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Funny story: Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa. Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group w...

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Funny story: Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service is reporting that, overnight, vandals tossed a 12-foot tall statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House lawn. The statue was reportedly made of 65% plaster of Paris, 22% styrofoam, and 13% bullshit. The mag...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

NEW YORK CITY – Fox News host, Tucker Carlson, is truly upset and extremely worried at the fact that a total of 51 advertisers have already dropped his show, including Big Grandma Bras, Compound W, FDS, and the CIA. Carlson says he now knows how B...

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Funny story: The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

NEW YORK CITY – Donald Trump Jr. has pointed out that radio personality, Howard Stern, had once dressed as famous black trumpet player, Louis Armstrong, during Halloween, 27 years ago. The "Shock Jock" pointed out that Donnie Jr. had once dressed...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Bone Spurs On Coronavirus And Quits

Trump Claims Bone Spurs On Coronavirus And Quits

President Trump is quitting the coronavirus pandemic, claiming, "If we don’t test, there won’t be any numbers to say we have coronavirus. Therefore, we’ve conquered coronavirus. No numbers, no virus!" The thinking is pure genius! So, if someone…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...

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Funny story: NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

SAN ANTONIO – Famed NBA basketball coach Gregg Popovich was having some practice drills with two of his star players, Patty Mills (#8) and Marco Belinelli (#18). The players had come to his Star Wars-style mansion and were enjoying getting a littl...

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Funny story: Someone Needs To Teach President Trump How To Drink Water From a Glass

Someone Needs To Teach President Trump How To Drink Water From a Glass

WEST POINT, New York – President Trump caused a lot of Republicans to utter a collective “WTF?” after he took a of drink of water from a glass and looked like a 3-year-old doing it. Trump was delivering the Gettysburg Address at West Point, when h...

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Funny story: Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden is ahead in the polls, and Donald Trump is screaming like a soprano! Trump calls Joe Biden Sleepy Joe, but no one looked sleepier than Trump trying to read from the teleprompter during his West Point commencement address. Trump even appeared to…

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Funny story: President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has informed the press that the president has always considered Roseanne Barr to be one of the funniest women on both sides of the Potomac River. He recently told his third most favorite son Eric...

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Funny story: Planetary Scientists Want To Change the Name Uranus to Rectalinia

Planetary Scientists Want To Change the Name Uranus to Rectalinia

HOUSTON – It is being reported by several publications that experts in the world of planetary science are urging President Trump to change the name of the planet Uranus to Rectalinia. They state that it is time, once and for all, to put an end to...

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Funny story: President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump recently met with his top advisers, Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Cyrus Monongahela, in the secondary Oval Office. He told them that, as he was non-stop tweeting at 3:45 am, he had a visionary vision about him...

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Funny story: President Donald J. Trump Finally Issues His Official Presidential Report on The Minneapolis Riots

President Donald J. Trump Finally Issues His Official Presidential Report on The Minneapolis Riots

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has finally gotten around to issuing his Oval Office report on the Minneapolis Riots. He began by saying that most of the rioters were protesters, looters, thugs, punks, and some were probably real good basketball...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...

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Funny story: Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...

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Funny story: President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump has condemned Hollywood "mischief-makers" for what he says is "totally irresponsible mischief-making" over 'Roots', the 1977 television series based on the book of the same name by Alex Haley. He also slated Black Lives Matter.

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Funny story: Trump To Address Trump University 2020 Graduating Class

Trump To Address Trump University 2020 Graduating Class

Fired up with the success of his 2020 West Point commencement ceremony, Trump is insisting on, “One more commencement address, but no saluting. My arm's in a sling.” Word went out for another commencement ceremony, but like throwing a baited fish…

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