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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Actually Spoof Writer Gnarly Erik

Sarah Palin Is Actually Spoof Writer Gnarly Erik

Republican nobody Sarah Palin isn't really a nobody at all, it has been revealed. For Sarah is, in real life, none other than the revered former writer from TheSpoof.com, Gnarly Erik! 'Erik', who wrote some 9081 stories for TheSpoof.com, before he...

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Funny story: Real John McCain Found Bound and Gagged in High Chancellor Cheney's Bunker!

Real John McCain Found Bound and Gagged in High Chancellor Cheney's Bunker!

Long time supporters of one time Maverick John McCain have been incredulous about his recent abandonment of the straight talk express for the kiss your ass local. McCain has been making all stops to venerate the lobbyists, intolerant religionists and...

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Funny story: McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

Days after announcing on 'The View' that Sara Palin was the "greatest vice presidential candidate in the history of the United States," John McCain further extolled his running mate by claiming she is also "the greatest mother in the history of the w...

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Funny story: McCain pregnant, none of our business

McCain pregnant, none of our business

John McCain, the Republican presidential nominee, shocked the political world by announcing today that he is 6 months pregnant. Senior aides have dismissed reporter's questions, calling the news a "private, family matter". A spokesman refused to...

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Funny story: Cindy Lou McCain's Cleft Interviewed on The View!

Cindy Lou McCain's Cleft Interviewed on The View!

Decked out in fire engine red pants suit and bleached blonde hair Beer Baronness Cindy Lou McCain's cleft gave a brilliant interview on the Morning TV show, The View. The much younger and much richer Cindy, the heiress for whom POW and politically am...

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Funny story: Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

"Matt Damon is voting for Matt Damon because Matt Damon knows who Matt Damon is." With those words, actor Matt Damon launched his presidential campaign. Damon, considered by many to be not only the world's finest actor, but also its greatest polit...

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Funny story: New Dirt In World's Longest Political Race

New Dirt In World's Longest Political Race

The 2008 Presidential campaign droned on today with more, yes more, shocking personal revelations and allegations. The Longest Presidential Election Ever, which began sometime in the early 21st century, is also The Most Annoying Presidential Campaig...

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Funny story: John McCain Volunteers to Undergo Waterboarding

John McCain Volunteers to Undergo Waterboarding

John McCain, who had been tortured while he was a prisoner of War, in Viet Nam, has long made opposition to Torture one of his signature issues. Now he has equivocated, and become a supporter of George Bush's policy of waterboarding and the torture -...

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Funny story: Obama Opposes Surge in the Polls for McCain & Palin: Says "All Surges are bad for the Democratic Party!"

Obama Opposes Surge in the Polls for McCain & Palin: Says "All Surges are bad for the Democratic Party!"

Washington DC: On Friday 12 September 2008 at exactly 3pm (eastern standard time) Barack Obama announced in a press conference at the Washington democratic headquarters that, "he would oppose any surge in the polls supporting Republican Presidential...

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Funny story: Obama Campaign Plans Tough Attack on McCain

Obama Campaign Plans Tough Attack on McCain

A source inside the Barack Obama presidential campaign indicated today that the Democratic candidate intends to strike back forcefully to counter the surge in popularity which Republican opponent John McCain has enjoyed since his selection of Alaska...

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Funny story: John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

(Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus' album "Breakout". And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating "if you want to see wha...

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Funny story: Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Sarah Palin, 'hot' VP canidate for the Republican Party, has secretly signed a one-year contract with the $1.7 billion bedding giant Sleepytime of Trinity, North Carolina. This action is perfectly legal according to Professor Jonas D. Trampolene,...

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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: McCain Betrayed Me

Michelle Bachmann: McCain Betrayed Me

Washington, D.C. - A clearly distraught Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) fought through tears at a hastily organized press conference announcing that she will not be supporting the McCain/Palin presidential ticket after being passed over for th...

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Funny story: Foreign View on McCain & Palin

Foreign View on McCain & Palin

The choice of Sarah Palin as a vice-presidential candidate of the United States of America has sent a message domestically and to foreign nations that Republicans will do anything to win. Despite the fact that she is yet to be interviewed, the McCain campaign is enjoying a slight lead in the polls since Palin joined the ticket. While it might be obvious to some Americans why McCain and Pal...

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Funny story: McCain Would Ban Computers, Bring Back Simple Hand Held Adding Machines

McCain Would Ban Computers, Bring Back Simple Hand Held Adding Machines

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Senator John McCain has vigorously defended his computer illiteracy, saying that when elected president he would banish "those new fangled computers and bring back simple hand held mechanical adding machines with the arithme...

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Funny story: McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...

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Funny story: Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet. "The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also...

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