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Funny story: Drinking Beer before Dancing with the Stars Is Bad Idea

Drinking Beer before Dancing with the Stars Is Bad Idea

Madison, Wis--Steve Cowan, a 67 year old landlord and an avid beer drinker, found that drinking too much before Bristol Palin dances on "Dancing with the Stars" is a bad a idea because he used his shotgun on his television to show his disgust over...

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Funny story: Florida Woman Arrested For Tossing A Plate of Tamales At Her Husband After He Called Her A Bristol Palin Loving Bitch

Florida Woman Arrested For Tossing A Plate of Tamales At Her Husband After He Called Her A Bristol Palin Loving Bitch

BRADENTON, Florida - Bradenton police responded to a 911 call at the Hurricane Hank Trailer Park, where Adriana De La Salsa, wife of Roberto "Chuckles" Cilantro reportedly threw a plate of tamales at her husband. Adriana said that they were watchi...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Shocker Of The Season: Brandy Norwood Eliminated, Bristol Palin Makes It To The Finals

Dancing With The Stars Shocker Of The Season: Brandy Norwood Eliminated, Bristol Palin Makes It To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - In what is definitely the most shocking results show in the entire eleven season history of the Dancing With The Stars, singer Brandy Norwood has been eliminated from the show. Brandy, who at 91 pounds, is the lightest celebrity to eve...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin of Dancing With The Stars Told To Stop Using The Words "Suck," "Screwed," and "Effed Up" During Her Live Interviews

Bristol Palin of Dancing With The Stars Told To Stop Using The Words "Suck," "Screwed," and "Effed Up" During Her Live Interviews

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars have asked Bristol Palin to please refrain from using trashy words such as "suck," "screwed," and effed up" when she is being interviewed live on television. Bernadette Pende...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Jennifer Gray of Dancing With The Stars Break The All-Time "High Five" Record

Derek Hough and Jennifer Gray of Dancing With The Stars Break The All-Time "High Five" Record

HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his partner Jennifer "Little Miss Teardrops" Gray of Dancing With The Stars have just officially broken the all-time television high-five record. With the seven high-fives that they gave each other du...

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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"

Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"

BEVERLY HILLS - Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and quintessential judge Sharon Osbourne was shopping at a clothes shop on Rodeo Drive. She was asked if she felt that Bristol Palin has a shot at going all the way on Dancing...

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Funny story: Brandy Responds To The Rumor That She And Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Are Dating

Brandy Responds To The Rumor That She And Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Are Dating

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Brandy, who has made it down to the final four in this year's 11th season of Dancing With The Stars, took time to address a rumor that has been floating around for weeks. Brandy, whose last name is Norwood, sat by the swimming po...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin, Others Upset As "Dancing With The Stars" Stopped Temporarily!

Bristol Palin, Others Upset As "Dancing With The Stars" Stopped Temporarily!

Bristol Palin is just one of the stars on "Dancing With The Stars" that is very upset if the show has to take some weeks off! The trouble seems to be that a judge has called everything to stop at least temporarily until a lawsuit is settled betwee...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Carrie Ann Inaba On-The-Air Feud Got Quite Ugly

Dancing With The Stars: The Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Carrie Ann Inaba On-The-Air Feud Got Quite Ugly

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet tried to put the lid on the in-house feud between professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy and DWTW judge Carrie Ann Inaba but it was all to no avail.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin Is Safe and Ex-Quarterback Kurt Warner Gets Tossed! - Something Is Terribly Wrong

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin Is Safe and Ex-Quarterback Kurt Warner Gets Tossed! - Something Is Terribly Wrong

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are starting to hear rumblings about their credibility as Bristol Palin has once again escaped being eliminated. The picture is not looking pretty for the ABC executives as they are realizing tha...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Denies That He And Bristol Palin Are Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Bristol Palin and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas have become very close since the season started. Mark was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres if the rumor about him and Bristol "The Pistol"...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Reveals That Her Amazing Smile Is Courtesy Of Boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough

Cheryl Cole Reveals That Her Amazing Smile Is Courtesy Of Boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough

LONDON - Cheryl Cole, one of the judges on the British reality show X-Factor was asked why she has been all smiles as of late. Chezza, as the English affectionately call her, shyly blushed and noted that her quick trip to Los Angeles to visit with...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers' Rick Fox 'Bounced' Off Of Dancing With The Stars

Los Angeles Lakers' Rick Fox 'Bounced' Off Of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The latest celeb to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars is Rick Fox, ex-member of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers. Rick found himself in the bottom three with Kyle Massey and Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. His professional dance partne...

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Funny story: Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'

Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars judge known as the "Gaytalian" Bruno Tonioli confided to his pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach the reasons why Jennifer Grey found herself in the bottom two group. Jennifer, who is paired with Derek "The Danc...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Audrina Patridge Is Sent Packing Back To 'The Hills'

Dancing With The Stars: Audrina Patridge Is Sent Packing Back To 'The Hills'

HOLLYWOOD - In a Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' that stunned many seasoned viewers, the lovely, and extremely sensuous star of the reality show The Hills Audrina Patridge was eliminated. Patridge and her partner Tony Dovolani found themselv...

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Funny story: Shakira Guest Stars On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Receives Three Honorary "10's"

Shakira Guest Stars On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Receives Three Honorary "10's"

HOLLYWOOD - The infamous belly dancing singer Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour, performed her latest hit "Loca" on Dancing With The Stars. The Colombian bombshell, whose real name is Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, defini...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Amazingly Survives On 'Dancing With The Stars' - Florence "Mrs. Brady" Henderson Heads Back On Home

Bristol Palin Amazingly Survives On 'Dancing With The Stars' - Florence "Mrs. Brady" Henderson Heads Back On Home

HOLLYWOOD - In a move that shocked quite a lot of Dancing With The Stars viewers, Bristol Palin managed to hang on by the skin of her Alaskan teeth as Florence Henderson, aka Mrs. Brady on the old Brady Bunch sit-com was eliminated. Young Palin, w...

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