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Funny story: Name change for "Dancing With The Stars"?

Name change for "Dancing With The Stars"?

According to sources at ABC, executives are considering considering changing the name of their hit TV program "Dancing With The Stars" to "Dancing With The Has-Been's And Wanna-Be's" "Our attorneys have informed us that we may be facing a possib...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Wants To Quit 'Dancing With The Stars' After Placing 8th - Mama Palin Tells Her "Nope! Ya Know The Palins Don't Quit"

Bristol Palin Wants To Quit 'Dancing With The Stars' After Placing 8th - Mama Palin Tells Her "Nope! Ya Know The Palins Don't Quit"

HOLLYWOOD - It was quite a rough night for Bristol Palin on the latest edition of Dancing With The Stars. Bristol and her partner Mark Ballas finished dancing their rumba number to the song "Umbrella" and an embarrassed young Palin surely must hav...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Says The Reason He Wasn't Doing Too Good Was Because His Shoes Were Too Tight

Dancing With The Stars: The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Says The Reason He Wasn't Doing Too Good Was Because His Shoes Were Too Tight

HOLLYWOOD - After performing on two episodes of Dancing With The Stars, one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino has finally confided that the reason he has not been doing too good is because his dancing shoes are much...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Booed on Dancing with the Stars

Sarah Palin Booed on Dancing with the Stars

Sarah Palin was booed again, but this time she was booed by the liberal dancers and liberal dancing fans on Dancing with the Stars. "I am used to getting booed by liberals, so getting booed while I was trying to support my daughter dancing effort...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Is The First Victim Of This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

David Hasselhoff Is The First Victim Of This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' went all out musically as they featured the legendary music icon Carlos Santana and the futuristic legendary music icon Chris Daughtry as musical guests. Even host Tom Bergeron who is usually n...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: After The First Show The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Ties For Last Place

Dancing With The Stars: After The First Show The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Ties For Last Place

HOLLYWOOD - One of the cast members of The Jersey Shore flew in from the Right Coast to compete on the Left Coast and he did not do too good since he only got to rehearse for five days instead of fifteen days like everyone else. Michael "The Situa...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Comedian Margaret Cho Is Already Giving The Censors Fits

Dancing With The Stars Comedian Margaret Cho Is Already Giving The Censors Fits

HOLLYWOOD - Several years ago rhythm and blues singer Macy Gray gave the Dancing With The Stars' censor Lars Acushnet fits as he spent most of his time with his finger on the bleep buzzer whenever Gray was speaking to host Tom Bergeron or to the judg...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Will Be In The Audience Watching Her Daughter Bristol On The Premier Of Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Says She Will Be In The Audience Watching Her Daughter Bristol On The Premier Of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The season's premier of Dancing With The Stars starts this Monday. And one very proud mama will be in the audience watching her daughter Bristol perform. The ex-governor of Alaska and failed GOP candidate for vice-president Sarah Palin...

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Funny story: Negotiations Break Down Between Barney Frank & Dancing With the Stars Over Partner's Gender!

Negotiations Break Down Between Barney Frank & Dancing With the Stars Over Partner's Gender!

Just as 'Dancing with the Stars' producers were set to announce that Congressman Barney Frank would appear on the popular show in order to counterbalance the appearance of Bristol Palin, the light footed Frank demanded more concessions which have thr...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave

Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars's Karina Smirnoff, who was once engaged to wed "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has let her new dance partner Michael Sorrentino, alias "The Situation" know that he had better behave himsel...

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Funny story: World's Smallest Man to Appear on Dancing with the Stars

World's Smallest Man to Appear on Dancing with the Stars

Khagendra Thapa Magar is soon to be named the smallest man in the world, measuring in at only 22 inches. He was in New York recently to meet with World Record executives about his impending title. ABC executives caught wind of Magar's presence and of...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Star's Mark Ballas Says He Will Help Bristol Palin Get Over Levi Johnston

Dancing With The Star's Mark Ballas Says He Will Help Bristol Palin Get Over Levi Johnston

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, one of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars has been paired with Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol. "Little Snowflake" as her friends call Bristol says that she is absolutely excited to be able to ge...

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Funny story: DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

Bristol Palin bristles when she reads stories that claim she is being a diva on the set of Dancing with the Stars. In fact, she claims that nothing could be further from the truth. "I've watched my mother become a diva and if anything, I try so hard...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shores' Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has Been Paired With Dancing With The Star's Karina "The Bitch" Smirnoff

The Jersey Shores' Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has Been Paired With Dancing With The Star's Karina "The Bitch" Smirnoff

HOLLYWOOD - One of the main stars of the reality show, The Jersey Shore Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has been paired with Karina Smirnoff on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. DWTS host Tom Bergeron said that when he found out he...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says He'll Yell At Brandy But Promises He Will Not Hit Her

Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says He'll Yell At Brandy But Promises He Will Not Hit Her

HOLLYWOOD - The Russian born Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" on the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars says that he is really looking forward to working with his new celeb partner Brandy. And he has alre...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: David "Tipsy" Hasselhoff Already Making Goo Goo Eyes At His Partner Kym Johnson

Dancing With The Stars: David "Tipsy" Hasselhoff Already Making Goo Goo Eyes At His Partner Kym Johnson

HOLLYWOOD - A Dancing With The Stars insiders has revealed that ex-Baywatch star, and ex-America's Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff is already starting to let his male libido interfere with his assigned job. And his assigned job is to win this se...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's DWTS Outfits to Be Made by Vatican Nuns

Bristol Palin's DWTS Outfits to Be Made by Vatican Nuns

When Bristol Palin announced that her Dancing with the Stars outfits would be modest, it seemed inevitable: they should be made by nuns. And why not go right to the top? The Spoof can now confirm that it is the nuns at the Vatican -- the ones...

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