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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Dick Cheney was delighted to hear that the gunman at Virginia Tech was Korean. "NOW we have a good excuse to make a nucular first strike against Korea! Halliburton will make billions off of rebuilding Korea! A...

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Funny story: Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Early this morning, Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital, having severe abdominal pains. Suspecting that he had swallowed another roll of hundred dollar bills, they quickly rushed him into emergency surgery. After determining that Vice Presiden...

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Funny story: Cheney Says He Is Father of Gay Daughter's Baby, Danny Lynn

Cheney Says He Is Father of Gay Daughter's Baby, Danny Lynn

(An Undisclosed Bunker) -- Vice President and Bush White House adult-supervisor Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-1919) in a stunning declaration admitted yesterday that he, not Larry Birkhead, is the "donor dad" to his daughter Mary's...

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Funny story: Cheney Caught Showing Sensitive Side

Cheney Caught Showing Sensitive Side

Leaked information from a security camera inside Dick Cheney's residence showed his pregnant lesbian daughter, Mary, dozing on the sofa after a large family meal. The Vice President was sitting next to her, talking into her belly button.

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Funny story: English church visited by one of King Arthur's Knights needs repair; Enderby's won't cave to Sprint, Verizon, or Cingular wireless for cell phone transmitter tower

English church visited by one of King Arthur's Knights needs repair; Enderby's won't cave to Sprint, Verizon, or Cingular wireless for cell phone transmitter tower

St. Margaret's Church at Bag Enderby in Lincolnshire County, located in the East Midlands of England is in great disrepair. This 15th century church, which was built in 1407 with money bequeathed by Albinus de Enderby, is currently being restored...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, American Idol and Antonella Barba inspire new Jackson & Perkins roses

Britney Spears, American Idol and Antonella Barba inspire new Jackson & Perkins roses

Jackson and Perkins, the nations oldest rose company (now owned by Harry and David), surprised gardeners this spring by coming out with a new rose named after Britney Spears. It's called the Britney Rose.

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Funny story: Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

From the makers of Girls Gone Wild, Nuns Gone Wild, Amish Girls Gone Wild and Milk Gone Wild comes the new video--Rugged Individualism Gone Wild. Joe Francis of Mantra Productions has decided to put the lens on his conscience this time. Now that...

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Funny story: Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development. Nathan Sutter and his...

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Funny story: Mile high for Jesus aircraft crashes

Mile high for Jesus aircraft crashes

A small, single-engine airplane taking part in the Good Firday mile-high love-in crashed this afternoon after a fire was reported in the cockpit of the airplane. The plane, flown by Capt. Buckley E. Filbertamous of Hollywood, was making its way over...

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Funny story: Cheney dead, resuscitated: 'I regret so much'

Cheney dead, resuscitated: 'I regret so much'

Vice President Dick Cheney collapsed Sunday morning while taking a shower. "Luckily he carries a panic button," said his doctor. "He was dead several minutes before we got to him."...

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Funny story: VP Cheney Has Blood Flowing Through His Body!

VP Cheney Has Blood Flowing Through His Body!

Medical experts were shocked to find that Vice Dick Cheney had actual blood flowing through his veins!...

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Funny story: President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX

President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCSHAT PRESS) President George Walker Bush was arrested at the White House today based upon clear evidence which surfaced proving that he masterminded 911 Hoax. Secret Service pe...

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Funny story: The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...

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Funny story: Cheney Boasts Mohammed Was Tortured, Vows to Torture Everyone for Israel

Cheney Boasts Mohammed Was Tortured, Vows to Torture Everyone for Israel

WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney has told the annual conference of the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) that accused al-Qaida operative Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was repeatedly tortured by CIA, Pentagon and Israeli sex perver...

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Funny story: Cheney Addresses Troop Spending

Cheney Addresses Troop Spending

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Dick Cheney, in a speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, lashed out at Democrats, accusing them of supporting U.S. troops in word but not in action. Cheney said, "anyone can say they support t...

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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Funny story: VP Cheney Thanks AIPAC For Staging 9/11

VP Cheney Thanks AIPAC For Staging 9/11

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Speaking for the first time since the felony conviction of his top deputy Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney thanked the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) for arranging the 9/11 attacks and supporting him in blaming Iraq...

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