The Honk Kong based airline Cathay Pacific is facing financial ruin after its share value tanked in the wake of the news that pre tax profits for the year ending March 31st, 2011 had plunged by over 50%. Global brand manager Wing Fen Song has been...
The centuries-old breakfast favourite, Black Pudding, has been rated as a super-food by leading top nutritionists at the Didcott Food and Drink Research Laboratories. A report reveals that black pudding has now joined the ranks of super-healthy fo...
THESPOOF.COM - According to CCTV evidence, spoofer Inhopeless has been stealing foodstuffs from his spoofer colleagues' kitchens. Many spoofers have reported empty fridges and cupboards after Inhopeless toured the entire world trawling for food.
El Paso, Tx - Authorities announced today that the Department of Homeland Security has seized all Taco Bell locations across the United States. According to reports, the government will be investigating possible collaboration and provoking of huma...
A Finnish gentlemen named Sven Trapindafjord recently posted to a high-tech forum requesting fast food help. "Please, I am asking very humbly, place for to where that will please do home deliver of hamburger to my doorstep?" In broken Eng...
Peppridge Farms have announced plans to produce "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers. At a press conference a spokesman announced: "Peppridge Farm has always been at the fore-front of Corporate Social Responsibility, and we can see the writing on th...
Hollywood and UK - Potty-mouthed "f" bomb slinging chef and star of reality T.V. show "Kitchen Nightmares" Gordon Ramsay broke down sobbing last night when his secret stash of "heat and eat" food was discovered in a grimy freezer he keeps in a ram...
Accusations that a food processor bearing the Gordon Ramsay name is "crap" have been refuted by sources close to the fiery chef. Consumer magazine Whatever? tested 46 models and found the Ramsay mixer - costing £85 - scored the lowest. The chief c...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - A local Birmingham man has taken his pact to the extreme, as 52 people are dead and scores more are injured. Josh Coe, 21, had said he would 'kill for a decent burger', and after chancing upon a KFC restaurant he found a Zinger...
Some Scientists have been studying the materials used in food and beverage packaging and have discovered some disturbing facts. Certain chemical additives used in the packaging of food and beverages, including plastics and cans, have been found to be substances which can be harmful to our health. Side effects can include, obesity, heart problems and even certain cancers, to name but a few.
GRANNY'S RECIPE: It has been a tradition in the Billingsgate family to celebrate St. Patrick's day by quaffing down a pint or two of Guinness, followed by a special dessert that has been passed down from one generation to the next. We family refer to it as Granny's Irish Pudding. From all accounts, this dessert originated in Ireland, and because of the lack of fruit such as peaches and apples, Gra...
Britain's favourite northern motor-cycling cooks, the Hairy Bikers, are being begged to keep their helmets on! Si King and Dave Myers can currently be seen touring the country gathering recipes handed down through the generations in their BBC2 sho...
Scottish MEP's have set aside party politics to formally apply for two well known Scottish products to be given protected status in the European Union. The cross party group of MEP's have applied for Protected Food Name Status for Coatbridge Chip...
We may love our Saturday Kitchen and Masterchef but we're a complete bunch of thickies in the UK when it comes to food knowledge. According to a survey, 17 per cent of meat eaters believe that pork wings are a real cut of meat. Almost a quarter o...
A goldfish named Harold has set in train a controversy, by telling its owner, Mimsie Flopdangler, aged seven, of Trubshaw Crescent, Yarmouth, that people should leave fish, particularly goldfish, alone, and eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Mimsie...
Burger King chief executive, Bernard Hees, has described British women as ugly and British food as terrible. Although a spokesman for the chain later said Mr Hees regretted the unguarded comments - made to a group of Chicago students - the fall-ou...
High Street Electrical giant Currys have just announced that as from Monday, not only can you browse for all your electrical needs, you can also order your tea! Joint owners, Edwina and Tim Curry are delighted with the plan, and Tim explained how...
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