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Funny story: Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Hollywood, CA - Studio executives at Warner Brothers have been gushing over with excitement at the latest news: Clint Eastwood is finally resurrecting his "Dirty Harry" character.

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Funny story: Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

JK Rowling today announced details of her upcoming "Harry Potter" book. She suggested, of course, that the book would be the "best yet", a claim she knew could become true once she had decided to turn our beloved do-gooder wizard,...

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Funny story: Rowling agonises over Potter sex scene

Rowling agonises over Potter sex scene

Harry Potter is to lose his virginity in JK Rowling's next book of the eponymous children's series - but the popular author is remaining tightlipped about who his first bedfellow will be.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"

Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"

British Prime Minister Tony Blair has stunned book lovers and movie goers alike, by suggesting that the fictional settings of JRR Tolkein's "Lord of the Rings", and JK Rowlings' "Harry Potter" are in fact actual institutio...

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Funny story: Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Bloomsbury has only just announced that the sixth Harry Potter book, the name revealed to be "Harry Potter and the Bondage of Volemort" is to be X-rated. The announcement is set to devastate millions of youngsters across the world.

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Funny story: New Game: Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings

New Game: Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings

According to a small article in the New York Times, plans are being formulated by computer game manufacturer, EA (electronic arts), in which players can fight with the main characters from the two fantasies.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

LONDON, ENGLAND- Warner Bros. announced a new addition to the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire today. Michael Jackson was recently added to be the voice of the House Elf, Winky.

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Funny story: Rowling 'can't be arsed' to write next Harry Potter book

Rowling 'can't be arsed' to write next Harry Potter book

JK Rowling has declared that she "can't be arsed" to write the next Harry Potter book.

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Funny story: Firm sued for illegal use of Harry Potter copyright

Firm sued for illegal use of Harry Potter copyright

Liverpudlian arts and crafts firm, "Harry Pottery", have...

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Funny story: Potter Creator Arrested

Potter Creator Arrested

Creator of Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling was arrested at lunch today on a charge of causing death by misadventure of a group of school children at their primary school.

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Funny story: Who is Harry Potter's Father?

Who is Harry Potter's Father?

The Magic Circle, that respected organisation that looks after all practitioners of the 'black arts', lost its cool over claims that Harry Potter was a 'lurve child'.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Shocker

Harry Potter Shocker

Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.

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