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Funny story: Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sniffin’ Joe Biden has chosen the hairdo of Kamala “Breath” Harris to be the repository for his wayward snout, some pundits predict that, when he snuggles up behind her and buries his nose in her hair, she will go complete…

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Funny story: President Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting

President Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting

BOSTON – (Satire News) - Kamala Harris was in Boston to drum up support for the new Biden-Harris Democratic presidential ticket. She made it a point, as she does whenever she's in Boston, to have a clam chowder dinner. Kamala was asked by a rep…

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Funny story: Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Sources direct from the Biden-A-While Motel Chain have provided important documentation as the 2020 Presidential Election takes on more drama. With Mr. Biden's having selected Kamala Harris as VP, it is important the Public know what makes this du…

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Funny story: George W Endorses Kanye West

George W Endorses Kanye West

Former president George W Bush (“W”) has surprisingly endorsed Kanye West for president. In a lengthy interview, the 43rd president explained his logic. W, as he’s known, can be a bit long-winded, so we will begin with his thoughts on Biden and cov…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Day of the Jackal has anything been so wacko. With Sniffin’ Joe’s promise to nominate a woman of color for VP, Kamala Harris qualified by being semi-black and because she sits down to pee. But even that might be con…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made. Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but whe…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - Joe Biden told CBS News that he is extremely proud of his brand new running mate Kamala Harris. The veteran politician from California is really and truly liked, because unlike Trump, lying isn’t one of her necessa…

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Funny story: Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has a nice ring to it: “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of The Year”. For Nancy Poozleosi, this award has ended a frustrating period in her life. She had been flying under the radar for months, not saying much since her churlish…

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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends. The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very…

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Funny story: Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

The 2020 US presidential election campaign is shaping up to be a controversial affair with a potentially dramatic ending, after the results of the latest poll showed that the two protagonists, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, were neck-and-neck with hardl…

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Funny story: Say What You Will, No One Hates Jill

Say What You Will, No One Hates Jill

As we all know, Joe Biden will be selecting a running mate shortly, and one Democratic insider yesterday commented off the record: “I have no idea what Joe is thinking of with the possible running mates he’s considering. Everyone on the list has…

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Funny story: Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

After months of speculation, the Democratic nominee for President has selected current Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate. “While our nation is bitterly divided, the one thing we can all agree on is that Mike Pence has done a bang-up j…

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Funny story: NYT: “Biden’s Nose Better Able To Sniff Out Virus.”

NYT: “Biden’s Nose Better Able To Sniff Out Virus.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: A recent national poll taken by the NYT revealed that 90 percent of those responding said that Joe Biden was better equipped to sniff out the Coronavirus. In the semi-blind test, which was conducted by the Times, individuals we…

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Funny story: Kanye West Demands That People Stop Calling Him a Crybaby

Kanye West Demands That People Stop Calling Him a Crybaby

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – (Fake news story) Kanye West said he is disappointed in the American people. He pointed out that just because he is one of the most sensitive individuals in Tinsel Town, that does not mean that he is not qualified to be p…

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Funny story: Biden Blames Penis Pump For Cognitive Lapses

Biden Blames Penis Pump For Cognitive Lapses

BILLINGSGATE POST: At first, apologists for Joe Biden blamed his mental lapses for having inhaled while sniffing hairdos. Then there were those who blamed it on his age, saying that it’s not unusual for someone 77 years old to call a student a “lying…

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