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Funny story: President Trump Condemns Police Brutality

President Trump Condemns Police Brutality

After Wednesday's horrific events at Capitol Hill, when members of the public found themselves trapped inside the building by renegade law enforcement officers, President Donald Trump has condemned the brutal actions of police who attended the fracas…

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Funny story: Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters

Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who woulda thunk that someday your thoughts might be monitored? Faced with a divided nation of 75 million voters who prefer to eat pasta at the Olive Tree rather than the French Laundry, where elites like to gather to thwart COVID-…

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Funny story: Donald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last

Donald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last

After several months of disagreement, hostile argument, and a distinct lack of being able to even have a cohesive and respectful discussion, President Donald Trump and President-elect Joe Biden have, at last, found common ground with each other. O…

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Funny story: Will Donald Trump Pardon The Terrorists Who Stormed The Capitol?

Will Donald Trump Pardon The Terrorists Who Stormed The Capitol?

Will Donald Trump pardon the hundreds of domestic terrorists who stormed the Capitol on January 6? A pardon for the terrorists who perpetrated the attack, breaking windows, doors, furniture, vandalizing files, stealing laptops, personal mementos,…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP

Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP

Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump. Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment. "That sounded goo…

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Funny story: Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

(With apologies to Maurice Sendak) The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another, Ben Sasse called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I’LL OVERTURN A DEMOCRATIC AND FAIR ELECTION!” So he stomped off to the Senate chamber to…

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Funny story: Blubbering Donald Trump says he won’t attend Joe Biden’s inauguration

Blubbering Donald Trump says he won’t attend Joe Biden’s inauguration

In a tweet to his sycophantic followers, the grizzling groucher, President Trump, has said he won’t go to the inauguration of President Elect Biden. Biden, who kicked Trump’s ass in the recent US presidential election, takes over in the White Hou…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Had His Bum Slapped

President Trump Has Had His Bum Slapped

President Donald Trump, who, on Wednesday, incited his supporters to march on Capitol Hill to regain his 'stolen presidential election', showed his sensible side today, condemning their actions, and promising a smooth handover of power on 20 January.

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Says "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!"

President Donald Trump Says "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!"

He may have less than two weeks of his time in the White House left, but President Donald J. Trump earlier today struck terror into the hearts of every right-minded person in the US, and in the wider world. Trump appeared briefly on the White Hous…

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Funny story: Iranian government warns America against path of violence as angry US mobs riot, storm Capitol Hill, pillage and plunder

Iranian government warns America against path of violence as angry US mobs riot, storm Capitol Hill, pillage and plunder

Playing Donald Trump’s favorite song, “Three Wheels on my Wagon” on their ghetto-blasters, thousands-strong mobs of Trump supporters attacked the offices of the US government, including Capitol Hill. Senators and Congressmen were ordered to lie o…

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Funny story: King Donald Trump Invites His Beloved Capitol-Stormin’ Right-Wing Anarchists to The White House

King Donald Trump Invites His Beloved Capitol-Stormin’ Right-Wing Anarchists to The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The lawless, terroristic Trumptards that are so bat shit stupid, they STILL think that the SOB won the election, were egged-on by the President and his dictatorial attitude. King Donald Trump sent out a text mes…

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Funny story: Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…

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Funny story: Arrest Warrant Issued For Donald J. Trump For Inciting A Riot

Arrest Warrant Issued For Donald J. Trump For Inciting A Riot

The DC police department issued an arrest warrant for Donald J. Trump for inciting a riot. Bellyaching since he lost the presidential election on November 3, 2020, Trump called for the Proud Boys and every other unemployed supporter to march to t…

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Funny story: The Introspective Donald Trump: “I’d rather spend eternity on a desert island with Hillary"

The Introspective Donald Trump: “I’d rather spend eternity on a desert island with Hillary"

Some people think Donald Trump is a reprehensible jerk. Others think he is a great man. It is safe to say, however, that no one thinks of Trump as being introspective. That may be changing, however, in the waning days of the Trump presidency. Sou…

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Funny story: President Trump Supporters Deserting Him In Droves

President Trump Supporters Deserting Him In Droves

The legions of supporters who stood by President Donald Trump during and after the November presidential election, and who have, in the face of all sense of reason, given him their unquestioned support since his inauguration in January 2017, seem now…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: A Retro Andy Gump

Joe Biden: A Retro Andy Gump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Daring to be different, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump by presenting himself as a latter-day Andy Gump. Like Gump, he has an anterior mandible defect that creates the appearance of an absent chin and lower lip, along with a seve…

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Funny story: Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…

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