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Funny story: Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Superstar soccer player David Beckham, and wife Victoria were staying home today as Brit girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at LAX and headed for the Hollywood Hills ahead of their upcoming Hollywood Bowl gig. Manchester United, Real M...

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Funny story: Colin Farrell Shaves, Goes Unrecognized in Hollywood

Colin Farrell Shaves, Goes Unrecognized in Hollywood

Reportedly based on advice from his agent, international women's top ten favorite bad-boy, Colin Farrell has shaved his facial hair, trimmed back his hair style and even tweezed his eyebrows. The new look was designed to take Farrell away from pre...

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Funny story: Hollywood Undertaker Arrested For Attempting To Sell Dead Star DVD's

Hollywood Undertaker Arrested For Attempting To Sell Dead Star DVD's

Many Hollywood stars were stunned today as news appeared from several reliable sources that famous Undertaker To The Stars, Claude Dhirt, had been recording his work with deceased Stars for over 40 years, before retiring. Apparently, he even trie...

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Funny story: Stephen Fry Recovering In LA LA Land After Twitter Mauling

Stephen Fry Recovering In LA LA Land After Twitter Mauling

Renowned British actor, humorist, TV personality, and gay man's gay man, who once portrayed legendary Irish wit Oscar Wilde, and who almost single handedly made Twitter popular with his humorous meanderings on many blogs was today recovering in Los A...

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Funny story: Its just another day in Hollywood

Its just another day in Hollywood

Hollywood, Wednesday. A spokesperson for a spokesperson acting on behalf of a spokesperson who speaks for a spokesperson for Lady Ga Ga, has revealed that nothing happened at 2.00am on Tuesday morning. Amid speculation and scuttle-butt, not to me...

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Funny story: Rising Ocean Levels Tied to Redbox Growth

Rising Ocean Levels Tied to Redbox Growth

Scientists have known for the past few years that ocean levels on the Atlantic seaboard are rising at rates unseen during the past two millennia. Until last week, however, scientists were unable to pin this alarming phenomenon on any one causative fa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Portray Jaycee Lee Dugard In Hollywood Blockbuster

Lindsay Lohan To Portray Jaycee Lee Dugard In Hollywood Blockbuster

Frantic meetings have been taking place here in Hollywood in the wake of the Jaycee Lee Dugard case. Studio heads have decided to fully exploit the bizarre kidnap case with the aim of a quick turnaround on movie production and release while the story...

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Funny story: Hollywood's Aging Stars Turn into Salespersons

Hollywood's Aging Stars Turn into Salespersons

Hollywood CA: The intensity of celestial stars fades over the millennia before they go super nova and explode. A similar situation occurs to Hollywood stars, as they age and must seek other employment by migrating to Madison Avenue. Jessica Simps...

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Funny story: Angelina And Brad Screw In Trees Using Tadpoles For Lube

Angelina And Brad Screw In Trees Using Tadpoles For Lube

In a cringemaking interview, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have issued lurid details about their sex lives. "The last time we did it" says Brad, "I sprained my left elbow getting out of the stirrup". Angelina laughs delicately at this and comments...

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Funny story: Hollywood Goes Ballistic!

Hollywood Goes Ballistic!

The usually crazy, unpredictable city Of Hollywood Ca last night went absolutely ballistic amid meltdown degree announcements of rumour and gossip. Teen queen Amanda Dependon, 18 year old star of Doesn't Productions top rated kiddie extravaganza '...

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Funny story: Vampires Union Protests Recent Hollywood Portrayals For "Douche Bias"

Vampires Union Protests Recent Hollywood Portrayals For "Douche Bias"

With the runaway success at both the box office and bookshelves of the "Twilight" series and the critical buzz surrounding HBO's TV series "True Blood," vampires are enjoying a new heyday in Hollywood not seen since a run of vampire films in the 1970...

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Funny story: Elvis to Return in 2018

Elvis to Return in 2018

HOLLYWOOD, (AP) - December 3, 2018. That's the date. In a stunning development coming from the world of entertainment, American singer, Elvis Presley, has been given special permission to make an exclusive return. The return date will be most fitting...

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Funny story: Ronaldo In My House In Hollywood In Paris

Ronaldo In My House In Hollywood In Paris

£80 million Real Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his lucrative move to the Spanish giants by going out on the lash in Hollywood. Ronaldo was seen and snapped by photographers in My House nightclub in Hollywood knocking back the dri...

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Funny story: Uma Thurman Arrested

Uma Thurman Arrested

Hollywood star Uma Thurman has been arrested on suspicion of murder, according to police reports today. The actress, star of 'Pulp Fiction', was detained this afternoon at Phuket International Airport in Thailand, as she attempted to board a fligh...

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Funny story: New Robin Hood film opens

New Robin Hood film opens

Now that Americans own the British film industry, their latest version of 'Robin Hood' opened today with a slightly different perspective from previous movies about the legendary outlaw, and here is a clip from the new version: [Scene:suburb of Nottingham] [In England] [Go to France, then turn left] Robin Hood (played by Hugh Grant): 'What ho, Marian, more bloomin' bills again! I've had en...

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Funny story: Sexy Starlets Turn to Lard

Sexy Starlets Turn to Lard

Hollywood - Lard injections and lard implants are the latest plastic surgery procedures to become popular in the city of the forever young. "Lard has unfairly been neglected as a natural beauty agent" says leading plastic surgeon Dr. Victor Nicho...

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Funny story: George Harrison Gets Star In Hollywood

George Harrison Gets Star In Hollywood

Hundreds of fans and friends including Paul McCartney have turned out to see a posthumous star for George Harrison unveiled on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. "Looks like they could have given him a regular star", stated one fan. "I mean, why rub it i...

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