Is Jesus coming back today (4/28/2009)? Those of us who are keeping track of the prophecies of the Mayans where it is said that the end of this age will end on Friday December 21, 2012. In the Book of Revelations there is a tribulations period of time that will last 7 years. This period of time is divided into two half's each 3 ½ years. The number 666 represents the Anti-Christ and on 4/28...
A contestant claiming to be Christ reincarnate, of the line of David, returned to redeem the chosen, appeared on Britain's Got Talent in Cardiff, Wales on Monday, but was rejected early into his act. The Son of God, dressed in magic act garb, perf...
Democracy has been indicted for the Crucifixion crime at Golgotha, a spokesman for the International Court of Justice at The Hague said. The trial will begin this summer at the Peace Palace. The question "Jesus or Barabbas?" is well-known as the q...
Jesus Christ has been give the job of saving Newcastle United from plunging into the pit of Hell (known as the Championship). In a shock move Newcastle owner Jack Pharisee said "We expect Jesus to be hailed when he arrives at St James' Park. The f...
Inspired by a Spoof writer's jibe about Barack Obama entering London on an ass, songwriters Andrew Lloyd-Webfoot and Tim Nice rewrote their famous 'Jesus Christ Superstar' song, and released it as a single. And here are the lyrics: 'VOICE OF JUDAS ISCARIOT Every time we look at you we don't understand Why you let the war you opposed get back out of hand You'd have managed better if your na...
Barack Obama came up with a dramatic entrance to London and the G-20 as he approached the British capital from Heathrow Airport bestriding a jackass. Some thought it was a reference to the emblem of Obama's own Democratic Party. Others saw a nod...
The fossilised remains of Jesus's penis have been examined by scientists at the University of Cock in Sweden. They claim that remnants of sheep stomach cells can clearly be found in the folds of his rather prodigious member. DNA testing proves that t...
Lenten Passion plays across the Christian world attract tourist and tourism's dollars, Euros and even Asian visitors with a yuan for crucifixions. Most of the dramatic reenactments of the final days of the Jesus myth, like the gospels, pays special a...
In a remarkable move by the Vatican, the Pope has recognised that Jesus (henceforth known as "human Jesus") may not be the only son of God. Recently released Vatican documents show that God may have sent Jesus-like figures to spread the word to other...
When even the Holy Family and God's Only Begotten Son are left with a 200.5 small k retirement fund, you've got to know the world and even the other worldly economy is in big trouble. The Virgin Mary had logically sunk a bundle of shekels into Vi...
Yale University, New Haven, Ct - (30 Pieces of Silver Mess): "And what's more He'd absolutely insist intellectual giants such as, er, myself! - employed as $5 million per annum JP Morgan Bank consultants - get their government-sponsored bail out bon...
The Queen of Pop, Madonna has recovered from her messy divorce with Guy Ritchie, and has started dating Jesus. "Madonna thinks that he walks on water," said her personal assistant Dionne Across. "I just hope she doesn't end up crucifying him, like...
Sensational news coming out of the White House claims that recent DNA tests on the Turin Shroud, and tiny bone fragments taken from the tomb of the prophet Mohammed have a 99.8% match. The ground breaking news concludes that Jesus Christ and Moham...
Following the creation by Pope Benedict 16th of a dedicated Aramaic translation team within the Vatican, a surprising biblical tale has been discovered. The story details that Jesus would on occasion invite a member of the poor or ill to partake i...
Eminently tolerant Barack Obama mystified his many liberal supporters by selecting neoconservative reverend rick warren to offer the opening invocation at the his inauguration. Warren's reputation is based on a pop religionist best seller and his wil...
"Jesus was an alien!" - How many times have you heard it said? Well, this time, at least, the story seems to have had an element of truth in it for once. Border guards at the US immigration and entry point were involved in a cat-and-mouse chase t...
FIFA world player of the year, Jesus Christ, today announced he was going to play for Manchester City. 'I'm going to play for Manchester City', he announced, 'here's Mark Hughes.' 'Blessed be the Brazilians, who believe in me', the City gaffer sai...
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