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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.

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Funny story: California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California, USA: campaign operatives for Sen. Obama & Sen. Clinton set to work ensuring that only true supporters may become official delegates from the State convention and go on to the Democratic national meeting in Denver, Colorado. Both candidat...

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Funny story: POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.

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Funny story: Dark Lord Obama denies interest in world domination, claims Ring of Power destroyed

Dark Lord Obama denies interest in world domination, claims Ring of Power destroyed

Following yesterday's closed-door meeting with top Nazg├╗l advisors, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Hussein Obama, U.S. Senator and newly revealed Dark Lord...

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Funny story: AL Gore makes a surprise announcement for his bid for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination

AL Gore makes a surprise announcement for his bid for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination

Washington, DC - Originally approached by the Democratic Party bosses to settle the brouhaha between Barack and Hillary so as to defuse inter party squabbling that threatens to alienate Democratic pelage delegates, Superdelegates and the rank and fil...

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Funny story: Republicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates

Republicans have the pregnant or hanging chads - Democrats the so-called Superdelegates

Washington, D.C. - Even with Obama's stunting success in winning more state delegates than Clinton, Hillary still holds a commanding lead over him in the number of "uncommitted" supperdelegates (elected officials) she controls going int...

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Funny story: Democratic Race Too Close To Call, 'Superdelegates' Summoned

Democratic Race Too Close To Call, 'Superdelegates' Summoned

US and A - As the race for president heats up, Democratic candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton must now focus their attention on courting the so-called "Superdelegates" who may well decide their fate.

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Funny story: Dems Acquire Republicans in Hostile Takeover

Dems Acquire Republicans in Hostile Takeover

The Democratic Party today announced it had purchased the remnants of the Republican Party for $57 million.

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Funny story: Demobigots 4 McCain!

Demobigots 4 McCain!

Fellow Demobigots : A new movement is surging across 2008 election America that pundits are comparing to the 80's phenomenon of the Raygun Democrats.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Funny story: John McCain is the Democrats Worst Nightmare

John McCain is the Democrats Worst Nightmare

John McCain has a new add depicting himself as the Democrats worst nightmare. The ad proclaims that the Democrats fear facing him in the general election if he gets the nomination.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

In the wake of the beginning of the primary/caucus season, Senator Ted Kennedy has made is usual announcement: "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."...

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Funny story: Presidential Hopefulls Exposed by Eric Shun

Presidential Hopefulls Exposed by Eric Shun

CONCORD, New Hampshire -- Just days before the January 8th New Hampshire Primary, a focus group of Democrats, Republicans and Independents was gathered at the Winnacunnet High School auditorium.

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Funny story: Biden, Clinton, Dodd, Edwards, Gravel, Kucinich, Obama and Richardson pose for calendar guys + 1 Democratic presidential candidate calendar

Biden, Clinton, Dodd, Edwards, Gravel, Kucinich, Obama and Richardson pose for calendar guys + 1 Democratic presidential candidate calendar

Democratic front-runners, in an inclusive effort to raise campaign money and lighten up the political discussion, decided to pose for a calendar which has been dubbed the Democratic front-runner presidential candidate calendar guys + 1, 2008 edition.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Register As A Republican

Bill Clinton To Register As A Republican

DeMoines, Iowa (UPI) In an astounding announcement from the Clinton Campaign, Bill Clinton, former Democratic President of the United States, revealed that he is registering as a Republican and will seek the Republican nomination for President of th...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

WASHINGTON - The chairmen of the Democratic and Republican parties announced today an agreement in which both parties would hold nationwide primary elections on the same day. At a news conference held in the restroom of a popular Georgetown bar, Demo...

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