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Funny story: Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

BILLINGSGATE POST: A mere coincidence. I think not. On "Face the Nation" Sunday, John Dickerson asked Hillary Clinton about the coughing spasm she had in the last debate with Bernie Sanders. Hillary responded by saying, "John, I would rather not t...

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Funny story: It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Bernie Sanders Have Food Fight

Hillary Clinton And Bernie Sanders Have Food Fight

Things got out of hand when Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders debated in front of the Black Rights Now activist group yesterday. Both claimed to have past records that proved they could relate to minority interests, despite being Caucasian. "I...

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Funny story: Hillary Wins Nevada As Cross-Crotched Ambiverts Storm Caucus Toilets

Hillary Wins Nevada As Cross-Crotched Ambiverts Storm Caucus Toilets

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning upset that has set the world of pollsters and clairvoyants into hexagonal delusions and declining respect for their craft, Hillary Clinton, once again, scored a victory in Nevada by stitching together an unholy allia...

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Funny story: Pope: Ted Cruz Authorized To Perform Exorcisms

Pope: Ted Cruz Authorized To Perform Exorcisms

Senator Ted Cruz has mockingly been called The Executor, The Inquisitor, as well as The Prosecutor, but Pope Francis revealed that one of Cruz's true titles may be Exorcist - or maybe The Exorcisor in keeping with the spirit of his past nicknames.

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Funny story: Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster

Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster

BILLINGSGATE POST: As each of the competitors for best in show at the 140th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show on Tuesday night approached the judge, he told them he would like to hear them bark. He listened to each of the dogs, cupping his right ear...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton

Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton

Though neither are even close to wrapping up their party's nomination, Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz will appear together in an unprecedented event: Hillary will make her case for another Clinton Presidency while Ted Cruz will attempt to exorcise the...

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Funny story: Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...

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Funny story: Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: "As part of ACME Corporation, the greatest military-industrial complex the world has ever known, I, Wile E Coyote, hereby announce my enthusiastic endorsement for Hillary Rodham Clinton." "Although she was thoroughly schlonged...

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Funny story: Recent national study discovers surprising views on Bernie Sanders

Recent national study discovers surprising views on Bernie Sanders

A recent study conducted by PEW Research Center in Washington, D.C was made available to the public this past Monday. The aims of the study were to further understand the common political beliefs among the American public today. The think tank's thre...

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Funny story: FBI Pissed Off: Hillary Tells Them "Huma Weiner"

FBI Pissed Off: Hillary Tells Them "Huma Weiner"

BILLINGSGATE POST: You can't make this up. Or maybe you can. By now everyone knows that the FBI is investigating Hillary Clinton's use of a personal server to handle her email account while acting as Secretary of State. Although she has consistent...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton announced she's picking Joe Biden as her Vice President running mate. Naturally, Bernie Sanders is shouting foul, as he defended her on her emails and using the bathroom during the last debate. "Thanks, but you're not getting the...

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Funny story: Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton had affairs with "thousands of women." So said Linda Tripp in a rare interview on "Aaron Klein Investigative Radio". Tripp was a pivotal figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal and worked in the West Wing of the White...

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Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...

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Funny story: Hillary Vows to Come After Jihadi Donald with her UFO Fleet

Hillary Vows to Come After Jihadi Donald with her UFO Fleet

Jihadi Donald has done it again! This time he's sent his minions to spread rumors about Hillary and Obama creating ISIS. Facepalm! Is he really that desperate? Granted. It's pretty obvious that Hillary has a rather, how shall we put it?, diversi...

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Funny story: Jihadi Donald Unleashes His Wrath on Caitlyn Jenner

Jihadi Donald Unleashes His Wrath on Caitlyn Jenner

Facepalm! Headdesk! Jihadi Donald is quickly running out of targets for his smear campaign and he must think of something fast, otherwise his silent-no-more majority might fall asleep and sink back into silence. Not to worry, though. His politi...

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Funny story: The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story may appeal to those who think below the belt. But only for a moment. Allow me to digress. If you wonder who the Whip Woman is, it's not that important; at least for the moment. The real story is about Lash LaRue.

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