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Funny story: "Get Some In My Son!"

"Get Some In My Son!"

Part time Prime Minister Dave Cameroon has told how he and his sexually wanton wife Sam keep their romance alive with weekly date nights. The part time PM said that despite his busy schedule of globe trotting and escort girl sampling , he and Sam...

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Funny story: Cameron's Liner U Turn Shock

Cameron's Liner U Turn Shock

David Cameron has shocked his colleagues by deciding to support the suggestion from Education Secretary Michael Gove that the Nation should buy the Italian cruise liner 'Costa Concordia' as a present for the Queen on her Diamond Jubilee. Initially...

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Funny story: France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today. The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...

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Funny story: Cameron Steps Into Royal Liner Row

Cameron Steps Into Royal Liner Row

David Cameron launched himself into a bid to scuttle Michael Gove's bid to become Prime Minister by saying that Gove's suggestion of a present to the Queen of 'Costa Concordia' from the nation was 'not austere enough'. However backers of Gove's e...

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Funny story: Cameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast

Cameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - "That's total and utter hogwash," the PM's aide told reporters this evening, "besides, it wasn't bald per se, just slightly thinning." "It's the Bedu equivalent of the Thanksgiving turkey," Our-Man-In-Riyadh's calorie counte...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in 24 hour 'sponsored silence' shock

Jeremy Clarkson in 24 hour 'sponsored silence' shock

The world was shocked to the core today when Jermey Clarkson took a vow of silence, thus failing to verbally attack anyone with his pointless idiotic rants. Recent targets include Indians, public sector workers, cockle pickers and The Isle of Shep...

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Funny story: A few questions for Mr Cameron - from an aged citizen!

A few questions for Mr Cameron - from an aged citizen!

We have granted a decrepit, impecunious, impetigo suffering Nottingham gentleman, 65, space to ask his questions of the Prime Minister, millionaire, Etonaian, nepotist, apanthropinisation sufferer, and Prime Minister of the UK David Cameron. Question One: Re: NHS Q: Are You bothered at all? a) That unqualified carers are doing nurse's job's including taking blood samples, reviving patients a...

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Funny story: The Great British Olympics

The Great British Olympics

David Cameron has been outlining what will make the London 2012 Olympics the best that has ever been. "The London Olympics are a true British enterprise," said Cameron. "We bid for them several years ago with the intention of stimulating the econo...

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Funny story: David Cameron declares multi-culti behaviour a crime!

David Cameron declares multi-culti behaviour a crime!

David Cameron has declared multi-culti behaviour a crime and has promised the UK that new legislation will be introduced to stop this unacceptable behaviour. "The mixing of different racial, minority, ethnical groups has completely failed (apart f...

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Funny story: David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman

David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman

David Cameron's New Years Resolutions for last year have been callously revealed by a former policeman who was recently made redundant by the News of the World. Ronnie, The Policeman has revealed that David Cameron only had four resolutions but th...

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Funny story: David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...

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Funny story: Shock New Year Message for Cameron

Shock New Year Message for Cameron

In a message to the Prime Minister members of a shadowy group thought to run the UK have produced a shock for Cameron that has him worried. 'After your success in selling ropey 2nd hand cars, such as the Pickles and the Osborne Convertible, we are...

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Funny story: Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Shocker! Cameron arrested for mooning at France

Incredible news has reached us that Prime Minister David Cameron has taken his Christmas festivities a tad to far and has clearly shown he is not exempt from the long arm of the law. After a heavy political year for 'Dave', which saw unions throwi...

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Funny story: Cameron: Bomb the Kremlin to support rebels

Cameron: Bomb the Kremlin to support rebels

As tens of thousands took to the streets of Moscow to protest against allegedly fraudulent elections, as opposition leaders issued scathing personal attacks on Vladimir Putin in the hope of preventing his return to the presidency next year; Davis Cam...

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Funny story: Atheists to work religious holidays

Atheists to work religious holidays

David Cameron has announced that all atheists will not automatically receive religious themed holidays from 2012. Following bilge from evolutionist crackpot Richard Dawkins, who claims Cameron is not a genuine Christian, Cameron has retaliated by...

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Funny story: Ten Comparisons between Santa Claus & David Cameron

Ten Comparisons between Santa Claus & David Cameron

The Comparisons between Santa and David Cameron 1. When the poor ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal, with Cameron, it's impossible. 2. Santa seldom answers the poor's you email, Cameron never answers the poor's emails. 3. Santa seldom answers the poor's mail, Cameron never answers the poor's mail. 4. Santa gets all the stuff he's got from k...

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Funny story: Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

Adapting Royal Navy submarines to allow women to serve on them will cost £30 million, MPs were told. Defence Secretary Ivor Hammond-Organ said the money would allow women to have separate accommodation on the submarines; each room would have its own...

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