be disturbing us in our dreams anymore. George W. Bush- Came as a Court Jester. Nancy Pelosi- Came as Wonder Woman, a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that President Obama enjoys betting on sporting events. He has never tried to hide the fact that he'll bet thousands of dollars on professional football, baseball, and basketball games. He quips that he does not...
DOVER, Delaware - Vice-President Joe Biden proudly announced the opening of his brand new burger restaurant called Vice-President Biden's Burger Diner. The vice-president told Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine that he has dreamed about o...
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