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Funny story: Why the French live so long: Food and Sex

Why the French live so long: Food and Sex

A study of why the French now live longer than any other nation, shows that food and sex play a major role in longevity. For the past eight months researchers have questioned France's 15,000 centenarians to learn their secret. All confessed to...

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Funny story: Sprout Disaster Fear

Sprout Disaster Fear

Prime Minister, David Cameron, has made a desperate bid to stop the Brussels Sprout mountain getting any bigger. Currently British tax papers are having to contribute £30 million annually to keep the Sprout Mountain in place. Next year the European C...

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Funny story: Print your own food straight from email

Print your own food straight from email

All the major supermarket chains are taking one more step towards a more efficient future with the soon to be released edible ink in printer cartridges. Tesburys and Sainco, just two of the market leaders will be rolling out the innovative new hom...

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Funny story: French rioters want more vacation time, better lunches while rioting

French rioters want more vacation time, better lunches while rioting

Thousands of French took to the streets in protest of the lack of vacation days provided to the rioters while protesting against the change in the retirement policies in the country. One rioter stated "I work hard rioting. I need vacation days to...

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Funny story: "You are what you eat" not meant to be taken literally

"You are what you eat" not meant to be taken literally

SCIENTISTS are pleading with people to exercise common sense after a sudden spike in hospital admissions were linked with canabalism. Patients were admitted into local hospitals and clinics with gashes and bite marks on arms and legs. "I unders...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Freaks Out - Orders Bacon Sandwich Then Goes On Meat Binge

Vegetarian Freaks Out - Orders Bacon Sandwich Then Goes On Meat Binge

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepeneur, Ali Bullo today related how a passing staunch vegetarian lost the plot and ordered a bacon sandwich from a burger van parked by Swanwick railway station in deepest Hampshire. According to reports, the v...

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Funny story: Celery reduces memory loss

Celery reduces memory loss

A taste for celery is one that many people never acquire, but scientists have just given them a reason to eat it. They have discovered that a chemical found in high concentrations in celery - and in peppers - could halt memory loss as we get older...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Best Friend Says Kirstie Better Check Into A Fat Farm Before She Looks Like 603 Pound Gabourey Sidibe

Kirstie Alley's Best Friend Says Kirstie Better Check Into A Fat Farm Before She Looks Like 603 Pound Gabourey Sidibe

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - For the past year or so, former actress Kirstie Alley has tipped the scales at 409 pounds. Well now it seems that one of her long time friends Larleen Brokengate has said that Kirstie has not lost any weight at all which is in co...

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Funny story: San Francisco McDonald's Shifts Focus from Food to Toys

San Francisco McDonald's Shifts Focus from Food to Toys

With the recent call of progressive groups in San Francisco demanding that McDonald's no longer be allowed to include a toy with every happy meal, the company has shifted focus away from food and has come up with what they believe is a perfect compro...

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Funny story: 'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

A report published by the Conservative pressure group, the 1690 Take No Prisoners Committee, has recommended that state schools should be run even more like businesses; in particular restaurants were cited as a suitable model for schools of the futur...

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Funny story: Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

A food production company was ordered to pay nearly £10,000 after a man found a dog in a yoghurt pot as he ate his lunch. Oscar Waggitt of Stinkborough, South Yorkshire had already eaten some of the yoghurt when he came across the canine filling.

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's African School Dinners has been attacked as "distasteful" and "a step too far". The show, which sees the tireless campaigner and occasional chef investigating the state of nutrition in educational institutions throughout the contine...

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Funny story: Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"

Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"

Telly boxing host, Jim Rosenthal, has started a legal bout of fisticuffs with celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal in court over a £1,300 meal which left him seriously ill. Mr Blumenthals Obese Mallard had purchased a consignment of dodgy oysters, no...

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Funny story: Man vs Food presenter announces latest eating challenge as "Insane"

Man vs Food presenter announces latest eating challenge as "Insane"

The Travel Channel's Adam Richman has announced his latest challenge for his Man vs Food show. The hit, which features Richman taking on eating challenges from some of the best restaurants and diners in the USA, has had some crazy platters featured b...

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Funny story: Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Palaeontologists from Manchester University of Science and Technology have finally reconstructed what dinosaurs tasted like. Using quantum tunnelling microscopes on the patterns that their flesh left imprinted in the rocks, they have compared the...

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Funny story: Old Tamagotchi meat discovered in food chain

Old Tamagotchi meat discovered in food chain

Meat from Tamagotchis bred during the late 90s and early 00s has gone into the UK food chain, officials said today. The news came as evidence emerged that some Tamagotchi meat had also been exported to other countries from China and Japan, mainly...

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Funny story: UK Gov hires Mahatma Gandhi to re-write nutritional guidelines for school meals

UK Gov hires Mahatma Gandhi to re-write nutritional guidelines for school meals

DOWNING STREET: The Cam-Clegg coalition has proudly announced the appointment of Mahatma Gandhi as Head of the School Nutrition Council. Speaking to reporters PM Dave-Cam said: "As you know I recently went to India with my begging bowl. I met w...

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