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Funny story: Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays

Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays

Members of The Dawg Pound, a group of Cleveland Browns fans, are worried of the results if Michael Vick is permitted to play in the NFL again. Vick was recently released from 18 months in prison and has not played in the NFL for two seasons due to m...

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Funny story: Worlds Nosiest Dog Spies on Neighbours Cat

Worlds Nosiest Dog Spies on Neighbours Cat

A local dog named Rex has been cautioned by police and warned to discontinue his spying activities in the locality after he was caught peeping on a neighbour's cat as it licked itself. 'Rex' - name altered due to legal reasons - is entered...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

In a month that has seen the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and several other celebrities, one more has been added to the list. Gidget, the Chihuahua who became famous selling Mexican food for the Taco Bell chain, passed away due to a st...

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Funny story: Local Man Finds Answers to All Life's Problems in Dogs Arse

Local Man Finds Answers to All Life's Problems in Dogs Arse

Local man Dave Taylor has spent the best part of the last 10 years searching for the answer to all of life's problems without success - until he eventually discovered it tucked neatly between the buttocks of his beloved dog, Mavis. The jolly 4...

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Funny story: Leaked Document Shows Brown's B.A.P.S.

Leaked Document Shows Brown's B.A.P.S.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown is the centre of more controversy today about his radical plans to cure the UK's recession. In a document found attached to the back of a stray dog, there has been strong evidence to show Mr Brown setting up a group cal...

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Funny story: Puppy flushed by 4-year-old: RSPCA blames Andrex adverts

Puppy flushed by 4-year-old: RSPCA blames Andrex adverts

A puppy that was flushed down the toilet by a four-year-old was successfully rescued by a drain cleaning firm yesterday. The puppy was located using sophisticated CCTV equipment and then dragged from the sewer pipe along the street. The RSPCA has...

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Funny story: Labor day to Become Labrador Retriever Day

Labor day to Become Labrador Retriever Day

Labrador, Canada - A combination of fewer laborers and a sudden rise in the number of Labrador Retrievers has prompted the Obama Administration to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day. "The exceptionally affable, gentle, intelligent, energet...

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Funny story: Shep Dead - Heartache At The Beeb

Shep Dead - Heartache At The Beeb

Scramble Central at Spoof HQ today as we received an E-mail informing us that Blue Peter dog, Shep, has died. Hurriedly grabbing our equipment and constantly on the look out for Taleban insurgents we raced to Shepherd's Bush, ignoring the market,...

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Funny story: Bosux Big Puppy in Post Steroidal Slump

Bosux Big Puppy in Post Steroidal Slump

The Boston Red Sux former slugger, David Ortiz has gone from Big Poppy to big puppy in a mere few months. Ortiz whose present batting average is lower than the team IQ has sunk as quickly in the batting order as the Dow Jones.When the fretful on the...

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Funny story: Boy Spends Year in K-9 School

Boy Spends Year in K-9 School

Sheboygan, Wi. - A boy, whose parents enrolled him in canine obedience school by mistake, went unnoticed by the staff for nearly a year. Jurgi Rudmin, aged ten, isn't particularly bright or verbal, but he does look good with long hair. His parent...

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Funny story: Dog drinks water

Dog drinks water

A stunning new film posted on the internet has caused international sensation - showing a dog drinking water. The YouTube film shows Donny, a 5-year-old dog of some sort, drinking water from a round bowl. Already the film - entitled Bitch Laps...

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Funny story: Famous cliche disprover teaches an old dog a new trick

Famous cliche disprover teaches an old dog a new trick

British eccentric Lord Michael St-Daniels, famous for having spent a number of years tirelessly disproving famous clich├ęs, has taken another phrase down today as it was announced that he has succeeded in teaching an old dog a new trick. Specifical...

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Funny story: South Koreans clone "glowing in the dark" Beagle dogs to save the world!

South Koreans clone "glowing in the dark" Beagle dogs to save the world!

A highly sensitive research programme involving cloning Beagle doggies (instead of eating them!) was today divulged on BBC World and monitored by Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) Headquarters. A certain nutty Korean Professor named He...

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Funny story: Talking Dog Upsets Neighbors

Talking Dog Upsets Neighbors

Rex the Black lab, Sam the German Sheppard and Snoopy the beagle all have some very uncomplimentary things to say about their neighbor. Priscilla the talking Poodle has made some neighbors very angry with her and her owners. Rex had plenty to say...

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Funny story: Old Drug-Sniffing Dogs Now Junkies

Old Drug-Sniffing Dogs Now Junkies

CORAL REEFER, CA - In a scathing report released today by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), the nation's law enforcement and drug control agencies were accused of leading drug-sniffing dogs into a life of booze, sex, and addiction.

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Funny story: Obama speaks out on toenails

Obama speaks out on toenails

US President Barack Obama today gave firm support to cutting your toenails regularly, as well as brushing your teeth at least twice a day. 'Let us not sound like Kennedy', he said, not sounding like Kennedy, 'let us not sound like Martin Luther Ki...

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Funny story: Bo the Portuguese Water Dog is New First Pet

Bo the Portuguese Water Dog is New First Pet

The Obama family introduced Bo, the new First Pet, to an excited and happy press today. Members of the media removed their lips from the President's ass long enough to take pictures of the Portuguese Water Dog. It was quickly discovered that Bo m...

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